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markem
11-01-2010, 02:25 PM
You may be a Redneck if ...
You and your dog use the same tree.

The people on Jerry Springer's show
remind you of your neighbors

Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell."

You have a bumper sticker that says,
"MY MOTHER'S AN HONOR STUDENT
AT SOUTH LITTLE ROCK JR. HIGH."

You have to go outside to get
something out of the 'fridge.

Three quarters of the clothes you
own have LOGOS on them.

You're a lite beer drinker 'cause you start drinkin beer when it gets light.

You own a homemade fur coat.
hotreds
11-01-2010, 02:27 PM
your mother has a spit cup on her ironing board.
G G
11-01-2010, 02:28 PM
:tu
kelmac07
11-01-2010, 04:13 PM
Nice!! :r :r
awsmith4
11-01-2010, 04:17 PM
My dog and I use separate trees...
longknocker
11-01-2010, 04:39 PM
:r:tu
Thaplumbr
11-01-2010, 06:05 PM
You have a bumper sticker that says,
"MY MOTHER'S AN HONOR STUDENT
AT SOUTH LITTLE ROCK JR. HIGH."

Easy now your getting pretty close to home thar!:D
RazzBarlow
11-04-2010, 01:12 PM
You might be a redneck if any of your relatives have perished immediately after saying the phrase: "Hey y'all! Watch this"

Alternative phrase: "Here, hold my beer."
TonySmith
11-04-2010, 04:29 PM
You take toilet paper to a crap game
docdoty
11-04-2010, 04:57 PM
If your hunting vest and your boots match your gun.
GTsetGO
11-04-2010, 05:15 PM
My dog and I use separate trees...

mine is a girl, so she squats.

i however, have a tree
Kreth
11-04-2010, 05:38 PM
If directions to your house include the words, "Turn off the paved road."
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MajorCaptSilly
11-04-2010, 05:46 PM
You do redneck type stuff.


MCS
awsmith4
11-04-2010, 06:50 PM
If directions to your house include the words, "Turn off the paved road."
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What if I can give direction by having you turn at the Big Chicken...
cort
11-04-2010, 06:57 PM
What if I can give direction by having you turn at the Big Chicken...

REDNECK!!!:r
markem
11-06-2010, 05:41 PM
this is your thanksgiving holiday meal

http://axewielderx.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/a-redneck-thanksgiving.jpg
Thaplumbr
11-06-2010, 06:14 PM
What if I can give direction by having you turn at the Big Chicken...

yall got a big chicken?..... kinda makes our big green tire look like nothing special then:D
htown
11-06-2010, 07:26 PM
your family tree don't branch
CBI_2
11-07-2010, 10:00 AM
you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took

You think the three primary colors are John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray.
Smokin Gator
11-07-2010, 03:27 PM
Damn... I guess I am a redneck!!
357
11-08-2010, 01:56 PM
What if I can give direction by having you turn at the Big Chicken...

The truth hurts. I swear there is a "landmark" near my house often referred to in giving directions (although not be me) and it is affectionately known as "The Big Chicken" although it's actually a 15 ft rooster.
357
11-08-2010, 01:57 PM
...you've ever been too drunk to fish
markem
11-08-2010, 01:58 PM
The truth hurts. I swear there is a "landmark" near my house often referred to in giving directions (although not be me) and it is affectionately known as "The Big Chicken" although it's actually a 15 ft rooster.

When I lived in Montana, we did actually give directions that would go something like, "drive until you get to the blue house with the John Deere combine in the front yard. Turn around and come back to the next intersection and then turn right..."

We were so rural that you had to go out of your way to get to a landmark.
357
11-08-2010, 02:12 PM
When I lived in Montana, we did actually give directions that would go something like, "drive until you get to the blue house with the John Deere combine in the front yard. Turn around and come back to the next intersection and then turn right..."

We were so rural that you had to go out of your way to get to a landmark.

That's awesome. I've been a city/burbs kid my whole life. Just moved to the country in June and I love it.
CBI_2
11-08-2010, 08:22 PM
When I lived in Montana, we did actually give directions that would go something like, "drive until you get to the blue house with the John Deere combine in the front yard. Turn around and come back to the next intersection and then turn right..."

We were so rural that you had to go out of your way to get to a landmark.
That's funny.
Reminds me of when we lived in NW Alabama. Last house on our road before you hit the Tennessee line. Police, mailman and trash truck all turned around in our driveway to head back into town.
macms
11-08-2010, 09:14 PM
Now this here thread is the funny! Reminds me of my youth. :r :r :r
markem
11-08-2010, 09:50 PM
Now this here thread is the funny! Reminds me of my youth. :r :r :r

Back then, did you go cow tipping or dinosaur tipping?