What are your cigar habits?

[TheFool]

I've been reading Love In the Time of Cholera and there was a passage:

She would open the door as her mother had raised her until she was seven years old: stark naked, with an organdy ribbon in her hair. She would not let him take another step until she had undressed him, because she thought it was bad luck to have a clothed man in the house. This was cause of constant discord with Capitan Rosendo de la Rosa, because he had the superstitious belief that smoking naked brought bad luck. and at times he preferred to put off love rather than put out his inevitable Cuban cigar.

Got me thinking, I'm not a very superstitious person, but I'm curious now; what other superstitions and traditions do we you guys follow?

[bobarian]

Cut, light, smoke. :banger

[TheFool]

Cut, light, smoke. :banger

I can get behind that :)

[icehog3]

That's deep, Dude.

[massphatness]

I like the way that chick thinks.
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[688sonarmen]

You need to be quick with an ashtray if you are going to smoke that way;)

[Chemyst]

Grab a folding chair, grab a drink, grab the radio, grab a book.

Go outside, set up the chair and radio.

Cut. light, smoke, sip, listen and read.

Only happens on my days off from work,
and during warm weather.

Chemyst :cool2:

[BSB]

Nope, I don't smoke naked either.

[Emjaysmash]

I feel like I wouldn't be well liked at herfs if I smoked naked...

[maninblack]

If I smoked nekkid, I'd ash on my johnson and have a third degree burn. No thanks.

[RevSmoke]

I feel like I wouldn't be well liked at herfs if I smoked naked...

:tpd:

I know I'd stop coming.

[RevSmoke]

If I smoked nekkid, I'd ash on my johnson and have a third degree burn. No thanks.

There's some line in here about aiming your ash with a rifle scope and still missing your Johnson, but I won't say it.

[RevSmoke]

There's some line in here about aiming your ash with a rifle scope and still missing your Johnson, but I won't say it.

;s

[cricky101]

Turn on the heater in the garage. 45 minutes later, head out with a drink and laptop. Smoke.

[J.W.]

1 Cigar in left hand
2 Knife with Spcl. cigar blade open in right hand
3 OH Damn cut finger on left hand, Cigar un-hurt
4 put knife up and replace with Wolf V cutter
5 light cigar cough, cough
6 note to self do not inhale upon lighting
7 take sip of bourbon relax stop all the BS.
8 And the world goes away.

J.W.

[joeobx]

Turn on the heater in the garage. 45 minutes later, head out with a drink and laptop. Smoke.
/\/\
+1

[Stephen]

I've been reading Love In the Time of Cholera and there was a passage:
Hey, I'm not the smartest guy in the world, but I'm certainly not the dumbest. I mean, I've read books like "The Unbearable Lightness of Being" and "Love in the Time of Cholera", and I think I've understood them. They're about girls, right?
Were you wearing a Cosby sweater whilst reading?

[hscmit]

cut light enjoy
repeat

[staminator]

Cut. Light. Settle up with a good book, or in front of the game, and enjoy.

[Thammy]

My cigar habit is after reading whatever Theology or Philosophy text I am studying, think about it for the duration of the smoke. Or just think about life in general when I am not studying. Also I have cigars or pipes alot during board game/war game sessions. Those are my general smoking rituals.

[EricF]

If I smoked nekkid, I'd ash on my johnson and have a third degree burn. No thanks.

Did we really have to know that???:confused: :confused: :r :r

[Skywalker]

Cut, light, smoke. :banger


I've witnessed the way you ash! I recommend you don't smoke in the buff!!!:D

[cort]

Buying them:hn

[TheFool]

Were you wearing a Cosby sweater whilst reading?

Ha ha I love that movie. Great reference

[Shemp Howard]

I have not and will not smoke naked nor will I smoke with naked people.....females excluded.

[Adriftpanda]

Sometimes I spit, and when I do, I can't stop.

Stfu you sickos! Get your mind out of the gutter!

[bajaraider]

Buying them, smoking them, and enjoying the company of good friends!!!
All good habits to have I guess.

[Drez]

1. grab smoke from humi (after about 45 minutes of looking around ans deciding what to smoke)
2. grab cutter / punch and lighter and place in pocket.
3. stop and smell cigar
4. grab cup or mug and pour my drink
5. smell cigar again
6. walk up stairs with drink in one hand, cigar in another and "tools in pocket"
7. put drink down to open sliding glass door to balcony
8. smell cigar again
9. grab drink and place on table on balcony
10. smell cigar again
11. place cigar on ashtry
12. sit down
13. stand up because i forgot to turn the light on and close the door.
14. turn light on and close door.
15. sit down again
16. smell cigar
17. cut, light and enjoy.


:):):):)

[icehog3]

I get the cigazz in the hizzouse, then grab my litizzle, for some flamzizzle, and codrizzle my nizzle, Broham.

[Eleven]

If I smoked nekkid, I'd ash on my johnson and have a third degree burn. No thanks.

You've discovered my secret identity: Ash Johnson, Naked Smoker!

[justonemorestick]

Whats wrong with smoking naked in the hottub or hotsprings I never asked on my Johnson?

[icehog3]

Whats wrong with smoking naked in the hottub or hotsprings I never asked on my Johnson?

What would you ask it if you did?

[bobarian]

And what would you do if he replied?

[icehog3]

And what would you do if he replied?

If he said, "You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay, or you can call me R.J., or you can call me J.J.......but you doesn't has to call me 'Johnson' ".

[joeobx]

And what would you do if he replied?

God knows I've gotten into enough trouble listening to mine :banger

[Smokin Gator]

God knows I've gotten into enough trouble listening to mine :banger

:tpd:

[druturn]

Depends on the situation, but typically while I am at school I:
1. Rummage through my humi for a smoke and pick one
2. Grab a drink
3. Grab my book I need to study
4. Grab my laptop and head out to the mancave
5. Play some tunes
6. Cut and light my cigar
7. Enjoy while studying

While on break or cooking out, I repeat everything except the book for studying. :D

[justonemorestick]

What would you ask it if you did?
And what would you do if he replied?

Damm Autocorrect But listening to it has gotten me into some interesting predicaments.

[bigliver]

Don't know that I would want to smoke while naked. I won't even shave my face naked since I had that near-miss when I dropped my double-edged. I guess sharp and burn now have the same potential consequences in my mind.

[ylo2na]

God knows I've gotten into enough trouble listening to mine :banger

enough said!
Ylo2na

[CRIMPS]

I always try to find the right drink to go with the right cigar. Usually water, iced tea, or coffee.

[RandJCigars]

I really enjoy just appreciating the construction of a cigar. The oils in the wrapper; the scent and aroma; the delicately designed labels (some are delicately simple); these all build to the smoke.

I usually toast the cigar from a good distance, as to build the smoke, rather than just blatantly lighting the foot on fire (like I see often in the store).

Once lit, let it marinate, than take the first initial puffs. Sit back...and...relax.