The absolute worst beer you can get anywhere is...

[csbrewfisher]

It's almost impossible to single one out when there are so many wretched American, ahem, *beers*, and their foreign copycats. But, I'll vote for Keystone *Light*, a stroke of redundant moronism in branding. I mean, any swill that markets itself as so bland that it won't give you "bitter beer face" has GOT to make you want to spit it out, and fast. :tg

http://66.235.120.64/ts?t=2018720980131565538&pid=23168&ppid=0

The truth is, almost every lite beer would qualify.

[Clampdown]

Heineken, the beer tastse like complete ass, and to me a product of pure hype.

[Resipsa]

BUD.

[Starscream]

Miller Chill

[chippewastud79]

Molson XXX :pu

http://roehrig.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/xxx.gif


Keystone *Light*


Love me a 30 pack of 'Stones :tu

[Cigary]

Sam Adams anything,,,tastes like donkey piss ( not that I have ever had donkey piss but have smelt it before on a donkey ride down the Grand Canyon and I'll never forget the fumes )

[Spect]

Rolling Rock... wtf
So horrid even my dog wont drink it, which relay says something, cause she'll eat shite.

[ucla695]

But, I'll vote for Keystone *Light*, a stroke of redundant moronism in branding. I mean, any swill that markets itself as so bland that it won't give you "bitter beer face" has GOT to make you want to spit it out, and fast. :tg


I drank it in undergrad because it SO cheap and I could drink a lot w/o getting that trashed/being shattered the next morning. :ss I haven't had one in at least ten years, but I'm sure if I did, it would taste like water.

[KidRock]

Rolling Rock and Keystone are essential to the all American college diet..love them maybe when I can afford better I will do so.


Bud Light or anything made by Bud :pu

[SSatVT]

Let's see:

Natty Light
Keystone Light
Bud Light
Miller Light
Miller High Life (I am pretty sure this is what piss tastes like)

Ehh...I could go on and on and on and..you get the idea. Basically any light beer and I would have to add Guinness Extra Stout.

:pu <whew..I feel better now>

[csbrewfisher]

Let's see:

Natty Light
Keystone Light
Bud Light
Miller Light
Miller High Life (I am pretty sure this is what piss tastes like)

Ehh...I could go on and on and on and..you get the idea. Basically any light beer and I would have to add Guinness Extra Stout.

:pu <whew..I feel better now>
I see a commonality to your list...until you get to the best mass-produced beer in the world. Oh, the shame...

[GAZHOG]

Shaefer Light, I think it fit my highschool budget at $11 per case:dance:

This is the worst I have ever had.....maybe the original from the 50s was different, now it is the Blackjack Pizza of beers:2

[theonlybear4CORT]

Hamms

[MTB996]

Utica Club! Anyone from upstate NY will know this abomination.

Also, Olympia is pretty bad. In college one year, they banned kegs for homecoming and I (while pledging) had to get 500 cases of Olympia and deliver it to the parking lot...might be why I hate it.:D

[Ace$nyper]

Rolling Rock... wtf
So horrid even my dog wont drink it, which relay says something, cause she'll eat shite.

I back this.

I tried it once got a killer head ache.

Made the mistake of giving this beer the benefit of the doubt yea, another splitting head ache.

It's a shame on the top 5 beers I'll list as worst all are American.

Then again, probably my top 5 favs are made in the gold ole :usa

[mikeyj23]

bud light chelada by a LANDSLIDE!
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[skyhigh340]

Buckhorn
Busch light draft
Black Label Light
Geobel's
Man was I really poor in high school!

[elderboy02]

Henineken
Sam Adams Boston Lager

[gettysburgfreak]

In college I refused to drink Bud Light, Keystone Light, or Heineken. All three are big pieces of nasty sh&t

Im surprised to see Sam Adams on this list, I love that stuff

[The Korean]

Pabst

[pearson]

I told my buddy to pick up a 6 of Amber bock and he brings home rolling rock. that was some nasty ****.

[shvictor]

I for one love keystone light. Budweiser has to be my least favorite

[SeanGAR]

The correct answer is Rolling Rock. I would rather drink water.

[awsmith4]

Natural Ice
Bud Ice
Ice House
Molson Ice

I have hated every ice beer I've tried

[Swampper]

Murphy's Irish Red Beer

Don't waste your $$ on this crap!

[Chris.]

