Mauro?

[icehog3]

Did you send me a giant tit? :)

[Mugen910]

:r you are a giant boob!

[Skywalker]

http://stjudesgallery.co.uk/artists/emily_sutton/birds/bluetit.jpg
Nothing like a huge tit!!!:D

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/3/24/1237914679599/Long-tailed-tits-001.jpg
I prefer them in pairs!!!

[The Professor]

If ever there was an appropriate time for this emoticon, it is now.
:np

[icehog3]

Unfortunately, the giant tit is not a giant camera as well. :r

[massphatness]

Mauro is extraordinary

[icehog3]

Mauro is extraordinary

Maybe Vin sent a giant tit to Mauro in my care.

[md4958]

This smells like Bao

[icehog3]

This smells like Bao

Bao smells like giant tits? :banger

[md4958]

Bao smells like giant tits? :banger

He goes to strip clubs... a lot!

[The Professor]

Unfortunately, the giant tit is not a giant camera as well. :r
Maybe it *is* (insert dramatic organ music, here).

[md4958]

Tom, what would make you think it was me that sent you such a clever item?

[icehog3]

Tom, what would make you think it was me that sent you such a clever item?

It was addressed to your name at my address....honest. :r

[icehog3]

It was addressed to your name at my address....honest. :r

Came from Hong Kong, looks like maybe the same company that does the Extreme Dealz lighters.

[Mugen910]

Unfortunately, the giant tit is not a giant camera as well. :r

done!

[md4958]

It was addressed to your name at my address....honest. :r

Came from Hong Kong, looks like maybe the same company that does the Extreme Dealz lighters.

Sounds like a Bao move. He likes to send people things under my name. Plus it came from HK, you know how those Asians stick together!

He probably just thought you might enjoy a little stress relief!

[icehog3]

Sounds like a Bao move. He likes to send people things under my name. Plus it came from HK, you know how those Asians stick together!

He probably just thought you might enjoy a little stress relief!

Sneaky Bao! :r

[Mugen910]

while I have sent people condoms, lube, and magazines...this one was not clever enough for me to have done.

[md4958]

while I have sent people condoms, lube, and magazines...this one was not clever enough for me to have done.

dont forget when you sent Grace those cigars!
:hy

[Mugen910]

dont forget when you sent Grace those cigars!
:hy

jerk!

[The Dakotan]

Bao the Boob!

[Mugen910]

Bao the Boob!

i swear it was not me.

[markem]

Maybe it *is* (insert dramatic organ music, here).

:lr http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/images/smilies/rofl%5B2%5D.gif He said "organ" http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/images/smilies/rofl%5B2%5D.gif http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/images/smilies/rofl%5B2%5D.gif

[Emjaysmash]

I'm so confused right now...

[bobarian]

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/8674/sku85651.jpg (http://img89.imageshack.us/i/sku85651.jpg/)

[IBQTEE1]

I have a camera so when should I come over and take a pic Tom?

[bobarian]

I have it on good authority that Tom works well with pictures! :r

[MedicCook]

This might be better live streamed on the internet.

[IBQTEE1]

This might be better live streamed on the internet.

My camera does take videos.... I am just saying.

[MedicCook]

My camera does take videos.... I am just saying.

Light's camera, Icehog.

[hotreds]

http://www.freewebs.com/galaleague/MAURO%20LOGO.JPG

[massphatness]

dont forget when you sent Grace those cigars!
:hy

AH HA!

I knew it!

[icehog3]

I have a camera so when should I come over and take a pic Tom?

Just take a picture of one of yours and we'll call it a day. ;)

[pektel]

Bao smells like giant tits? :banger

He goes to strip clubs... a lot!

Maybe he owns this... I have a bottle of it, actually:

http://www.detailedimage.com/Chemical-Guys-M31/Stripper-Scent-Smell-of-Success-P450/16-oz-S1/

[massphatness]

hmmmm ...

The plot thickens (http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?p=1025467#post1025467)

[BigFrank]

:bhd

[Bill86]

Maybe he owns this... I have a bottle of it, actually:

http://www.detailedimage.com/Chemical-Guys-M31/Stripper-Scent-Smell-of-Success-P450/16-oz-S1/

Does it really smell like strippers or no?

[Chingas]

:bhd

:tpd:

This is beyond interesting...

[BigFrank]

Does it really smell like strippers or no?
Just get some cheap light beer and cover yourself in glitter, then through 50$ into the toilet.

