Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?

[shilala]

Them little bastages hurt.
Getting stabbed in the forehead with woodclamps equally sucks, but I suppose it's not as common. :D

[markem]

You have never stepped on jacks, apparently

[Mugen910]

You've never had to crap one out I guess.

[68TriShield]

Put away your toys and it wont happen Scott.Hehehe.

[hscmit]

fish hooks suck pretty bad

[Ahbroody]

Lol happens enough around here. I threw away these pointy little wood toys Micah had after hurting myself real bad one night.

[poker]

Playing with my nephew once years ago, I dropped on my knees and my left knee came down on a Lego piece. I thought I was gonna die.

[massphatness]

I have some Legos if anyone wants to experience this firsthand. :D

[Mugen910]

I have some Legos if anyone wants to experience this firsthand. :D

Oh Oh Oh I know who wants them. :noon

[GKitty]

yeah... I got your Lego beat. When I was a kid, I found a sewing needle my mom had lost in the carpet with my barefoot. Got lucky because it came all the way through without hitting a bone, but hurt like nothing else before or since. Legos ain't $h!t!

Young traumas like this may account for my high pain threshold and affinity for piercings and tattoos.

[MedicCook]

You've never had to crap one out I guess.

:r

[ChicagoWhiteSox]

yeah... I got your Lego beat. When I was a kid, I found a sewing needle my mom had lost in the carpet with my barefoot. Got lucky because it came all the way through without hitting a bone, but hurt like nothing else before or since. Legos ain't $h!t!

Young traumas like this may account for my high pain threshold and affinity for piercings and tattoos.

Thanks for painting such a great picture in my head Crystal:r

[GKitty]

Thanks for painting such a great picture in my head Crystal:r

My pleasure. The devil's in the details.

[shilala]

You have never stepped on jacks, apparently
I have. Thanks for reminding me. :r

[htown]

Drinking a beer with a cigarette butt in it.

[qwerty1500]

The bad news ... Legos are forever. Our daughter is 28 and for some mysterious reason her old Legos still crawl out of their ancient hiding places for us to step on.

[pektel]

I've punctured the bottom of my foot on little construction equipment toys I've bought for my son. Lego's will be pretty soon. Now I'm scared :r

Drinking a beer with a cigarette butt in it.

A number of years ago a bunch of buddies and I were getting wasted on the 4th of july. It was really late, we were drinking in the kitchen, and one of my friends proceeds to take a huge drink from what he thought was his beer can, when in reality he just took a big swig of someone's spitter.

Good thing he was close to the sink, because :pu :pu :pu :pu

[alwayslit]

Legos and matchbox cars.......ouch

[Mr B]

Hotwheels and plastic dinosaurs. :su

[rack04]

Bristle blocks are no fun either.

[TripleF]

Getting stabbed in the forehead with woodclamps equally sucks, but I suppose it's not as common. :D

:r :r

[markem]

It had to happen and wouldn't you know it would be me. Rather than post some of them (the squeemish will thank me), here is the link to some bizarre x-rays.

http://www.google.com/images?q=strange+x-rays&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=univ&ei=3aCsTNC2MYX2tgPoyNXyAw&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CCcQsAQwAA&biw=1006&bih=565

[Blueface]

I thought this was behind me with my kids being over 20.
Then a grandson came along and yeah, I know exactly what you are talking about.
Man that hurts!

[HK3-]

Stepping on jax suck as well. I also hate it when somebody leaves a cabinet door open in the kitchen and I bust the back of my head on them. BTW- punching the cabinet afterwards does nothing but make the wife mad. :fl

[Mugen910]

Stepping on jax suck as well. I also hate it when somebody leaves a cabinet door open in the kitchen and I bust the back of my head on them. BTW- punching the cabinet afterwards does nothing but make the wife mad. :fl

but I bet on video it woulda made me :lr Hal

[Lumpold]

The ol' British 3-pin plug is always a winner for being stood on.

[mariogolbee]

Scott, if your kid wants legos REALLY bad and you want to get them for them REALLY bad and they REALLY deserve to have them but alas you cannot afford them, EVER, I think that would suck more than stepping on the lego you already have.

[Don Fernando]

Put away your toys and it wont happen Scott.Hehehe.

:tpd: didn't your momma teach you to clean up your toys when you're done playing ;)

[T.G]

Drinking a beer with a cigarette butt in it.

So, I take it you've herfed with skywalker's bestest buddy creepy dave, eh?

