What do you gomers want for Christmas? [Archive]

shilala

12-22-2010, 01:59 PM

I need socks desperately. I just threw three more away while I was getting dressed. Aside from socks, some 64's or 26's would be awesome, but I don't even need them, I just want them.
World peace and a hand job would be pretty swell, too. :tu

awsmith4

12-22-2010, 02:02 PM

World peace and a hand job would be pretty swell, too. :tu

:r

I thought I knew but this inspires me to update my list!

Ogre

12-22-2010, 02:03 PM

Sounds like you need a MRS Clause because Santa is not taking care of that list!!!!

markem

12-22-2010, 02:04 PM

I want to be able to travel anywhere on my US passport and do business with whomever I choose.

Zeuceone

12-22-2010, 02:08 PM

Nothing.

GolfNut

12-22-2010, 02:09 PM

Socks....sweatshirt....tools

The Poet

12-22-2010, 02:11 PM

I want one of each, and two of some.

CigarNut

12-22-2010, 02:31 PM

Got plenty of socks... Padron's (26's or 64's) or some Sir Winstons would be nice... I would like my son's new job to work out and for my DiL to find a nice job... I want my younger son to do well in college...

And a good B-job from my wife would be icing on the cake :)

Ogre

12-22-2010, 02:39 PM

I have everything I need and then some. I would be happy with just 1 day of peace. That would prove that it could happen.

hscmit

12-22-2010, 02:42 PM

http://www.hulu.com/watch/115715/saturday-night-live-steve-martins-holiday-wish

markem

12-22-2010, 02:45 PM

And a good B-job from my wife would be icing on the cake :)

that's just wrong, having those two in the same sentence...

landhoney

12-22-2010, 02:46 PM

I want to be able to travel anywhere on my US passport and do business with whomever I choose.

:r

Excellent post.....and also what I want for Christmas as well. :tu

J0eybb

12-22-2010, 02:47 PM

that's just wrong, having those two in the same sentence...

Remind me not to eat his birthday cake...

I just got 10 pairs of the Nike Drifit, and 10 pairs of Their regulars. Good ol' socks.

pektel

12-22-2010, 02:48 PM

And a good B-job from my wife would be a icing on the cake :)

I suppose then you could give her that pearl necklace? LMFAO :r

pektel

12-22-2010, 02:52 PM

As for my christmas list:

Back to full time at work. This shortage of hours is stressful...

And I want to get my car fixed. I can't figure out what's wrong with it. Actually, I'd just like someone to be able to tell me what's wrong with it. Cranks and cranks, but won't fire up. Fuel pressure is there, spark is there, power to injectors is there. Plenty of battery power.

Oh, and the embargo lifted so I could order CC's to my heart's content.

GKitty

12-22-2010, 02:57 PM

A job for my roommate and/or a starter for her car.

Bill86

12-22-2010, 03:15 PM

My Xmas list:
Beer
Cigars
Bourbon
A job
Some hot british slut with huge fun bags

Not in that order....actually the complete opposite order.

bobarian

12-22-2010, 03:17 PM

Today I received an early present, an extension to my unemployment. First extension so hopefully I find something before Spring. :tu

icehog3

12-22-2010, 03:27 PM

Congrats Bob. :tu

I want a new pair of hockey pants.....

.....and an HJ. :r

zappaFREAK

12-22-2010, 03:28 PM

Peace health and happiness for you, yours and mine.

Chingas

12-22-2010, 03:32 PM

I wanna a Herf with all 5000+ Inmates and...

5000+ Boxes with addys filled with Happy Bombs for everyone!

icehog3

12-22-2010, 03:38 PM

I wanna a Herf with all 5000+ Inmates and...

That's a lot of sammiches. :)

T.G

12-22-2010, 03:56 PM

A few cabs of the JdN UZIs w/ Connecticut binders that we smoked the other day would be nice.

Socks wouldn't be bad either.