You should try Michelob Ultra Lime Cactus. The WORST beer I have ever had. Also Heineken. Heine light is good though.

[Stick]

Almost anything that comes in green or clear glass, especially if it's imported, as it will almost always be skunked. Why do you think you have to put a lime in your Corona - helps to cover the skunkyness.

[newcigarz]

Heineken, the beer tastse like complete ass, and to me a product of pure hype.

:tpd: http://www.beerdrinkersguidetocolorado.com/Images/News%20Images/Skunked_Beer/SkunkedMast.jpg

[leasingthisspace]

Too many cheap beers to list from all over the world.

[Rockestone]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/picture.php?albumid=64&pictureid=421

I used to drink this all the time when I lived in PA 10 years ago. I bought some about a month ago and could not finish the first bottle!!

I used the rest to boil brats.

[silentjon]

I forget the brand, but this past Saturday I tried some the beer my wife was drinking. It was some watermelon flavored beer. :pu

[silentjon]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/picture.php?albumid=64&pictureid=421

I used to drink this all the time when I lived in PA 10 years ago. I bought some about a month ago and could not finish the first bottle!!

I used the rest to boil brats.

This is pretty bad too.

[Bruzee]

Any of the American style "lager" beers is: Budweiser, Keystone, Miller, ect.... I truely prefer the micro brews....... ie: Fat tire, Red Tail, New Castle.. ect...

[Mark C]

I back this.

It's a shame on the top 5 beers I'll list as worst all are American.


That's cause the one thing we don't need to import into this country is crappy beer. I'll put Korean "OB" right up there with anything else on this list. Our beer of choice at college was Milwaukee's Best (most ironic beer name ever).

But the worst ever? My homebrew cider senior year :al:D

[theycallmedan'lboone]

keystone lite... pass

PBR... give it to me baby.

[macpappy]

Buckhorn but I don't know if they sell it up north so some of you guys may not know about it.

Rolling Rock - a friend used to buy a couple of cases of this for his parties. When it was time for the party to break up, he would hide the good beer ice chests and bring out the ones with the Rolling Rock. The parties would empty pretty quickly.

Busch. Green Budweiser. What you get when they don't beechwood age it.

[shilala]

Far and away, the absolute grossest beer I've ever drank in my life is Molson Golden Brador Creme Ale. I doubt it's made anymore.
The best beer ever...
Grizzly. Made in Canada, it was the smoothest, sweetest lager in the world.

[tobii3]

I would have to add Guinness Extra Stout.

:fl

Pass it this way.....you must be a Commie if you don't like REAL Beer.....:bx


As for the oh dear jeezus what the hell is that....

Soberana down in Panama....it actually tastes better when you puke it back it up.....

Read and see for yourself......Soberana (http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/977/3119)

[kfish]

Miller Chill

:tpd:

Hands down the worst beer I’ve had in a long time.

[TXRebel]

The worst beer that I have every tried was Flat Tire.

:pu
http://www.newbelgium.com/images/beer_label_ft.png

[jitzy]

Bud lime it tastes like window cleaner

[Gophernut]

Bud lime it tastes like window cleaner

I agree completely, but my wife happens to love the stuff. Maybe she drinks it because she knows I won't.
The worst beers I ever had were a beer I bought in Grand Rapids, Michigan called BrauMeister. Not MeisterBrau, BrauMeister. This was in the mid '80s and it went for around $6 a case, and I think may have even included the deposit on the cans. Horrible.
I also bought a case of Cold Spring Light when I was in college, and I drank only six of the case. Don't think I ever finished them. Just ghastly. Didn't get a buzz, just went straight to the headache.
The most recent bad beer was a Bud Select.

[Lucky_Hippo]

Stonemill Organic Pale Ale. :(


This stuff was so horrible it actually made me steal a Hummer to race across town and cut down my neighbor's tree while spraying aerosol cans out of each window just for revenge.


I kid. I kid.

[GTsetGO]

Dog Fish Raison D'Etre

or something like that.

[DrDubzz]

Definitely Miller Chill, no question

next closest normal-ish beer is Heineken :pu

[newcigarz]

Dog Fish Raison D'Etre

or something like that.

Oh no you didn't.

That is a great beer! :tg ;)

[Scimmia]

Sam Adams Cranberry Lambic. Only beer I wasn't able to finish.

[Sancho]

Worst beer ever? Natty light, hands down simply terrible. Its bad tasting water.

