GAZHOG
11-19-2008, 07:01 PM
OK Guys, time to take a walk into the dark recesses of your minds and come up with the ultimate B&M. I know some of your smoke shacks probably rival these, and that is was got me thinking. Here are just a few of my wishes (franchise options available;)):
1) Exceptional Smoking Area (leather chairs, big screens w/ satellite, fridge for beverages, ashtrays the size of wheels and great airflow).
2) Shooting Range ( indoor, handguns only, sound / smell proof from the rest, but visible from the smoking area, maybe some reloading equipment, 80s Rock and Roll in the ear protection).
3) No restrictions on what stogie is smoked, where purchased or how many.
4) Located within 5 minutes of each person's home, or cheap transportation to and from.
5) Hooter's type help, although just REALLY nice ladies not working for tips!
6) Air transport for guest troops to come share a stogie without sand and in a safe environment.
7) Internet access with video feeds.
8) Complimentary de-smelling treatment prior to going home (maybe ode de Spanish Cedar). This one is not a deal breaker cause I can rarely smell myself :D
These are some of things I really want for Christmas to share with some very good BOTL for many years to come. Of course the selection of smokes should rival CI at CBID prices.
Now it is your turn to add a few amenities............:hm
1) Exceptional Smoking Area (leather chairs, big screens w/ satellite, fridge for beverages, ashtrays the size of wheels and great airflow).
2) Shooting Range ( indoor, handguns only, sound / smell proof from the rest, but visible from the smoking area, maybe some reloading equipment, 80s Rock and Roll in the ear protection).
3) No restrictions on what stogie is smoked, where purchased or how many.
4) Located within 5 minutes of each person's home, or cheap transportation to and from.
5) Hooter's type help, although just REALLY nice ladies not working for tips!
6) Air transport for guest troops to come share a stogie without sand and in a safe environment.
7) Internet access with video feeds.
8) Complimentary de-smelling treatment prior to going home (maybe ode de Spanish Cedar). This one is not a deal breaker cause I can rarely smell myself :D
These are some of things I really want for Christmas to share with some very good BOTL for many years to come. Of course the selection of smokes should rival CI at CBID prices.
Now it is your turn to add a few amenities............:hm