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macms
11-08-2010, 07:38 PM
How many Broncos does it take to change a tire? One. Unless it is a blowout, then they all show up.

Q. What do you call 57 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Denver Broncos

Q. What do the Denver Broncos and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "JesusChrist."

Q. How do you keep a Denver running back out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal line.

Q. What do you call a Denver Bronco with a Super Bowl ring?
A. Old

Q. What's the difference between the Denver Broncos and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Denver Bronco does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody remembers.

Q. What do the Broncos and a possum have in common?
A. Both play dead at home, and get killed on the road.
docdoty
11-08-2010, 07:41 PM
very well stated. I take it there is some anomosity going on here toward the broncos
macms
11-08-2010, 07:49 PM
Actually, this is just good natured ribbing, but there are some rabid fans around here that take this way to seriously IMHO. :D
kelmac07
11-08-2010, 08:03 PM
:r :r :r Being a Bills fan I can relate Fred!!!
CBI_2
11-08-2010, 08:52 PM
:r:r:r As a long time Bucs fan, like since 1977, I can relate.
kelmac07
11-08-2010, 08:57 PM
:r:r:r As a long time Bucs fan, like since 1977, I can relate.

At least you have WON a Super Bowl. :D
AD720
11-08-2010, 09:01 PM
:r :r :r Being a Bills fan I can relate Fred!!!

The Bills and the Mets? Talk about a glutton for punishment! ;):)
CBI_2
11-09-2010, 07:34 PM
At least you have WON a Super Bowl. :D
For sure and it was sweeeet! :banger
St. Lou Stu
11-09-2010, 07:38 PM
Fred, Fred, Fred.... Good to hear from ya! Even if you are ribbing my Donkeys!
Chainsaw13
11-09-2010, 07:53 PM
Hey, at least they're not my hometown Lions. I think I busted my shoulder typing this.
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BlackDog
11-21-2010, 06:54 PM
How many Vikings does it take to change a tire? One. Unless it is a blowout, then they all show up.

There, fixed that for you. :bh
tobii3
11-21-2010, 08:18 PM
Didja hear about the Security scare in Minnesota?

An unidentified white substance was discovered in the stadium!
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After extensive investigation, it turned out to be chalk from the end zone.
bvilchez
11-21-2010, 08:23 PM
:r Being a Bills fan I can relate Fred!!!

Boy
I
Love
Losing
Superbowls

:r:r



;s
Ogre
11-21-2010, 10:33 PM
The Bills and the Mets? Talk about a glutton for punishment! ;):)

I dont care who you are, THATS JUST FUNNY!!!!!!!