Close second is Barcello Rubio, I think its alcoholic but you need to add an entire lime to the beer to cover the god awful taste. Never fruit your beer, except this one... It litterally is carbonated urine from some small animal

[csbrewfisher]

I simply must add another to the list. I had this beer while living in Sandiego, but I think you can find it just about anywhere. There are really no words to describe just how bad this product from Tecate Mexico is.

http://www.chilibeer.com/hot%20pad%20beer%20300.jpg

[Ace$nyper]

It litterally is carbonated urine from some small animal
LMFAO
:r:r:r

[jledou]

Miller Chill


I tried this at the airport in Houston before it went nation wide ... I think I threw up on the first taste.

[beamish]

anything anheiser busch makes gives me the **its wxcept michelob

[landhoney]

Sam Adams Cranberry Lambic. Only beer I wasn't able to finish.

:tpd: I refuse to drink ANY Sam Adams beer because of this atrocity. To call this a Lambic is ridiculous. Also, Lambics must come from a certain region of Belgium(like Champagne). I don't think there is another American brewery with gall to call their beer Lambic. Have some respect Sam Adams. :fl Yes, I'm overreacting and I like it.

[markem]

Hands down - Fiji Gold

read the reviews, I'd consider them optimistic
http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/353/12385

[Scottw]

Miller Chill, Sam Adams Cranberry Lambic, Steel Reserve High Gravity Lager (it'll f@%k you up but is tough going down).

[Spect]

Corona. Can't believe I was the first one to say this...
:pu

[Scimmia]

:tpd: I refuse to drink ANY Sam Adams beer because of this atrocity. To call this a Lambic is ridiculous. Also, Lambics must come from a certain region of Belgium(like Champagne). I don't think there is another American brewery with gall to call their beer Lambic. Have some respect Sam Adams. :fl Yes, I'm overreacting and I like it.

Good point, this isn't even a true Lambic style, let alone an actual Lambic. It's beyond ridiculous.

[CrazyKayaker]

Schlitz is the worse...unless you enjoy the flavor of stale fart, or own a "speed boat" similar to the one pictured below.

http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll17/countrybeaners/motor-raft.jpg

[Don Fernando]

Oranjeboom!

[Stick]

Almost anything that comes in green or clear glass, especially if it's imported, as it will almost always be skunked. Why do you think you have to put a lime in your Corona - helps to cover the skunkyness.

Corona. Can't believe I was the first one to say this...
:pu

And you shouldn't believe it either. :D

[doctorcue]

Brahma beer from Brazil. I had that this weekend and felt crappy afterwards. I'd take just about any malt liquor over that sh*t again.

[macpappy]

Does anyone else remember Falstaff? My dad used to drink that crap and it almost convinced me not to drink beer when I was in high school.

[Heliofire]

I can't remember the name of it but I had a smoked beer once and that thing is hands down the worst beer I have ever had. The first sip your like "wow i can't believe that it really tastes smokey" and then on the next sip you realize that you are drinking a beer that tastes like liquid smoke.:pu

[nozero]

I've always disliked any non-alcoholic beer. WTF - for those who love to urinate, but don't want that annoying buzz?

[acarr]

Mickey's Big Mouth. I haven't seen that around in a while but it is bad. Who wants to drink beer out of a pickle jar anyways.

[newcigarz]

:tpd: I refuse to drink ANY Sam Adams beer because of this atrocity. To call this a Lambic is ridiculous. Also, Lambics must come from a certain region of Belgium(like Champagne). I don't think there is another American brewery with gall to call their beer Lambic. Have some respect Sam Adams. :fl Yes, I'm overreacting and I like it.

The only one I will drink is the Ommegang Three Philosophers. It has a genuine Belgian Cherry-Lambic added.

[silentjon]

Sam Adams Cranberry Lambic. Only beer I wasn't able to finish.

Agreed - the only Sam Adams I don't like. This one sucks.

