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md4958
03-16-2011, 08:14 AM
Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly, Sal grabs his
chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his
eyes are rolled back in his head.

Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911.. He gasps to the
operator, "I think Sal is dead! What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and
follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence .. and then a shot is heard.

Vinny's voice comes back on the line,

"Okay.. . now what ?

Skywalker
03-16-2011, 08:26 AM
:r:r:r

guitar4001
03-16-2011, 08:28 AM
attention to detail!

HollywoodQue
03-16-2011, 08:46 AM
:r

kelmac07
03-16-2011, 08:50 AM
:r :r :r