And I want to get my car fixed. I can't figure out what's wrong with it. Actually, I'd just like someone to be able to tell me what's wrong with it. Cranks and cranks, but won't fire up. Fuel pressure is there, spark is there, power to injectors is there. Plenty of battery power.

Have you:
tested the compression?
checked that it is actually injecting fuel?
run the ODBII codes?

68TriShield

12-22-2010, 06:05 PM

My oldest got a job as a police officer after spending most of his young life grooming for it.
My youngest got a good job too,so I'm set.

I need nothing else.

Ogre

12-22-2010, 06:16 PM

jledou

12-22-2010, 07:13 PM

An adroid tablet or a new laptop for the house. A sling box is also up there on the list.

I have more sticks than I have room for now so unless I set up another cooler I am set for now.

For my not going to happen list I will add: No fits from my 5 year old, a Raiders superbowl win and college football playoffs.

hotreds

12-22-2010, 07:17 PM

I know what Santa wants!

http://www.buddhabrotherscigars.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/cigar-smoking-santa.jpg

G G

12-22-2010, 08:27 PM

Sock and what Chingas said.:tu I'm pretty set here.

kaisersozei

12-22-2010, 09:25 PM

Time.

MarkinAZ

12-22-2010, 09:45 PM

Always been a Porche 911SC for me. Ever since 1976, my Aunts would ask me every Xmas "Mark, what do you want Santa to get you for Xmas?" and I would tell them. They would then have the standard reply to me "Sh!t Mark, get real!):D

Positive thinking doesn't seem to be making it either...:r

neoflex

12-22-2010, 09:49 PM

Not much I really need or want. Was given a happy and healthy baby girl a few weeks ago so not much I can really ask for but if I need to be selfish I would love to finally get a call from Charlotte Fire saying I will be a part of the next recruit class or maybe an all expenses paid vacation. Who am I kidding, a BJ would suffice.:r

shvictor

12-22-2010, 10:03 PM

Honestly If I just could just have my dad get better, that would be the best present ever.

maninblack

12-23-2010, 12:09 AM

I wanna a Herf with all 5000+ Inmates and...

5000+ Boxes with addys filled with Happy Bombs for everyone!

Now that is a Christmas list I can agree with! Let's do it Chingas! Bomb all these crazy bastids!:sl :sl :sl If only I had the cash.

bobarian

12-23-2010, 12:10 AM

Honestly If I just could just have my dad get better, that would be the best present ever.

I'll keep your dad in my prayers buddy.

Bill86

12-23-2010, 12:13 AM

I wanna a Herf with all 5000+ Inmates and...

5000+ Boxes with addys filled with Happy Bombs for everyone!

Definitely Chingas, one big mass herf would be awesome. Lets do it!

lostark374

12-23-2010, 12:13 AM

a new back!

yourchoice

12-23-2010, 03:42 AM

Honestly If I just could just have my dad get better, that would be the best present ever.

I'll keep your dad in my prayers buddy.

:tpd: Prayers sent for your dad, Steve.

Bunker

12-23-2010, 04:12 AM

I have plenty of socks, I just don't seem to have any that match.

To be honest I am sick of all it already, I just want December 26. ;s

Tio Gato

12-23-2010, 05:13 AM

I'd like my wife to stop yelling at me for things her brother did.:(

68TriShield

12-23-2010, 05:19 AM

Honestly If I just could just have my dad get better, that would be the best present ever.

We will pray for your Dad Steve....

Chingas

12-23-2010, 06:34 AM

Honestly If I just could just have my dad get better, that would be the best present ever.

Your unselfishness is outstanding and I pray for you Father Brother.

357

12-23-2010, 06:51 AM

Honestly If I just could just have my dad get better, that would be the best present ever.

Prayers sent. This is the best Christmas wish I've heard yet.

Apoco

12-23-2010, 07:37 AM

A job that I enjoy, even if that involves a paycut from a bad salary to an awful hourly rate.
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shilala

12-23-2010, 08:04 AM

Honestly If I just could just have my dad get better, that would be the best present ever.

