Internet Merit Badges for the geek in you

[newcigarz]

How many have you earned?

http://www.internetmeritbadges.com/collections/all

[pektel]

didn't know what "goatse" was, so I googled it. Thank GOD there was no picture, only a description of what would happen if one were to click on a link. Disgusting.

[CigarNut]

The real question is how many will you admit to earning? :)

[HK3-]

2 BANHAMMERS here. :)

[newcigarz]

The real question is how many will you admit to earning? :)

I am a geek, I could sport all 5 if I'm being completely honest. :noon

[awsmith4]

I am a geek, I could sport all 5 if I'm being completely honest. :noon

I could only sport four...I've never been banned, wish it was the goatse I was missing

[innova]

didn't know what "goatse" was, so I googled it. Thank GOD there was no picture, only a description of what would happen if one were to click on a link. Disgusting.

LOL, I feel you've missed a rite of passage here.

[newcigarz]

I could only sport four...I've never been banned, wish it was the goatse I was missing

I was banned from Puff, only place ever.

[kgoings]

didn't know what "goatse" was, so I googled it. Thank GOD there was no picture, only a description of what would happen if one were to click on a link. Disgusting.

No idea either, now I am not going to google it. I have all the others :tu

[pnoon]

I was banned from Puff, only place ever.
Me, too.
By Goatse-puto.
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[Stephen]

I could only sport four...I've never been banned, wish it was the goatse I was missing
:tpd:

[J0eybb]

I have earned all 5 as some point.

[elderboy02]

I could only sport four...I've never been banned, wish it was the goatse I was missing

+1

[Eleven]

There should be more!

Goatse was bad back in the day, then 2girls1cup upped the ante. But nothing came close to the gross factor of rotten.com way back when.

[kgoings]

I was banned from Puff, only place ever.

I was banned from Puff, and I got a 1 week ban in a football forum after a very heated debat :fl

[newcigarz]

There should be more!

Goatse was bad back in the day, then 2girls1cup upped the ante. But nothing came close to the gross factor of rotten.com way back when.

There are going to be more.

[LasciviousXXX]

I've earned all 5 unfortunately. And same as Peter, my ban was by Craputo.

Oh and Goatse, 2g1c, lemonparty, etc have got NOTHING on the Pain Olympics. Seriously... don't even google it. You've been warned.


Edit.. and just for old time's sake ;)

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o278/LasciviousXXX/caputo2.jpg

[kydsid]

I've earned all 5 unfortunately. And same as Peter, my ban was by Craputo.

Oh and Goatse, 2g1c, lemonparty, etc have got NOTHING on the Pain Olympics. Seriously... don't even google it. You've been warned.


Edit.. and just for old time's sake ;)

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o278/LasciviousXXX/caputo2.jpg

how does it compare to blue waffle? lol *googling warning same as above*
Posted via Mobile Device

[LasciviousXXX]

how does it compare to blue waffle? lol *googling warning same as above*
Posted via Mobile Device

Not as disgusting but 10 times more disturbing and much harder to watch.

FYI - we spend too much time on the interwebz bro :tu

[kydsid]

Not as disgusting but 10 times more disturbing and much harder to watch.

FYI - we spend too much time on the interwebz bro :tu

well i hope pain olympics to be fake at least that is what i tell myself at night, the other from what i can tell is real.

oh and heck ya we spend too much time and all the sysadmins i know doesnt help. its the it professionals spreading and creating this stuff i swear just so they can be entertained at work.
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[NCRadioMan]

I've earned all....at least twice! :D

[Stephen]

I've earned all 5 unfortunately. And same as Peter, my ban was by Craputo.

Oh and Goatse, 2g1c, lemonparty, etc have got NOTHING on the Pain Olympics. Seriously... don't even google it. You've been warned.


Edit.. and just for old time's sake ;)
Don't forget 1 guy 1 cup. I can't even begin to imagine...:pu

[Lucky_Hippo]

Havn't checked out the badges yet, but just wondered when the P-word made parole? :r

[croatan]

I know I have four out of five. Not sure about the ban. I haven't checked back at puff to see if I'm banned there. I've done my fair share of banning, though. Does that count? :r

[newcigarz]

I know I have four out of five. Not sure about the ban. I haven't checked back at puff to see if I'm banned there. I've done my fair share of banning, though. Does that count? :r

Swing a mean BanHammer.:tu

[icehog3]

I have had the Craputo ban hammer swung at me, although he will tell you I must have just forgot my password.

And I have swung the ban-hammer for Rick Rollers....and will enthusiastically swing it again for the next asshat who ever posts one here. ;)

[Bill86]

I've earned them all, including about 20-30 banhammers in my youth across various video game message boards. The same board ban me about 15 times, before they got tired of it. But I haven't been banned from anywhere in about 5 years.

[pnoon]

I've earned them all, including about 20-30 banhammers in my youth across various video game message boards. The same board ban me about 15 times, before they got tired of it. But I haven't been banned from anywhere in about 5 years.

I can fix that for ya, Bill. ;)

[T.G]

Man, I've earned all 5, a long time ago. I must have no life. :sad

Why no "Tub Girl" badge? She came along right about the same time as Goatse.
(I do have a smiley for her though)

[sikk50]

I've got them all...more than once.

I haven't felt a ban hammer in a while, wonder if it still hurts? Lol

[kydsid]

Man, I've earned all 5, a long time ago. I must have no life. :sad

Why no "Tub Girl" badge? She came along right about the same time as Goatse.
(I do have a smiley for her though)

-1 Internets for you. Goatse predates Tubgirl by at least a decade. Goatse is part of the original Duke Nuken.


On a better note that means +1 life for you and -1 life for me. :r

[T.G]

-1 Internets for you. Goatse predates Tubgirl by at least a decade. Goatse is part of the original Duke Nuken.


On a better note that means +1 life for you and -1 life for me. :r

Was it? I recall it being more like 4 years.

[Bill86]

I can fix that for ya, Bill. ;)

:r :r

Oh but alas, your kryptonite

http://lh3.googleusercontent.com/public/Go_Y7hHDjNt_KhTdltcy6URPGeYHZ1XBxAYm8yPK_8xUpKEs95 1Vrq7YeB3xiJj-9fNP-wwJQWPfU6fYas5MVgV08AO2Xbq_vUr4BMHoZpkcRw3jGhY7pKf 753Qq5z7cTNCo13g1WJ3fq0LjxKQq8mOySDcHtTReI1o

:tu

[treatneggy]

Only 3 here, and I got my first modem around '91-'92. Had to google goatse, and never been banned.

[357]

Where's the dial-up bulletin board services (BBS) user badge? I wan't my super pre-internet geek badge. My first computer was a 286 running DOS, and I used to use my friend's dad's BBS account to download games/etc. Then came Prodigy, long before AOL came on the scene (never used that turd), then got my first cable modem in '95 or '96. I had been downloading MP3s for over a year by that point.

357 = Super Geek.

BTW, I'm only 31. :tu

[Stephen]

Why no "Tub Girl" badge?
Just for you, Adam...
http://thebottlecapman.com/images/Unused%20Soda%20Cork2/Nehi_Orange_Soda1.jpg

[Patrick B]

I'm never googling anything I read here again

[Eleven]

I'm never googling anything I read here again

Best. Advice. Ever.

[Mugen910]

4 outta 5.