Cheer me up

[LasciviousXXX]

Hey there CA Fam,

I was in an awesome mood yesterday and received some news today that should have been happy but actually ended up bumming me out a bit. Still not sure why, too busy at work to really analyze it at the moment. Nothing really earth-shattering or anything, just kind of blue now.

Give me some laughs to cheer me up. Or hell even some good conversation to snap me out of it.

Thx

[Don Fernando]

wish I could help, but I am too tired to think of anything funny.

[LasciviousXXX]

Seems to be how the day is going brother.

[pektel]

You know why divorces are so expensive?

Because they're worth it :D

[LasciviousXXX]

Ba dum dum! LOL, nice one bro.

[jonumberone]

I cracked myself up when posting this

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showpost.php?p=997988&postcount=13

what do you think?

[VirtualSmitty]

Things could be worse. Take my day for example. I was suppossed to meet up with PaulMac later for some after work smokes, but I got a message from him earlier stating (his exact words mind you) that he "was literally peeing through his own a$$ and can't make it today". I told him to stay away from the taco tents here in Jersey but he just didn't listen.

Also, i've been wondering, with the name change is it just Tyr now ala Prince or did you keep the last name? Also, see the vid I posted in the Guinness thread, funny stuff I promise!

[Blueface]

Dustin, I mean Tyr, (hard to get use to)
What I always do, when feeling down and out, which can be a daily event for some, is to reach over to my pill box and find the light blue capsules better known to me as "happy pill" and viola, I am happy.:D

Getting harder and harder to find people walking around that are not on them.:dr:r

[pektel]

These always cheer me up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjZgXE0W52g

[VirtualSmitty]

Dustin, I mean Tyr, (hard to get use to)
What I always do, when feeling down and out, which can be a daily event for some, is to reach over to my pill box and find the light blue capsules better known to me as "happy pill" and viola, I am happy.:D

Getting harder and harder to find people walking around that are not on them.:dr:r

I find it very hard to believe so many people would be walking around after popping a Viagra Carlos ;)

[pektel]

I cracked myself up when posting this

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showpost.php?p=997988&postcount=13

what do you think?

lmao. I got a kick out out of that :tu

[LasciviousXXX]

Ok Dom that's freakin' funny! :r I dig it :D You should def write me reviews then.


Geeze, does PaulMac ever have any semblance of a filter??? A simple, "don't feel well" I'm sure would have sufficed LOL. And you DO know my affinity for Prince so I could just go one name but no still keeping the last name bro. Heading over to the Guinness thread.


Oh, and I'm fresh outta happy pills :r

[68TriShield]

I find it very hard to believe so many people would be walking around after popping a Viagra Carlos ;)

Boca,better known as Pup Tent City Fla.

[LasciviousXXX]

Aaargh freakin' work blocking video's. Can't watch the ones you posted unfortunately guys :(

[BigFrank]

The other day I tried to fart in the kitchen to amuse my two young boys and I sh...arted myself.

[LasciviousXXX]

Whoa...... bro..... ummmm.......:pn

[VirtualSmitty]

Boca,better known as Pup Tent City Fla.

Remind me never to go to Boca :r

Paul wouldn't be Paul if he wasn't so unfiltered. I had to think long and hard to replay to back to that, finally settled on "oh okay". How else does one respond to such an answer? :hm

[LasciviousXXX]

I'm thinking we need to bring back CUT wars just to liven things up a bit :D

[Brutus2600]

What's sex like on camping trips? In tents (say it out loud)



A pirate walks into his old bar after a long voyage and sits down at the bar. The bartender greets him happily and says "Hey! Welcome back, I haven't seen you in a long time! Looks like a lot has happened..." as he gestures to the pirate's peg leg, hook, and eye patch.

The pirate responds "Arrg, it's been quite a journey" to which the bartender asks "Well start with what happened to your leg!"

"Yar," says the pirate, "I was boarding our first ship that we caught, and as I was crossing between ships I fell overboard into shark infested water. Shark got me leg."

The bartender exclaimed "Wow! That's awful! Well tell me what happened to your hand!"

Gesturing with an imaginary sword the pirate replied "Me matey's and I were in a vicious sword fight with a rival pirate crew, and my hand got cut clean off!"

"Unbelievable..." said the bartender. "Well of course, I have to know how you lost your eye! Was it another sword fight? Cannon shrapnel? Tell me!"

The pirate muttered quietly, obviously embarrassed "No, 'twas a seagull, it pooped in me eye."

"What? How could seagull poop put out your eye?" yelled the bartender.

