Gophernut
11-20-2008, 08:32 AM
An Irishman working at the Guinness brewery slipped, fell into a vat, and drowned. The manager goes over to the man’s house to tell his wife the bad news.
“I’m sorry to have to tell you this.”, the manager told the new widow. “But I have some terrible news. Your husband had an accident at the factory and died.”
“Oh No!”, exclaimed the wife. “What happened?”
“He slipped and fell in a vat of beer. I’m afraid he drown.”
“That’s terrible. Did he suffer?”, she asked.
“I don’t think so.”, answered the manager. “He got out 3 times to pee.”
“I’m sorry to have to tell you this.”, the manager told the new widow. “But I have some terrible news. Your husband had an accident at the factory and died.”
“Oh No!”, exclaimed the wife. “What happened?”
“He slipped and fell in a vat of beer. I’m afraid he drown.”
“That’s terrible. Did he suffer?”, she asked.
“I don’t think so.”, answered the manager. “He got out 3 times to pee.”