[acarr]

I simply must add another to the list. I had this beer while living in Sandiego, but I think you can find it just about anywhere. There are really no words to describe just how bad this product from Tecate Mexico is.

http://www.chilibeer.com/hot%20pad%20beer%20300.jpg

This stuff was actually made in Cave Creek, Arizona at the Satisfied Frog. I think they stopped brewing everything because the owner didn't pay the rent and the property owner took over the place. They have renamed it something like Silver Saddle. There was one beer that they had that was quite good and it was called Black Mountain Pale Ale. Alas, it can't be had anymore:(

[icehog3]

Bud Light or anything made by Bud :pu

Bingo. :2

[bobarian]

Olde English 800. :pu

[kwoody]

It's almost impossible to single one out when there are so many wretched American, ahem, *beers*, and their foreign copycats. But, I'll vote for Keystone *Light*, a stroke of redundant moronism in branding. I mean, any swill that markets itself as so bland that it won't give you "bitter beer face" has GOT to make you want to spit it out, and fast. :tg

http://66.235.120.64/ts?t=2018720980131565538&pid=23168&ppid=0

The truth is, almost every lite beer would qualify.

I think Milwaukee aka the beast is a million times worse than keystone light.
ugh

[Bruzee]

The worst beer that I have every tried was Flat Tire.

:pu
http://www.newbelgium.com/images/beer_label_ft.png



Thats my favorite.... I guess it just goes to show you, different strokes for different folks... :D

[tnip23]

Sam Adams Cranberry Lambic. Only beer I wasn't able to finish.

I kept seeing this beer show up on bad lists, so I bought a SA winter mix case to see for myself. Sorry, but this beer is true to style, tart and flavorful. I like it myself, not my favorite by a long shot, but it is a good lambic. To place this beer on a list that includes the horrible tasting american light lager rice and corn beers like Bud and Coor's light is not fair. Tastes are obviously subjective, but if you have not had other lambics and label this one bad, perhaps you need to try some and then decide if it's the style and not the beer you don't like. Beer snob, out.:al

[:eevis]

http://www.40ouncebeer.com/pics40/bigbearoldlabel.jpg

[Spect]

And you shouldn't believe it either. :D

I am corrected! :ss

[Beer Doctor]

I can't remember the name of it but I had a smoked beer once and that thing is hands down the worst beer I have ever had. The first sip your like "wow i can't believe that it really tastes smokey" and then on the next sip you realize that you are drinking a beer that tastes like liquid smoke.:pu

:tpd:

I was at a beer fest and tried a smoked beer and it was stomach turning. Terrible:pu

[Cigary]

Schlitz is the worse...unless you enjoy the flavor of stale fart, or own a "speed boat" similar to the one pictured below.

http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll17/countrybeaners/motor-raft.jpg

ROFLMAO,,,I swear that is my neighbor up the street,,,,lololol

[Scimmia]

I kept seeing this beer show up on bad lists, so I bought a SA winter mix case to see for myself. Sorry, but this beer is true to style, tart and flavorful. I like it myself, not my favorite by a long shot, but it is a good lambic. To place this beer on a list that includes the horrible tasting american light lager rice and corn beers like Bud and Coor's light is not fair. Tastes are obviously subjective, but if you have not had other lambics and label this one bad, perhaps you need to try some and then decide if it's the style and not the beer you don't like. Beer snob, out.:al

True to style? All of the tartness came from the cranberry, it had NONE of the sourness if should have from the brett. It is far to sweet for a real lambic, and is obviously not spontaniously fermented, which is kind of the defining characteristic of a lambic.

As far as it not belonging in a thread with "horrible tasting american light lager rice and corn beers like Bud and Coor's light", those are also just another style of beer, and actually defining examples of that style. Take your own advice and "decide if it's the style and not the beer you don't like."

[Fumes]

I simply must add another to the list. I had this beer while living in Sandiego, but I think you can find it just about anywhere. There are really no words to describe just how bad this product from Tecate Mexico is.


My parents had a six pack of this horrid stuff in their closet for a couple years because no one would drink it and my dad is so cheap he wouldn't throw it out.
This stuff could cure alcoholism. Truly nasty.

[doctorcue]

http://www.40ouncebeer.com/pics40/bigbearoldlabel.jpg

I bet that causes a wicked hangover but I'd do it on a $20 bet. Ok, $5 is more likely.

[Ace$nyper]

Olde English 800. :pu
don't hate the 8 ball :fl jk

For when my friends and I have 40 parties I'm normally with OE or Bud Ice. If you have to drink Malt Liquor thats the "best"

This stuff is truly awful. http://www.baseballforum.com/attachments/baseball-history-teams-yester-year/320d1154064598-beer-ballparks-schaefer-beer-can-.jpg

[webjunkie]

Thats my favorite.... I guess it just goes to show you, different strokes for different folks... :D

I have to say that I'm not much of a fan of fat tire either, but their sunshine wheat, that's one of my favorites.