The pirate responded...

"Twas the first day I had me hook."

[LasciviousXXX]

How else does one respond to such an answer? :hm

Do you need me to bring a bucket.

[Lumpold]

Geeze, does PaulMac ever have any semblance of a filter??? A simple, "don't feel well" I'm sure would have sufficed LOL.

If you EVER meet a Scotsman who has this filter, you have reached the end of time. You will need to flip the cassette and hit play. And hope that side 2 is worth it, as you'll probably see up his kilt when you bend down to pick up the tape player.

[VirtualSmitty]

Do you need me to bring a bucket.

I wish I was capable of that kind of on the fly thinking.

Jim, i'm never going to Scotland. EVER!

[pnoon]

The elevator shoes you ordered have been shipped.
:=:

When I sh!t tonight, I will be thinking of you. :)
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[Lumpold]

Joe, if you did ever go to Scotland, I would put money on you needing a translator or subtitles.

[LasciviousXXX]

LOL Thanks guys :tu

You're doing great. And Peter, don't you always?

[Lumpold]

And Peter, don't you always?

Yeah, he does, but it's along the lines of that SoCal photo of zemekone...

[pnoon]

you betcha
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[VirtualSmitty]

Joe, if you did ever go to Scotland, I would put money on you needing a translator or subtitles.

DO you speak Scottish Jim? If I go the only two things i'll need to know is where I can buy one of those man skirts and what road leads south.

[Resipsa]

You're not me Dustin, there that should cheer you up!

[Lumpold]

DO you speak Scottish Jim? If I go the only two things i'll need to know is where I can buy one of those man skirts and what road leads south.

Hell no, I don't speak Scottish. The first time I went to Scotland, I thought people were speaking Greek.

[LasciviousXXX]

You're not me Dustin, there that should cheer you up!

But you rock bro...
;)

[LasciviousXXX]

Ok now you guys are just making me wish I was in the UK LOL.

Thanks Lumpy

[Lumpold]

It's all about the men in skirts, eh?

[Blueface]

I find it very hard to believe so many people would be walking around after popping a Viagra Carlos ;)

Those too.:D

[GKitty]

I know how to cheer up a bummed out Tyr.... something in pink usually does the trick. ;)

http://www.webwombat.com.au/lifestyle/fashion_beauty/images/victoria-secret-models-2.jpg

[688sonarmen]

http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b422/jakestich/stupid_things_that_men_do_03.jpg

[replicant_argent]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmXGBHMBcGs

[VirtualSmitty]

It's all about the men in skirts, eh?

Always Jim. That and the all the good things I hear about Scottish food.

[LasciviousXXX]

I like Pink crystal :D

[T.G]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/6769/picture201460xq3.gif

[Da Klugs]

Your looking good - have you gotten taller? :xxx

[MajorCaptSilly]

Some Heavy Metal humor for ya:

http://www.afflsports.com/mp/Heavy%20Metal.jpg

http://img.visualizeus.com/thumbs/09/05/03/bizarre,black,metal,funny,heavy,metal,humor,politi cs-c6fc913781e8da7096b897001169e0e5_h.jpg

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/speedball6sic6/HEAVY-METAL-poster.jpg

http://www.metal-archives.com/images/2/5/0/4/25045_photo.jpg

MCS

[icehog3]

Need cheering up? You should spend time with R. Cox. I know R. Cox could cheer you up. Let us know if you want to hang with R. Cox.

[LasciviousXXX]

Your looking good - have you gotten taller? :xxx

ZING! :=:



:r Alright Scott that got me good. Damn metalheads always trying to be awesome :tu

[markem]

Nothing cheers me up like a good sing-along!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CiXuZafwUg

Guess which one is Tyr and win a cookie!

[LasciviousXXX]

Fancy a game of dandy-balls Tom???? :r



Damnit I can't watch any of these videos at work LOL.

[mariogolbee]

I don't have any funny's for you today. I do however have a fact. If you force yourself to smile for long enough then your brains chemistry will follow the behavior. Enen if you sit there with two pencils shoved haphazardly in the corners of your mouth to force the smile. Try it Tyr. It really works. A combonation of doing this and some of the wisecracks posted hear and you shoul be chipper in no time.

[Jbailey]

There are a lot of random things that crack me up.

Try this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8q3qPuF7FUc

[newcigarz]

Be happy!

http://www.acslater.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/frankassbreathe.gif

[GKitty]

MCS reminded me to post my favorite metal giggle of all time:

http://www.deviantyouth.com/images/demotivation/demo-metal.jpg

[T.G]

There are a lot of random things that crack me up.

