Duh

[Steve]

I was sitting at the table this morning, reading the paper with breakfast when I came across an article about a beautiful actress who is about to marry a football player. This player is known primarily for his lack of IQ, common sense, and good looks.

I turned to my wife and said "You know, I'll never understand why the biggest, ugliest jerks always get the most attractive wives."

My wife replied, "Why thank you, dear!"

[hscmit]

I think most of us are in the same boat

[3SmokesaRound]

I was sitting at the table this morning, reading the paper with breakfast when I came across an article about a beautiful actress who is about to marry a football player. This player is known primarily for his lack of IQ, common sense, and good looks.

I turned to my wife and said "You know, I'll never understand why the biggest, ugliest jerks always get the most attractive wives."

My wife replied, "Why thank you, dear!"

That's pretty funny! :tu

[bajaraider]

I am sure we have all said something similar.

[CigarNut]

Keep in mind: your wife's response could have been A LOT worse!

[ChicagoWhiteSox]

:r:r

[G G]

:tu

[taltos]

I definately married up.:D

[kelmac07]

I definately married up.:D

Me too!! :D

[chand]

I definately married up.:D

I made the mistake of not doing that the first time. :td

[Skywalker]

http://boonotz.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/boonotzfootinmouth.jpg

[guitar4001]

ha. an accurate statement.