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RGD.
02-23-2011, 04:29 PM
And I blame my doctor for it.

Sitting in traffic this morning that's moving about 10-15 mph. I keep my Xikar in the door panel pocket of the truck for handy use. So this morning I grab my cigar in my right hand as normal, take the Xikar in my left and snip the end. I then toss the clipping out the window from atop the Xikar and slide it back in the door pocket.

Except for this morning.

I tossed everything out the window pretty as could be right in the middle of I-495.

Damn right I stopped. Opened the door and walked back to pick it up by the car behind me. The guy rolled his window down laughing and said "having one of those mornings?" "Damn decaf" I said. So yeah - I blame my doctor since he is the one who makes me drink that stuff.

Damn decaf.

Ron

J0eybb
02-23-2011, 04:30 PM
Hahahaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

68TriShield
02-23-2011, 04:31 PM
Damn it all,yep. :D

The Poet
02-23-2011, 04:32 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Tossed mine into a trashcan on the street one time, doing just the same thing you did. Glad you got it back, and glad I'm not the only idiot out there.


And yes, damn straight I went dumpster-diving! :r

joeobx
02-23-2011, 04:33 PM
:r:r Ron, I've driven on that road more than I care to talk about.....Glad your still with us.

mariogolbee
02-23-2011, 04:33 PM
:r Thanks for sharing. This put a smile on my face.:D

MarioF
02-23-2011, 04:34 PM
Well the good news was that on I495 in the morning you probably weren't moving anyway:r:r

CigarNut
02-23-2011, 04:42 PM
It's good that you got it back! And that you are alive to tell us about it!

kickerb
02-23-2011, 04:53 PM
ah! that is great. funny stuff my man.

Neens
02-23-2011, 05:00 PM
:r:r Glad you got it back though.

jesseboston81
02-23-2011, 05:16 PM
Glad you got it back! Great story! :r

sikk50
02-23-2011, 05:18 PM
I never lost my cutter out the window, but I went to ash out the window on a trip home from school and the wind from a passing truck too the remaining half of my cigar with it once.


I did not stop

longknocker
02-23-2011, 05:27 PM
At Least You Found It, Ron!:tu I Would Have Stopped, Too!:D

chand
02-23-2011, 05:32 PM
Decaf is an abomination and a sin against Juan Valdez's donkey! Repent!

dunng
02-23-2011, 05:33 PM
Decaf is for quitters! :r

Volusianator
02-23-2011, 05:34 PM
Pretty funny, glad you found it.

shilala
02-23-2011, 05:35 PM
These things will happen. :D

Zeuceone
02-23-2011, 06:00 PM
i was expecting a picture of a nice flat piece of metal.

Pat1075
02-23-2011, 06:08 PM
glad you got it back man. and thanks for the story.

kelmac07
02-23-2011, 06:16 PM
On I-495? Ron...you are one brave brother!! :D

CRIMPS
02-23-2011, 06:22 PM
Funny. I am sure that woke you up...

icehog3
02-23-2011, 07:09 PM
Thanks for sharing the story, Ron! :r

maninblack
02-23-2011, 07:52 PM
Funny story and I'd do the same thing. Damn doctors.

yourchoice
02-23-2011, 08:23 PM
I've been on the beltway many-a-time...you're a brave soul! Of course, I could see myself doing the same thing. If my wife were with me, I could just imagine her hysteria!

stitch
02-23-2011, 08:37 PM
I don't drink no stinking decaf ... -(P

boom
02-23-2011, 09:44 PM
Good laugh... Glad I got a Palio so it wont slip outta the hand that easy

Devanmc
02-24-2011, 05:50 AM
:r :r :r

hscmit
02-24-2011, 07:05 AM
thanks for the laugh

glad you got it back

Christiel49
02-24-2011, 07:13 AM
Ron, glad you made it back in the car with the Xikar!!!! Decaf is the devil :c

Sled Dog
02-24-2011, 08:59 AM
Lol.... now that is funny.

IBQTEE1
02-24-2011, 09:11 AM
Well, at least you got it back.

n3uka
02-24-2011, 09:20 AM
Who needs a Xikar. Just bite the end off and spit it out the window -(P

Blueface
02-24-2011, 09:51 AM
:r

awsmith4
02-24-2011, 09:53 AM
:lr

Glad you got it back!

Skywalker
02-24-2011, 02:00 PM
:r:r:r

OHRD
02-24-2011, 02:14 PM
Well done Ron - never leave a cutter behind!

Steve
02-24-2011, 02:50 PM
:lr

Wolfgang
02-24-2011, 02:58 PM
show us the battle wounds!

BigFrank
02-24-2011, 05:03 PM
495 ouch. That's why we start work in McLean at 5am. Coming from Baltimore...

J0eybb
02-24-2011, 05:03 PM
I love this thread at the top of the new posts.... Everytime I see it, I laugh.

Gophernut
02-24-2011, 06:14 PM
I just brew a pot of regular into the orange rimmed decaf pot and fool myself. I must have worked so far, as I haven't thrown anything out the window that wasn't supposed to go.