TSA Statistics - teh funnay

[shilala]

Year to date *statistics on Airport pat-down screening from the TSA *

Terrorist Plots Discovered *****0
Transvestites **********************133
Hernias *****************************1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases **************3,172
Incontinence **********************6,418
Enlarged Prostates **************8,249
Breast Implants ******************59,350
Natural Blondes ******************3

[shilala]

No idea what those stars are about, but it's kinda fun, so I'm leaving it like that.

[massphatness]

I thought these were the stats:

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=41068

[Eleven]

Breast Implants ******************59,350


So is that individual breasts?

[shilala]

I thought these were the stats:

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=41068
Wow, those are remarkably similar. No stars, though.

[Gophernut]

Wow, those are remarkably similar. No stars, though.

Well played! :r:r:r

[Skywalker]

I thought these were the stats:

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=41068

:r:r:r

[Ogre]

Year to date *statistics on Airport pat-down screening from the TSA *

Terrorist Plots Discovered *****0
Transvestites **********************133
Hernias *****************************1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases **************3,172
Incontinence **********************6,418
Enlarged Prostates **************8,249
Breast Implants ******************59,350
Natural Blondes ******************3

:r:r:r:r:r