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markem
03-22-2011, 11:22 AM
Geez, where is the mental bleach when you need it!

SCRANTON, Pa. (AP) - Police in northeastern Pennsylvania say they recovered more than 50 bags of heroin, cash and loose change from a woman following a cavity search.

Authorities say 27-year-old Karin Mackaliunas was detained last weekend following a crash. Scranton police say they found three bags of heroin in her jacket and after being taken to the police station she told investigators she had more hidden in her vagina.

A doctor performed a search and recovered 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, prescription pills and $51.22.

T.G
03-22-2011, 11:29 AM
Geez, where is the mental bleach when you need it!


It's up in there. Right next to the change purse with the coins.

ArgusP2
03-22-2011, 11:31 AM
Hello - ello - llo - lo - o - o

CRIMPS
03-22-2011, 11:35 AM
I feel like I should make a Pennsylvania joke here.

N2 GOLD
03-22-2011, 11:39 AM
The things folks do with & to their bidy... :confused:

HK3-
03-22-2011, 11:45 AM
Like a walking pinata. ;)

pektel
03-22-2011, 11:47 AM
WTF was she doing with 22 cents up there?

kaisersozei
03-22-2011, 11:49 AM
Like a walking pinata. ;)

That is one of the :lr :lr things I've heard all week

HK3-
03-22-2011, 11:49 AM
WTF was she doing with 22 cents up there?

Im sure 50 cents was there but some fell out.... -(P

massphatness
03-22-2011, 11:54 AM
http://eyesonstars.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/50_cent_eyesonstars.jpg

Blueface
03-22-2011, 11:56 AM
Talk about "loose lips".:lr

jledou
03-22-2011, 12:56 PM
WTF was she doing with 22 cents up there?

Winning! Duh!

bonjing
03-22-2011, 01:04 PM
Like a walking pinata. ;)

But, would you hit it?

Zeuceone
03-22-2011, 01:16 PM
ive put more than that in there.

Subvet642
03-22-2011, 01:19 PM
It's up in there. Right next to the change purse with the coins...

...a lipstick, a ballpoint pen, and half a roll of Mentos. :lr

forgop
03-22-2011, 01:33 PM
Facebook Pic

HK3-
03-22-2011, 01:36 PM
hmmmmm... :sl

kaisersozei
03-22-2011, 01:41 PM
But, would you hit it?

Facebook Pic


I'd have to make room first, but Yes. Yes I would.

sikk50
03-22-2011, 01:49 PM
If I had a vagina I'd use it as a purse too

macsauce13
03-22-2011, 01:51 PM
www.eyebleach.com--Probably NSFW

MurphysLaw
03-22-2011, 01:57 PM
hitting that would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway :2

;s

Isom-niac2
03-22-2011, 02:25 PM
I think she is just letting us know how tough the streets of Scranton can be..She obviously doesn't wanna be the victim of a purse snatch, nor have someone rob the "dope man" so it's inovative to say the least..Now that I know about this stash spot women have, I'm gonna ask my wife if a burglar really did steal my 46" flat screen!!

I'm just sayin.:sh

Blueface
03-22-2011, 02:34 PM
Facebook Pic

Doesn't look as tempting here.
http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_212355435.shtml

AlohaStyle
03-22-2011, 02:43 PM
I think it's all a made up Hollywood story... expect to see this as the storyline of Steve Carrell's last episode for The Office as this is his last season. For those that don't know, Scranton, PA is where The Office is set... :)

ahc4353
03-22-2011, 02:55 PM
It's like a dope vending machine that even gives you change!

Wolfgang
03-22-2011, 03:41 PM
www.eyebleach.com--Probably NSFW

found my new home page.

Isom-niac2
03-22-2011, 03:45 PM
It's like a dope vending machine that even gives you change!

:2:2:2

pektel
03-22-2011, 03:46 PM
Doesn't look as tempting here.
http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_212355435.shtml

My mug shot is rather unflattering too.

pektel
03-22-2011, 03:47 PM
It's like a dope vending machine that even gives you change!

and herpes.

taltos
03-22-2011, 03:48 PM
More room up there than up a wizard's sleeve.:D

markem
03-22-2011, 04:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJCIM8hQczY

zemekone
03-22-2011, 04:35 PM
54? what a rookie!

markem
03-22-2011, 04:37 PM
54? what a rookie!

But you, sir, are a trained professional!

She, on the other hand, may be a pro:=:

zemekone
03-22-2011, 04:39 PM
But you, sir, are a trained professional!

She, on the other hand, may be a pro:=:

maybe? :D

TBone
03-22-2011, 04:58 PM
found my new home page.

:tpd:

kaisersozei
03-22-2011, 05:03 PM
From another web article on this arrest:

"Why she needed to conceal 22 cents in coins, we're not sure. But never underestimate the value of a good change compartment.

She's now charged with intent to deliver a controlled substance, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of a controlled substance, plus possession of vaginal elasticity that may not even be human."

:r

Humpdebump
03-22-2011, 06:40 PM
I'd have to make room first, but Yes. Yes I would.

+1