[BC-Axeman]

I've stepped on lots of Legos. I've bashed my head on woodclamps a bunch too. Car door frames hurt a lot. Hammers on top of ladders will always fall in the center of the top of your head with the hardest part of the hammer. It's physics.
All of these are to be avoided. Don't do them.

[HK3-]

Drinking a beer with a cigarette butt in it.

Or drinking a beer to find out it's someones spit cup. -(P

[thebayratt]

How about cutting your finger in half with a cordless circular saw...........

THAT SUCKS!!!

got the pix to prove it too.

[rack04]

How about cutting your finger in half with a cordless circular saw...........

THAT SUCKS!!!

got the pix to prove it too.

Where is the "This Thread is AWESOME Without Pics" smilie?

[Lumpold]

So, I take it you've herfed with skywalker's bestest buddy creepy dave, eh?

Name someone called Dave who isn't, in any way, creepy. I dare you.

[alwayslit]

Hotwheels and plastic dinosaurs. :su....forgot about the plastic dino's

[Lucky_Hippo]

Stepped on the claw end of a hammer bare footed before. It was hiding under a piece of news paper in the garage and layed my heel open like a knife blade.

Oh the joys of home ownership and repair. LOL

[kelmac07]

Lincoln Logs suck too!! :D

The original wooden ones!!!

[smelvis]

Stepping on a BBMF Maduro is way worse :)

[shark]

Getting a tiny sliver of glass stuck in the sole of your foot sucks, too. Especially when you don't realize it at first, and it gets infected.

When I was a kid there were a few times that I ripped the nail off of one of my toes. I used to always be barefoot outside in the summer, so you know...

The worst was when I somehow got a splinter caught under a fingernail. I mean, it was a good 1/4 inch under the nail, too. It began to get infected, so I just took a sewing needle, sterilized it, and carefully dug the tiny sliver out of there.

[replicant_argent]

Getting a tiny sliver of glass stuck in the sole of your foot sucks, too.
Did that a couple weeks ago with a shard of plate glass. No infection, but the suckage was high...
Tonight?



Slamming the crown of my 6'1" skull into the bottom edge of a 5'10" trailer door opening.

[St. Lou Stu]

Allright guys.... I can tell that none of ya have zipped your junk up in your jeans zipper.

I win, and anyone else who has can attest.

Mods, lock it up. :tu

[thebayratt]

Where is the "This Thread is AWESOME Without Pics" smilie?

O, I got pics...... but they are not for the faint of heart.... they actually got me kicked off Myspace (no big loss there).

[BigFrank]

Shooting yourself in the hand with a Ramset Gun is pretty Shitty....

[jdakine]

Walking in the dark at 5:30 in the morning and to step on my dogs old chewed up Nylabone.

Better yet, walking across the Ala Moana reef to the surf spot, only to step on vana, then have to turn around without even surfing

[T.G]

Name someone called Dave who isn't, in any way, creepy. I dare you.

Well, there's....


...um...


...crap.


I got nothing.

[Skywalker]

I once took a hot Pyrex casserole dish out of the oven... it shattered... I wasn't wearing shoes or socks and stepped on a piece of hot glass... It went into my foot with ease!!!

Ouch!!!

Beat that!!!;)

[Skywalker]

Drinking a beer with a cigarette butt in it.

So, I take it you've herfed with skywalker's bestest buddy creepy dave, eh?

I hate that f'ing guy!!!

I just recently got tested for Hep C because of that guy!!!


I think I win the prize for getting jacked!!!:tu

[shilala]

Slamming the crown of my 6'1" skull into the bottom edge of a 5'10" trailer door opening.
Imagine, if you will, a big dumb farmer trying to catch a pheasant in a flight pen that's shorter than him. Said flight pen is built of rough cut 2x4's. The roof netting supports are rough cut hemlock, as well.
The skillset here is bending over, getting the particular bird you need to fly up and hit the roof netting where he stalls and you grab him mid-flight. Sometimes a little burst of speed is necessary.
If your focus on the bird, timing, and speed are all just right, you can tell you didn't catch the bird when you wake up laying in the mud, looking up at the trees.
Yes, it leaves a mark. :r

[JDTexan]

Driving a 4 wheeler through a barbed wire fence at deer camp and almost decapitating yourself at the age of 13 was not fun in the least. To top that on the way to the closest hospital, 2 hours away, our car hit a deer and totaled the car. We waited for an hour on the side of the road before someone picked us up and took me to the hospital where plastic surgeons did wonders.