Try this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8q3qPuF7FUc

Coolest thing about that video/song is whomever did the guitar for it - they rolled rifts from like 5 Misfits songs all into one tune for that.

[VirtualSmitty]

Fancy a game of dandy-balls Tom???? :r



Damnit I can't watch any of these videos at work LOL.

Clearly what this thread needs is more videos then.

Oh, and I just found your worst nightmare Tyr...

http://www.burbia.com/files/images/tall-people-love-this.individual.jpg

[kugie]

I always get a kick out of this one.

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=19466

[Lumpold]

Always Jim. That and the all the good things I hear about Scottish food.

Scottish food is amazing. It manages to take all the fat from one super-sized American portion, and fit it in to one handy, 1"x0.5"x0.25", deep-fried chunk of goodness.

[Jbailey]

Or MST3K shorts.

Junior Rodeo Daredevils (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--gEJCaF73g)
Why Study Industrial Arts?! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUPXVtFcl5U&feature=related)
Keeping Clean and Neat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRB3xDg5pnU&feature=related)

Plus the Prince riffs. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctRdmcS_5BM)

[VirtualSmitty]

Scottish food is amazing. It manages to take all the fat from one super-sized American portion, and fit it in to one handy, 1"x0.5"x0.25", deep-fried chunk of goodness.

I don't know about that anymore Jim. Burger King now serves breakfast, I think we have the Scots beat.

[Lumpold]

I don't know about that anymore Jim. Burger King now serves breakfast, I think we have the Scots beat.

Burger King breakfast has nothing on deep fried pizza.

[MajorCaptSilly]

MCS reminded me to post my favorite metal giggle of all time:

http://www.deviantyouth.com/images/demotivation/demo-metal.jpg

You Rock! I don't know if you helped out Tyr, but you just LOLed me!

MCS

[VirtualSmitty]

Burger King breakfast has nothing on deep fried pizza.

The American Southwest begs to differ. They gave the world deep fried Snickers bars. Do the BKs in the UK have the breakfast menu yet?

[SDmate]

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g118/clubstogie/LAVISQ.jpg

[Lumpold]

MCS reminded me to post my favorite metal giggle of all time:

http://www.deviantyouth.com/images/demotivation/demo-metal.jpg

I see your metal giggle, and raise you one gothapotamus.

http://i475.photobucket.com/albums/rr114/lowbudgetstudios/gothapotamus.jpg

[DavenportESQ]

Slappin Da Bass Man!

[LasciviousXXX]

LOL ok I've chuckled pretty hard at some of these. Thank you everyone, between this and some nice adult beverages when I get home, I'll turn this day around.

[Lumpold]

The American Southwest begs to differ. They gave the world deep fried Snickers bars. Do the BKs in the UK have the breakfast menu yet?

Scotland has been doing deep fried mars bars (milky ways) for years... They've also invented sausage links flavoured with Irn-Bru (A local, bright ginger, soda)

And BK have been doing breakfast for about a decade now lol

[VirtualSmitty]

And BK have been doing breakfast for about a decade now lol

This is something new and very wrong Jim:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejawJVHPjLQ

Snickers>Mars Bars

[Jbailey]

LOL ok I've chuckled pretty hard at some of these. Thank you everyone, between this and some nice adult beverages when I get home, I'll turn this day around.

Good to hear. :tu

[Lumpold]

Oh yeah, a snickers is a mars bar with peanuts in! Or, as the saying goes, you know the difference between a mars and a snickers? Squirrel sh!t.

[markem]

Have you seen Whoopie Goldberg's new picture?

http://www.v7n.com/forums/attachments/forum-lobby/9731d1245198670-im-sad-can-someone-cheer-me-up-tub3.jpg


This one can be really funny if you get the whole wine with communion thing

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/rmo/lowres/rmon1122l.jpg

[The Professor]

I'm thinking we need to bring back CUT wars just to liven things up a bit :D
<=== I'm already living in the CUT war, bro.

[LasciviousXXX]

MARK! WTF bro! That picture shocked the sh*t out of me HAHAHA!


I'm already living in the CUT war, bro

Ok Ok... a fair CUT war :D

[VirtualSmitty]

Oh yeah, a snickers is a mars bar with peanuts in! Or, as the saying goes, you know the difference between a mars and a snickers? Squirrel sh!t.

