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HK3-
03-02-2011, 06:14 AM
Happy Birthday! :tu
MurphysLaw
03-02-2011, 06:15 AM
Thanks you very much!
kelmac07
03-02-2011, 06:25 AM
Happy B-Day!!
MiamiE
03-02-2011, 07:20 AM
Happy Birthday Brian!
chand
03-02-2011, 07:30 AM
Happy Birthday.
treatneggy
03-02-2011, 07:32 AM
Happy Birthday!
hotreds
03-02-2011, 07:54 AM
Have a great day!

If anything can go wrong, it will
Corollary: It can
Corollary: It should
MacGillicuddy's Corollary: At the most inopportune time
Extension: it will be all your fault, and everyone will know it.
•If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong
Extreme version:
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the FIRST to go wrong
•If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway
•If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop
Corollary: It will be impossible to fix the fifth fault, without breaking the fix on one or more of the others
•Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse
•If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something
•Nature always sides with the hidden flaw
Corollary: The hidden flaw never stays hidden for long.
•Mother nature is a *****
Addendum: and not an obedient one at that
•Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics
Things get worse under pressure.
•The Murphy Philosophy
Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.
•Quantization Revision of Murphy's Laws
Everything goes wrong all at once.
•Murphy's Constant
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value
•Murphy's Law of Research
Enough research will tend to support whatever theory.
•Research supports a specific theory depending on the amount of funds dedicated to it.
•Addition to Murphy's Laws
In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right ... something is wrong.
landhoney
03-02-2011, 08:03 AM
Happy Birthday!
jesseboston81
03-02-2011, 08:04 AM
Happy birthday Brian, hope you have a good one!
icehog3
03-02-2011, 08:21 AM
Happy Birthday Brian, from the reason for Murphy's Law. ;)
Blueface
03-02-2011, 08:56 AM
Happy Birthday!
Zeuceone
03-02-2011, 08:57 AM
Happy birthday, my friend.
Superbad
03-02-2011, 09:08 AM
Happy Birthday. If you swing by Smoke Inn tonight. I have a very nice birthday cigar for you!
STEVE S
03-02-2011, 09:23 AM
Happy Birthday Brian, I hope you get to smoke something special.
CasaDooley
03-02-2011, 09:37 AM
HBD Bro! :ss
MedicCook
03-02-2011, 09:39 AM
Happy B-Day.
HollywoodQue
03-02-2011, 09:48 AM
Happy Birthday, have a blessed day
Skywalker
03-02-2011, 10:03 AM
:noonHappy Birthday!!!:noon
CigarNut
03-02-2011, 10:35 AM
Happy Birthday!
stevefrench
03-02-2011, 01:46 PM
Happy Birthday! :tu
TBone
03-02-2011, 06:52 PM
Happy B-day Brian
RevSmoke
03-02-2011, 07:10 PM
God's blessings on your birthday.
MurphysLaw
03-02-2011, 09:25 PM
Thank you all again! Got to sit and enjoy a smoke with Bobby aka Superbad who blew up my herfador with some nice looking cc's, and even ran into an old friend at Smoke Inn.