What crap did you get for Christmas...

[e-man67]

It is the thought that counts and I am flattered that family tries to buy me stuff (especially smokes) but that never seems to work out...at any rate..the wife bought me a bottle of Blantons which was great as well as 2 Blantons infused cigars in glass tubes. Not sure what she paid for them but they have a pewter horse on the top of the glass tube (fancy smansy)...also got 2 hand rolled cigars wrapped in newspaper...I unwrapped the one that had "moonshine" written in black marker on the newspaper..smells terrible. I think will be a good candidate for Shack puff puff punishment this time around. So..what about you all? Doesn't have to be smokes...

Oh I did get this...So we put our 160lb dog Moosie in the basement while we went to Tina's parents house Christmas day...well turns out she didn't want to be in the basement...FREE DOG!

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd81/e-man67/bdogdoor.jpg

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd81/e-man67/baddog2.jpg

[elderboy02]

It is the thought that counts and I am flattered that family tries to buy me stuff (especially smokes) but that never seems to work out...at any rate..the wife bought me a bottle of Blantons which was great as well as 2 Blantons infused cigars in glass tubes. Not sure what she paid for them but they have a pewter horse on the top of the glass tube (fancy smansy)...also got 2 hand rolled cigars wrapped in newspaper...I unwrapped the one that had "moonshine" written in black marker on the newspaper..smells terrible. I think will be a good candidate for Shack puff puff punishment this time around. So..what about you all? Doesn't have to be smokes...

Oh I did get this...So we put our 160lb dog Moosie in the basement while we went to Tina's parents house Christmas day...well turns out she didn't want to be in the basement...FREE DOG!

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd81/e-man67/bdogdoor.jpg

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd81/e-man67/baddog2.jpg

When I saw that door last night, I was amazed. I didn't know dogs liked to eat wood :r

[Mr B]

Wow!! that is crazy. And I thought my lab was naughty when he used to dig holes in that yard as a pup.

[DBall]

holy ****... that dog weighs more than I do!

[e-man67]

holy ****... that dog weighs more than I do!

she is a big F@#k for sure! :r

[E.J.]

HOLY CHIT! :O

Well...on the positive side, you now have a doggie door into the basement....

[Knip23]

Well I guess the good news is, you can put a door up that you want. Like maybe a steel one? You should post a pick of your dog, me and my wife were debating it must be a Chiaqahua lol.

Knip.

[pektel]

My guess is mastiff :D

[justonemorestick]

good luck dane mastiff or Bernard?

[e-man67]

good luck dane mastiff or Bernard?

Mastiff/coonhound

[hotreds]

Closest match to your question:

http://www.bestchurchofgod.org/.god/uploads/Image/ArticlesGeneral/Misc/Poo.jpg

[DropTheE]

Closest match to your question:

http://www.bestchurchofgod.org/.god/uploads/Image/ArticlesGeneral/Misc/Poo.jpg

:hy:lr

[DMK]

My wife got a..... wait for it.....



Tape dispenser and a bottle of expired anti-bacterial pump hand soap from her parents:hy

I guess they like me, I got a bottle of Jack and a case of Dr. Pepper:noon

[elderboy02]

Here is something my 87 year old grandma got me. Yeah, I am donating it to Goodwill:

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z282/elderboy02/IMG_20101227_192712.jpg

[neoflex]

Here is something my 87 year old grandma got me. Yeah, I am donating it to Goodwill:

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z282/elderboy02/IMG_20101227_192712.jpg

Ah come on if you put that on you will definitely be President of the Streets




As you get pounded into it.:r
I've gotten some lousy gifts in the past but I must admit that is by far worse than anything I have ever received.
Not this year but a couple years back my wifes aunt bought me a hair dryer. Keep in mind for the 8+ years I have known them I always had a shaved head.:confused:

[maninblack]

I got just what I wanted, cash. Already spent it on cigars and the Pacific DVD set.

[hotreds]

Dan! I want you to wear that to the next herf!

[elderboy02]

Dan! I want you to wear that to the next herf!

It is an XL. I wear a 3XLT :r

[Springsman]

love the thread...that's some funnay shat.

[hotreds]

It is an XL. I wear a 3XLT :r

So much the better! Dan the salsiccia!

[Lautréamont]

I got moldy native cultural sticks in unwelcome/unadvertised 5x5 packaging.:fl

[sikk50]

Smoke em! Save you the money on your next penicillin shot

[Lautréamont]

Smoke em! Save you the money on your next penicillin shot

Not to hijack the thread but the proprietor tried to convince me to keep them: ("It's plume," he said. Yeah, plume that is furry looking spots on 3 year old cigars stored in porous cardboard packaging; plume with no visible oils on the cigars' wrappers to promote crystalline formation -- that kind of plume.

It'll be awesome for his other customers when he mixes these back into his humidor so the plume spores can spread to improve all his cigars.

[pektel]

Dan, does the back of that shirt say "I'm thuper, thankth for athking"?

[357]

Here is something my 87 year old grandma got me. Yeah, I am donating it to Goodwill:

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z282/elderboy02/IMG_20101227_192712.jpg

I recommend that the ToE modify Dan's "Custom User Details" from "Reds = Hope for future" to make it say "President of the Streets" & lock it for at least a few months.

[yourchoice]

I recommend that the ToE modify Dan's "Custom User Details" from "Reds = Hope for future" to make it say "President of the Streets" & lock it for at least a few months.

:r :r :r

[elderboy02]

I recommend that the ToE modify Dan's "Custom User Details" from "Reds = Hope for future" to make it say "President of the Streets" & lock it for at least a few months.

Done ;)

[DPD6030]

They meant well but instead of getting me the calphon knives they got me some off brand POS knifes that feel like chit in your hands and barely cut chit. Oh well...I can still dream.

[357]

Done ;)

Thanks for the bump. Glad you liked the suggestion too.

It hurts me to say this but, I got a sweater vest. I hate sweater vests in general and I hate them even more since Jim Tressel (Ohio State football coach) is known around here as "The sweater vest".


Oh how I hate Ohio State. That said, I'd rather the Big Ten not go 0-6 in bowl games, so I will actually root for them tonight against Arkansas.