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icehog3
04-19-2011, 08:14 AM
A young engineer was leaving the office at 5:45 p.m. when he found
the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary is not here. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young engineer. He turned on the machine, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine, "I just need one copy."

Lesson: Never, Never, ever assume that your boss knows what he's doing.

poker
04-19-2011, 08:23 AM
lol

HollywoodQue
04-19-2011, 08:25 AM
Now ain't that the truth...LOL

hscmit
04-19-2011, 08:50 AM
funny,
I just got off the phone with him

boonedoggle
04-19-2011, 08:51 AM
awesome!:D

SmokeyJoe
04-19-2011, 09:15 AM
Thanks for the smile, Admiral. :D

Only problem is... my secretary is still laughing! :confused:



:ss

nofeardiver
04-19-2011, 09:44 AM
LMAO, that is awesome

MedicCook
04-19-2011, 10:03 AM
:r

TBone
04-19-2011, 10:30 AM
Too Funny

Gophernut
04-19-2011, 10:34 AM
:r:r:r Very good.

bvilchez
04-19-2011, 10:36 AM
I read this as I hear the shredder going in my office:r:r

N2 GOLD
04-19-2011, 10:37 AM
SOOOOOOOOOOOOO true.... :r :r :r

markem
04-19-2011, 10:51 AM
I told you that story in confidence, Tom, and you promised not to tell anyone! ;)

GolfNut
04-19-2011, 12:15 PM
3rd time I've read it today here, and it still makes me laugh. :lr

kugie
04-19-2011, 12:18 PM
Oh, So true. :hy

kickerb
04-19-2011, 12:20 PM
haha, that was fantastic! thanks for the laugh.

shilala
04-19-2011, 12:38 PM
This is my wife's boss's wife to a tee. It made me lol.

Skywalker
04-19-2011, 04:34 PM
Thanks for the smile, Admiral. :D

Only problem is... my secretary is still laughing! :confused:
:ss


:tpd: :r

kelmac07
04-19-2011, 07:14 PM
So true!! :r :r :r

Ogre
04-19-2011, 07:50 PM
How True It Is!!!!

MurphysLaw
04-19-2011, 07:54 PM
:r :r :r i think we can all relate to this one

Starscream
05-09-2011, 11:13 AM
I have a feeling that this was a true story from somewhere.:r