I have yet to try the UK version with acorns. And don't make me bust out the deep fried Clarke bars, or the NJ shores famous deep fried Oreos. That's right Jim, deep fried Oreos. I went there.

[Lumpold]

That video is pretty damn scary... our current BK ad is just creepy... is it just me, or does this King fellow look a bit.... paedo?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfGHhooZdas

[Lumpold]

I have yet to try the UK version with acorns. And don't make me bust out the deep fried Clarke bars, or the NJ shores famous deep fried Oreos. That's right Jim, deep fried Oreos. I went there.

I've been watching Man v. Food. Damn, that show makes me hungry.

[ChicagoWhiteSox]

Hide your kids Týr :r

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzNhaLUT520

[VirtualSmitty]

That video is pretty damn scary... our current BK ad is just creepy... is it just me, or does this King fellow look a bit.... paedo?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfGHhooZdas

Give in to the King? I'm not sure what bothers me more, the strangeness of the ad or the fact that a whopper over there in Limey land costs 3.99 pounds. I could buy five whoppers here at those prices!

[Lumpold]

3.99 is the CHEAP offer price... it's usually about 3.50 just for the burger, and the meal is nearer 5. But it's better than McDs... except for the double cheeseburger I got from McD's earlier made with the McMuffin sausage patties instead of greaseburgers.

[pnoon]

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i209/pnoon/Photoshop%20Fun%20Private/lollipop-guild.jpg

[The Professor]

MARK! WTF bro! That picture shocked the sh*t out of me HAHAHA!




Ok Ok... a fair CUT war :D
Since when were they ever "fair"? :r

I remember the last one, being up on skype, pooling resources between folks just to eff with people who were defenseless. Ahhh ... those were the days. :banger

[pnoon]

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i209/pnoon/Photoshop%20Fun%20Private/lasciviousxxx-turkey.jpg

[pnoon]

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i209/pnoon/Photoshop%20Fun%20Private/kit1.jpg

[pnoon]

Since when were they ever "fair"? :r

I remember the last one, being up on skype, pooling resources between folks just to eff with people who were defenseless. Ahhh ... those were the days. :banger

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i209/pnoon/Photoshop%20Fun%20Private/dwankeragador.jpg

[pnoon]

How am I doing?

:D

[LasciviousXXX]

LOL... love the pics!

Alright Peter, you gotta chop a pic a little more current. How's this one?



http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o278/LasciviousXXX/34277_1521147149816_1268687895_31454943_3588554_n. jpg

I already look messed up

[pnoon]

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i209/pnoon/Photoshop%20Fun%20Private/pnoontom.jpg

[LasciviousXXX]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA I don't remember Tom being there for that mini-HERF. He must've been hiding under the table under Bob's pink shirt :tu

[pnoon]

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i209/pnoon/Photoshop%20Fun%20Private/pnoon-magnet.jpg

[Starscream]

I have yet to try the UK version with acorns. And don't make me bust out the deep fried Clarke bars, or the NJ shores famous deep fried Oreos. That's right Jim, deep fried Oreos. I went there.
Deep fried peanut butter and jelly and Deep fried Twinkies are the best!:tu
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i209/pnoon/Photoshop%20Fun%20Private/pnoontom.jpg

:eek::r

[Lumpold]

Hell yeah, we're lucky it's on a leash....
http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/6876/tyrapotamus.jpg

[Brutus2600]

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i209/pnoon/Photoshop%20Fun%20Private/pnoontom.jpg

omfg, I just spit soda all over my screen

:r:r:r

[icehog3]

MMM, vanilla salty balls.

[LasciviousXXX]

Dom cheered me up LOL


http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showpost.php?p=998777&postcount=5028

[Mugen910]

i can do pushup without my hands. :)

[LasciviousXXX]

Haha. You and Jack Black both :r

[pnoon]

i can do pushup without my hands. :)

Haha. You and Jack Black both :r

Bao's pushups without his hands are only 2 inches off the ground. :=:

[LasciviousXXX]

Oh snap!!!!! ROFL

:r

[Chingas]

Damn Tyr. Sorry I'm late. Glad Dom cheered you up right away. Hope something flips for you sooner than later.

[Mugen910]

Bao's pushups without his hands are only 2 inches off the ground. :=:

still no hands :D

[pnoon]

http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b422/jakestich/stupid_things_that_men_do_03.jpg

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i209/pnoon/Photoshop%20Fun%20Private/socal7-dressing-room.jpg

[pnoon]

This one is classic



http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i209/pnoon/Photoshop%20Fun%20Private/pnoonhasmp5.jpg