My prayers will be with you and your Dad, Steve-o. :tu
a new back!

Be careful what you wish for, my brother. You might just find my back under your tree. :r

Humidor Minister

12-23-2010, 09:53 AM

My Christmas wish is to have enough business coming in to take care of my employees and the bills. It's been a tough economy here in the desert. I'd also like to say my thoughts and prayers are with all of you. God bless.

Starscream

12-23-2010, 09:59 AM

NBA Jam

ashtonlady

12-23-2010, 10:02 AM

This is the first year I can say, I dont want or need anything for Christmas. My husband has provided well. So maybe he will get a supprise Christmas morning. :)

shvictor

12-23-2010, 10:21 AM

This is the first year I can say, I dont want or need anything for Christmas. My husband has provided well. So maybe he will get a supprise Christmas morning. :)

Vavavavooom :r

bobarian

12-23-2010, 11:00 AM

This is the first year I can say, I dont want or need anything for Christmas. My husband has provided well. So maybe he will get a supprise Christmas morning. :)

:eek::dance::xxx:wo

Black Label

12-23-2010, 11:03 AM

There are lots of things that I would like, but dont really need. My brother gave me a box of cigars, good call. I just wish you all whatever you want and to prosper....:tu

pektel

12-23-2010, 11:10 AM

Have you:
tested the compression?
checked that it is actually injecting fuel?
run the ODBII codes?

1)No compression check yet, but I have no reason to believe it's out of time. The no start issue is intermittent. It will run fine for a day, then not start for 3. Then run fine for a day. Etc...

Plus, my engine is a valve bender. If it were out of time, I would know it lol.

2)I've checked with a test light to make sure the injectors are getting signal. Have not pulled the fuel rail to see if they are actually injecting.

3)No OBDII codes. Although, I have not hooked up a diagnostics computer while it is broken. Funny how it will start fine for 4 days when it's at the mechanic, but it won't start as soon as I get it home. :confused:

ashtonlady

12-23-2010, 11:16 AM

Could it be the starter?

shilala

12-23-2010, 12:26 PM

Could it be the starter?
I'd check the headlight fluid first.

T.G

12-23-2010, 12:32 PM

1)No compression check yet, but I have no reason to believe it's out of time. The no start issue is intermittent. It will run fine for a day, then not start for 3. Then run fine for a day. Etc...

Plus, my engine is a valve bender. If it were out of time, I would know it lol.

2)I've checked with a test light to make sure the injectors are getting signal. Have not pulled the fuel rail to see if they are actually injecting.

3)No OBDII codes. Although, I have not hooked up a diagnostics computer while it is broken. Funny how it will start fine for 4 days when it's at the mechanic, but it won't start as soon as I get it home. :confused:

ehhhh. Intermittent failures. Those are the worst. But you're in luck, I think I found the solution:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSBmo8F7N-E

MajorCaptSilly

12-23-2010, 12:39 PM

I'd like to have tea with John Cleese, Michael Palin, and Pete Townshend. If Jack White showed up, I'd be super tickled. Freedom to smoke wherever the hell I want would be great too.

MCS

markem

12-23-2010, 12:42 PM

I'd check the headlight fluid first.

My blinker fluid was low once and it really adversely affected the performance of my motorcycle.

RevSmoke

12-23-2010, 01:59 PM

Honestly If I just could just have my dad get better, that would be the best present ever.

I cannot heal your father, but I can pray for him. I pray that this wish is answered.

God's blessings on your both.

Peace of the Lord be with you.

RevSmoke

12-23-2010, 02:03 PM

I'd like for all to know the joy and peace that I know is mine in Christ Jesus.

shvictor

12-23-2010, 07:19 PM

I cannot heal your father, but I can pray for him. I pray that this wish is answered.

God's blessings on your both.

Peace of the Lord be with you.

Thank you Rev. God bless you