You're in the army now

[markem]

Getting a new girlfriend is like joining the army. You get a new haircut, new clothes and all information is given to you on a need to know basis.

[kelmac07]

:r :r :r

[guitar4001]

correct. don't forget that you are always going to be the subordinate.

[tobii3]

When in doubt, remember, you are more than likely the lowest ranking.

[BloodSpite]

I am soo stealing this

[HollywoodQue]

That's no joke, thats for real...LOL

[G G]

:tu

[shark]

Don't forget that you pretty much have to get permission for doing anything and everything.

[ucla695]

But like joining any service, prepare for battle! :r

[chand]

Ain't that the truth! :r

[BloodSpite]

But like joining any service, prepare for battle! :r

K-Pot, LBE, and a thin coat of Break-free!

[ABNMP619]

Just remember, when talking to her stand with your hands behind your back at the position of parade rest, that will show her you are patient with her. :) Good Luck!

[area51]

I chuckled.good one.