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MajorCaptSilly
10-20-2010, 06:24 PM
Why can't I have my cake & eat it too?

How do birds spell birds?

Can an eardrum be replaced with an earxylophone?

If I put brake fluid in my gas tank and gas in the brake lines, do I need to switch pedals?

Did Larry Storch ever wake up thinking he was Andrew Jackson?

How many songs need to be in a play to call it a musical?

Is there a sharpener made for pointless conversation?



MCS
Skywalker
10-20-2010, 06:27 PM
:sh
LostAbbott
10-20-2010, 06:28 PM
Because once you eat it, you no longer "have" it.

With their beaks.... duh...

No but you can use an eaysymbol

and cars.

Nope but he though he was Barbra Walters once... Long story...

14 no more no less

Yeah they called it a walkman now it is an ipod.
icehog3
10-20-2010, 07:31 PM
Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near?
LostAbbott
10-20-2010, 08:06 PM
Because I am tall and those damn birds think I am and Ent.
GKitty
10-21-2010, 11:03 AM
Who put the dip in the dip dee dip dee dip?
yourchoice
10-21-2010, 11:08 AM
Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near?

I refuse to answer this question for it could seem...uh... self-incriminating......not that there's anything wrong with that. :D
poker
10-21-2010, 11:10 AM
If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
GKitty
10-21-2010, 11:14 AM
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
kugie
10-21-2010, 11:21 AM
Do crowded elevators smell differently to midgets?
Mugen910
10-21-2010, 11:23 AM
Do crowded elevators smell differently to midgets?

:lr
poker
10-21-2010, 11:25 AM
Why is there Braille on drive-through ATM machines?
GKitty
10-21-2010, 11:25 AM
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
poker
10-21-2010, 11:40 AM
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?
markem
10-22-2010, 06:44 PM
I'm scared of children. Does that make it okay to speed in a school zone?
SvilleKid
10-22-2010, 07:08 PM
If one plus one equal two,
and a bowling ball has three holes,
How many flapjacks does it take to cover a doghouse?
icehog3
10-22-2010, 07:29 PM
If one plus one equal two,
and a bowling ball has three holes,
How many flapjacks does it take to cover a doghouse?

14 monkeys. :rolleyes:
icehog3
10-22-2010, 07:30 PM
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?

I put in a call to Charlton Heston, Kelly. His secretary said either he or Dr. Zaius would get back to me.
icehog3
10-22-2010, 07:31 PM
I'm scared of children. Does that make it okay to speed in a school zone?

No, but you can lollygag in a pedophile zone.
Beklage
10-22-2010, 07:50 PM
No, but you can lollygag in a pedophile zone.

:r Sig line material.
BluesGuy
10-23-2010, 10:08 AM
Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
BluesGuy
10-23-2010, 10:09 AM
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Partagaspete
10-23-2010, 01:17 PM
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

The grind stone of course.
BluesGuy
10-23-2010, 02:50 PM
Doh
cort
10-23-2010, 02:53 PM
MCS
MajorCaptSilly
10-23-2010, 03:03 PM
MCS

You're not the only one.


MCS
cort
10-23-2010, 03:04 PM
:r:r
CBI_2
10-26-2010, 09:07 PM
Why do they call them buildings when they are already done building them?