[Tazziedevil]

Anything Australian.

Boag's, Cascade, Toohey's, XXXX.

Take your pick. Yechh!

[tnip23]

True to style? All of the tartness came from the cranberry, it had NONE of the sourness if should have from the brett. It is far to sweet for a real lambic, and is obviously not spontaniously fermented, which is kind of the defining characteristic of a lambic.

As far as it not belonging in a thread with "horrible tasting american light lager rice and corn beers like Bud and Coor's light", those are also just another style of beer, and actually defining examples of that style. Take your own advice and "decide if it's the style and not the beer you don't like."


Agree on the the process being shortcutted on the SA, they probably don't have open air fermenters in buildings filled with centuries of wild yeast strains to produce a true belgian lambic, but I just don't think that it has that bad a taste. I'll disagree with you on the sweetness though, Lindeman's Framboise is as sweet or sweeter than the SA cranberry.

On your other point, light lager is a style. Adding adjuncts such as corn and rice instead of using all barley is just a bastardization to save money. I can drink an all barley light lager or ale and say it's a good beer, can't do that with a bud.

[LordOfWu]

I don't remember the name of it, but I bought a 'beers of the world' pack with 10 different beers in it. Some were good, some were just unique...but one actually tasted like salami!!! I kid you not, it tasted like drinking a friggin' salami!! I took two drinks, poured it out...it was disgusting! I don't dislike salami, but in a beer! It was a beer from India...there was another beer from India that was a perfectly normal tasting ale, I've never tasted anything like it.

[barbourjay]

steele reserve is horrid. i do find a lot of the answers in this thread funny.

[Scimmia]

Agree on the the process being shortcutted on the SA, they probably don't have open air fermenters in buildings filled with centuries of wild yeast strains to produce a true belgian lambic, but I just don't think that it has that bad a taste. I'll disagree with you on the sweetness though, Lindeman's Framboise is as sweet or sweeter than the SA cranberry.

On your other point, light lager is a style. Adding adjuncts such as corn and rice instead of using all barley is just a bastardization to save money. I can drink an all barley light lager or ale and say it's a good beer, can't do that with a bud.

As far as the Lindeman's, it's a fruit beer based on a lambic, which is fine for what it is. You may argue that the SA would be the same thing, but there is not lambic base there to begin with. Lambics are supposed to be a sour beer, not just have the tartness of a fruit.

For the light lager style, as I said, Bud and Coors light are defining examples of the style; BJCP Style Guide section 1A. Sure, corn and rice aren't Reinheitsgebot sanctioned, but then, neither is fruit.

[tobii3]

Sure, corn and rice aren't Reinheitsgebot sanctioned...

I'm not sure if I am supposed to ask.....or say Gesundheit???

[Stick]

I'm not sure if I am supposed to ask.....or say Gesundheit???

The Reinheitsgebot (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reinheitsgebot)sometimes called the "German Beer Purity Law" or the "Bavarian Purity Law" in English, is a regulation concerning the production of beer in Germany. In the original text, the only ingredients that could be used in the production of beer were water, barley, and hops.

[papichulo]

Anything not from Belgium. I just spent the last two weeks in Belgium and the are two things in Belgium that lead the world: Chocolate and beer. I have only been back for a couple days and already the many nights of drinking over there.

[VirtualSmitty]

Anything Bud
Anything Miller
Corona
Sam Adams Cranberry Lambic (worst beer ever!)
Landshark
PBR
Rolling Rock

[acruce]

Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer.

[:eevis]

Anything Bud
Anything Miller
Corona
Sam Adams Cranberry Lambic (worst beer ever!)
Landshark
PBR
Rolling Rock

I totally forgot about this abomination of a beer :pu

[icehog3]

Sam Adams Cranberry Lambic (worst beer ever!)


I totally forgot about this abomination of a beer :pu


You're better off forgetting! :r

[punch54]

bud light

[DMK]

Generally anything brewed my the giants sucks.
Locally here in Canada, Labatt's, Molson's etc all blow chunks.
The smaller craft brewers are the way to go.
The only thing close to a large brewer I'll drink is Alexander Keith's IPA.

[pearson]

I simply must add another to the list. I had this beer while living in Sandiego, but I think you can find it just about anywhere. There are really no words to describe just how bad this product from Tecate Mexico is.



I forgot all about this one. yeah it was pretty bad to.