A guy gets pulled over.....

[e-man67]

A guy cruises thru a stop sign and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.

"Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?"

"Yes, I am."

"Well then, better tell me what you got."

Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."

"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"

"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."

"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"

"Nope."

"Well then, what are you afraid of...?"

"Not a damn thing..."

:)!!!!

[pektel]

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[kelmac07]

:tu :tu

[elderboy02]

Very true! :tu

[guitar4001]

good answer

[Powertrip]

"people say I carry a gun because I'm paranoid. Nonsense! If I'm carrying, what do I have to be paranoid about???" - Clint Smith

[Ogre]

Nothing else to say. perfect answer.

[G G]

:tu

[thebayratt]

"Not a damn thing..."

Love it!!


I almost thought the guy was my Dad, but he don't wear boots.

[96Brigadier]

Great answer! Wish we were able to say the same up here in Canuckistan.

[Barcode]

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