[G G]

http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/8674/sku85651.jpg (http://img89.imageshack.us/i/sku85651.jpg/)
A glass eye with a nipple?

[kelmac07]

:r :r

[icehog3]

Vin, if you come over and visit we would have an awesome set of boobs. :)

[massphatness]

Vin, if you come over and visit we would have an awesome set of boobs. :)

I bought a nice teddy for mine, Tom. I will admit it's a tad lopsided, but half a loaf is better than none as the saying goes.
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[icehog3]

I bought a nice teddy for mine, Tom. I will admit it's a tad lopsided, but half a loaf is better than none as the saying goes.
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A being with one eye is a "cyclops".....what would a being with one boob be?

[massphatness]

Half the fun?
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[icehog3]

Half the fun?
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http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/icehog3/laughingmouse.gifhttp://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/icehog3/haha.gif

[kydsid]

You two are complete boobs

[icehog3]

You two are complete boobs

Only together...separately, we are incomplete boobs. ;)

[MedicCook]

Only together...separately, we are incomplete boobs. ;)

And you can't motorboat one boob.

[markem]

And you can't motorboat one boob.

You can, but you drive in circles.

[MedicCook]

You can, but you drive in circles.

:r

[Kreth]

A being with one eye is a "cyclops".....what would a being with one boob be?
Bill O'Reilly.
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[md4958]

Maybe he owns this... I have a bottle of it, actually:

http://www.detailedimage.com/Chemical-Guys-M31/Stripper-Scent-Smell-of-Success-P450/16-oz-S1/

Im fascinated! Can we get a review please?

[pektel]

Well, here is another guy's review. I agree with it :D

A quick search on google for "what is stripper perfume" and you'll come across countless pages of theories as to what it is, not one single answer is a definite answer. So for Chemical Guys to get this scent spot on is damn near impressive.

I got my package from CG in at 8:00 am this morning, rushing out the door to meet a subcontractor and the Industrial Hygienist I quickly set it aside in my truck half asleep. It wasnt until the first stoplight did i realize it was the CG package i was waiting for! So in my excitement i opened the package and there it was a bottle with a label with that oh so familiar silhouette most every guy knows! My hands were shaking as i carefully opened the bottle..took a big wiff and BAM i hit a bump! about 1/4 an ounce splashed out of the bottle and into my seat and pants. I was pissed for the time it took for the scent to hit my nose.

Immediately my pupils dilated the hair on the back of my neck stood up, and flashback to the last night of freedom i had. The air was smokey, the lights where dim, Warrant was playing in the background, and this cute little blonde named Cindi (yes with an I) was gyrating on my lap that was when I first smelled this smell. It was a sweet tangy smell with a hint of desperation, hint of smoke, hint of body odor, and a whole lot of body glitter.

Fast forward to back in the truck. It was that smell all over minus the smoke, the desperation, and the body odor. The best way to describe it is a tangy sweet smell like a cotton candy mixed with strawberry i guess. It is a unique scent because every single stripper/stripclub smells the same no matter where it is, yet you never find girls out and about wearing it.

Back to my meeting, sitting in the aroma by the time i got to the meeting place my nose had gotten used to the smell. When I met the two gentlemen the first thing out of their mouths were "Where were you last night?" and "How much did you end up spending?" I explained that no i wasnt at a club they then proceeded to say that ok so who was it I spent the night with. I had to explain that it was my new air freshener they got a huge kick out of it and begged me to spray their cars down...so i did. haha

I can't imagine my car smelling like this day in and day out...but its fun for the novelty of it. Overall A+


cliffs: Its like coming home from a stripclub except your not broke and frustrated!

[md4958]

Well, here is another guy's review. I agree with it :D

looks like I might be ordering a bottle or three. I think Bao needs one too!:noon

[shilala]

I bet a cake is gonna jump out of the boobs at midnight.

[pektel]

looks like I might be ordering a bottle or three. I think Bao needs one too!:noon

I hear proceeds help to fund nursing school... :r

[md4958]

looks like I might be ordering a bottle or three. I think Bao needs one too!:noon

I just got an IM from Bao: "My car already smells like strippers you fool!" :banger

[pektel]

I just got an IM from Bao: "My car already smells like strippers you fool!" :banger

LMAO! :r

Bao moonlights as a stripper?

[icehog3]

LMAO! :r

Bao moonlights as a stripper?

If one can consider ones primary source of income as "moonlighting". ;)

[kydsid]

If one can consider ones primary source of income as "moonlighting". ;)

wow those bay area peeps definitely have varied tastes. :p
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