[357]

yeah... I got your Lego beat. When I was a kid, I found a sewing needle my mom had lost in the carpet with my barefoot. Got lucky because it came all the way through without hitting a bone, but hurt like nothing else before or since. Legos ain't $h!t!

Young traumas like this may account for my high pain threshold and affinity for piercings and tattoos.

A friend of mine did that, it went in half way and snapped off inside. He had to have it surgically removed, right between his big toe and the one next to it.

Allright guys.... I can tell that none of ya have zipped your junk up in your jeans zipper.

I win, and anyone else who has can attest.

Mods, lock it up. :tu

But, did how did you get the frank before the beans?


http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=31139126

It doesn't include Warren's comments :r




That said my least favorite object frequently stepped on is marbles, especially on a tile floor.

[shilala]

I also hate it when somebody leaves a cabinet door open in the kitchen and I bust the back of my head on them. BTW- punching the cabinet afterwards does nothing but make the wife mad. :fl
Halliburton, my ex used to do that all the time. We'd be in the kitchen cooking and she'd leave every cupboard door open (and I DO mean every single farking one.). I'd turn around with a bowl full of whatever and catch a door right in the face. Either that, or I'd get blasted in the nads with the lower cupboard door.
She'd even open a door while I was picking something up from the floor so that I'd stand up and get stabbed in the top of my head and bleed all through dinner.
In retrospect, it was a rather genius strategy on her part.
Why she hated me so, I'll never know, but the charming things that'd come out of my mouth in those sorts of situations may have had something to do with it. :D

[HK3-]

Halliburton, my ex used to do that all the time. We'd be in the kitchen cooking and she'd leave every cupboard door open (and I DO mean every single farking one.). I'd turn around with a bowl full of whatever and catch a door right in the face. Either that, or I'd get blasted in the nads with the lower cupboard door.
She'd even open a door while I was picking something up from the floor so that I'd stand up and get stabbed in the top of my head and bleed all through dinner.
In retrospect, it was a rather genius strategy on her part.
Why she hated me so, I'll never know, but the charming things that'd come out of my mouth in those sorts of situations may have had something to do with it. :D

:r

[Conch Republican]

Sell them off like Vin does! :r

[tenbaseg]

Stepping on my dog's nylabone is awful. It's like barbed wire on the carpet.

[shilala]

Stepping on my dog's nylabone is awful. It's like barbed wire on the carpet.
I forgot all about those stupid things. They're brutal, especially when they get little. On bare feet. Dayum.

[pektel]

Where is the "This Thread is AWESOME Without Pics" smilie?

Right next to the "thanks" button.

[shark]

How about waking up in the middle of the night to take a leak, and stepping barefoot in a pile of dog or cat vomit? :r

[kgraybill]

Stung by a wasp on the ---- after havin a good time with my high school girlfriend in the woods.

[thebayratt]

Stung by a wasp on the ---- after havin a good time with my high school girlfriend in the woods.

Close second: a mosquito on the same place, doing the same thing..:xxx......... did we date the same girl in highschool???

[357]

Close second: a mosquito on the same place, doing the same thing..:xxx......... did we date the same girl in highschool???

How about digging around behind the woodshed for logs, throwing them on the campfire, then (after many drinks) using a tree as a urinal. Sounds harmless until you realize that the back of the woodshed is covered in poison ivy.

Yeah, apparently urushiol doesn't bond too well to the skin on the inside of your hands due to the type of skin. It will, but not as bad. Since it doesn't bond to your hands very well (inside), it will transfer. Unfortunately it does bond to, shall we say "more sensitive" areas.

I will attest that this stuff is the only cure in the world that works for posion ivy, and yes it works even in sensitive areas.

http://www.zanfel.com/

Walgreens now makes a generic version that is about 25% cheaper, but still expensive.

[GWN]

I just walked out my front door at dusk and smacked my head on a hanging flower basket, pissing off a gigantic wasp that promptly attacked my melon.
It hasn't been a good day.

[lostark374]

Lit Cigarette in the Grass Bare foot... oh yeah it keeps burning because the grass keeps it from being smothered. hurts pretty good at the time and having a burn on the bottom of your foot keeps it fresh in your mind for a week or so.

[TheDudeAbides]

My 4 year old daughter recently got a 10 pack of plastic Halloween vampire teeth. Needless to say finding those with the arch of yer foot at 0-dark-30 is a rotten way to start the day.
-Dude
{To my lovely wife - Next time buy glow in the dark vampire teeth}