What happens.....

[MajorCaptSilly]

What happens when you get scared half to death........TWICE?!?

MCS

[Texan in Mexico]

Who is the greatest underwater spy?
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[replicant_argent]

The same thing as when you go just over halfway into the forest, and still keep going in.. or is it out?

[J0eybb]

The same thing as when you go just over halfway into the forest, and still keep going in.. or is it out?

How far can you run into the forest?

[mhailey]

What happens when you get scared half to death........TWICE?!?

MCS

Easy! You would be 3/4 the way toward death.

[MurphysLaw]

Easy! You would be 3/4 the way toward death.

:tpd:

[Emjaysmash]

How many times would one have to scare himself half to death to die?

[Silound]

How many times would one have to scare himself half to death to die?

Calculating that would entail the limit from 0 as x -> infinity of 1/x and some other calculus stuff I've forgotten a long time ago :)

Suffice to say that, while you never technically get there, you get so infinitely and microscopically close that mathematically you arrive at the point of death.

[Skywalker]

Half-wits!!!:r

[JaKaacH]

If you were in your Prius traveling at the speed of light, and turned your headlights on. Would they work??????

[mhailey]

If you were in your Prius traveling at the speed of light, and turned your headlights on. Would they work??????

HELL NO, because I wouldn't be caught dead in a Prius!!

[shilala]

Calculating that would entail the limit from 0 as x -> infinity of 1/x and some other calculus stuff I've forgotten a long time ago :)

Suffice to say that, while you never technically get there, you get so infinitely and microscopically close that mathematically you arrive at the point of death.
There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.

[Emjaysmash]

There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.

"What's that?"

"Go through his clothes and look for loose change."

[357]

"What's that?"

"Go through his clothes and look for loose change."

Have fun storming the castle!

[Blindjimme]

What happens when you get scared half to death........TWICE?!?

MCS

This is some kind of a test. I don't test well. :confused:

[N2 GOLD]

What happens when you get scared half to death........TWICE?!?

MCS

You live to tell about it... :r

[Starscream]

What happens if you eat cashews in the marmalade section of the library?

[Skywalker]

What happens if you eat cashews in the marmalade section of the library?

What?:confused:

[markem]

When ...

You put your right foot in,
You put your right foot out;
You put your right foot in,
And you shake it all about.

and is that what it's all about?

[Starscream]

What?:confused:

When?

[TheTraveler]

When I was a lad my dog sat down in a fire ant bed.

He didn't sit there very long though.

[Skywalker]

When?

Where?:D

[LasciviousXXX]

If all the animals along the equator were capable of flattery, then Thanksgiving and Halloween would fall on the same day.

[Starscream]

Where?:D

Why?

[markem]

If all the animals along the equator were capable of flattery, then Thanksgiving and Halloween would fall on the same day.

When I was four years old, I watched my mother kill a spider... with a tea cosy. Years later, I realized it was not a spider - it was my Uncle Harold.

[Skywalker]

Why?

Who?:sh

[Starscream]

Who?:sh

How?