whats to your left...

[loki]

say you had to defend yourself from zombies using only whats to your left right now...
25lb maine coon/tabby mix
17lb egyption mau/Siberian mix
comcast dvr remote
ps3 controller
netflix dvd
car insurance papers
dvd-rs

yeah i'm pretty much hosed

[yourchoice]

My left? My toolbox is to my left...a saw, a screwdrivers, hedge clippers. I may be okay. Now to my right? My gun cabinet!:gn

[Chingas]

Love the thread!

Pocket knife 1
pocket knife 2
Blade from older pocket knife
Lit Boli PC, tho i wouldn't use this, i could burn the zombies eyeballs out and then continue the smoke!
3 puppies at disposal...
iphone 4
standing ashtray
the laptop i'm using now
Lamp Berger with oil - good for smashing skulls
couple lighters, couple cutters
acoustic guitar
side speaker with glass stand - that'll hurt
the list goes on but the zombies don't - those dead bastards are, well, DEAD!

[Goldie]

An Xbox controller, surrouns sound remote, tv remote, cell phone, a leather chair, a basket of clean clothes, and a couch cushion.

I think I am dead also, unless the zombie's weak point happens to be downy fabric softener or pillows.

[cricky101]

My girlfriend. I could probably run faster than her...

[TheRuckus13]

Id take five steps in the opposite direction instead and grab my Mossberg and 92FS.

[GolfNut]

Solid red oak bo staff. We'd be fine. :tu

[Chingas]

My girlfriend. I could probably run faster than her...

DAMN!:banger

[Starscream]

I look to my left and all I see is a wall. I guess it will keep the zombies at bay.

[688sonarmen]

My girlfriend. I could probably run faster than her...

:r

[NCRadioMan]

Glad I came upon this thread right now because immediately to my left is:

Cell Phone
scissors
2 heavy pens
Gil Hibben fantasy knife with a nice large blade
3in Case pocket knife
Highlander Dirk by Marto (10 inch blade weighs about 6 pounds)
and best of all, my old Stevens .410 shotty with a full box of shells

I'm slow but I could last a little while anyway. :D

[cort]

Clowns

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMAIsqvTh7g

[TheTraveler]

My manly fedora and my DD214.

I'll be fine. ;)

[XTRazzer]

A window....well, after I crawl over part of a computer desk with a printer....

[dwoodward]

5 empty beer bottles, 4 cans of Dust-Off, a Rubiks Cube, and some ****o's for distraction.

[neoflex]

I am sort of ok and also sort of screwed. To my left is one of my two dogs. Unfortunately, it is my dog who is a big p*ssy so she would most likely piss on the floor and than run and hide rather than defend me. Also to my left is my 1911 which will be good for defense until I run out of bullets which sadly the other mag is in the glove box of my truck and the other 200 rounds are upstairs and not to my left so I will give one or two a good fight and than I am Zombie food.:dr

[dwoodward]

I feel bad for the poor guy who has a wall to his left... and zombie death coming to the right. :bh

[awsmith4]

I'm on the deck but immediately to my left is my lighter, cutter, small box fan, propane tank/outdoor heater, and a plastic sandbox shovel. I think I'd better call MacGyver and see what I can make.

[MajorCaptSilly]

Diet Dr Pepper (in a bottle)
Wallet
Ball point pen
Envelope with notes from work scribbled on it
2 Cell phones
Refrigerator
Refrigerator magnets
Car keys
2 loaves of bread
Portable hard drive
The legs of a dancer (yes, just the legs)

MCS

[Chainsaw13]

My left? My toolbox is to my left...a saw, a screwdrivers, hedge clippers. I may be okay. Now to my right? My gun cabinet!:gn

Just turn around. Problem solved. :D

Me:
Multimeter
Guitar Capo
TPMS sensor
Korean cookbook
Window film
Roomba vaccum remote
Gift Card for a really nice Italian restaurant
Empty Sancho Panza box
Empty humidor

Oh crap, I'm screwed. I guess I could always buy them a nice dinner.

[area51]

42" Flat screen
PS3
Computer Monitor
Laptop
5 Rolling Chairs

I think I'd be alright.

[MedicCook]

2L bottle of Pepsi
A plastic doll house
A bunch of board games
More plastic kid toys

Zombies win.

[jmsremax]

Well I'm sitting at my desk and to my left is:

a pair of dumbbells on the ground
jar of almonds on my desk
torch lighters
humidor
pens/pencils
glass of water
TV
golf clubs
shoes


pretty much everything in my room is to the left since my desk is against the wall (right side) except for alcohol that is on a shelf to my right haha.

[icehog3]

Cell phone
TV remote
Can of Ozium
Cigars
Computer printer
File cabinet
Garbage can
Closet
Plasma TV

There is a 6-D cell Maglite in the closet, I will give it a shot....otherwise, I am ****ed.

[DrDubzz]

I'm in bed, so... my phone, a clock, a lamp and my XD40

I'd be good for about 2 minutes

[icehog3]

I'm in bed, so... my phone, a clock, a lamp and my XD40

I'd be good for about 2 minutes

If I was in bed, it would be my nightstand with my Sig Sauer .45, and I'd be good. :r

[cort]

If I was in bed, it would be my nightstand with my Sig Sauer .45, and I'd be good. :r

and your friendly "night stick";)

[SilverFox]

Hmmmm

Iphone
Camera
Workout Notebook
35 count Xikar travel box
5 Torches (blazer, Xikar, Rhino and two cheapos)
4 cans of Vector fuel
1 bottle of Isopropyl Alcohol
Kershaw Onion
Gerber Tanto
Polar Heart monitor
Two Cordless phones (no wonder I can never find em during the day)
9 Towels
Chinese Takeout menu
Hand sanitizer
2 rolls of red electrical tape
Olfa box cutter
Two rolls of packing tape
3 desktop calculator.

Holy ****...........I think I could build a MacGuiver Nuke.........I beat Zombies

But I really have to clean out my office :r:r

[loki]

Hmmmm

Iphone


no wonder you stopped answering my blackberry messages

[Tripp]

Mostly couch cushions. The best chance I have at defense seems to be an Xbox 360 controller. This won't end well...

[icehog3]

and your friendly "night stick";)

Friendly, I am not so sure. ;)

[SilverFox]

no wonder you stopped answering my blackberry messages

oops.......sorry amigo the Blackberry went Kaput and I changed providers as there idea of a "replacement plan" was a fisher price flip phone.

[J0eybb]

My HK 416 D.....Magpul poster.

[loki]

oops.......sorry amigo the Blackberry went Kaput and I changed providers as there idea of a "replacement plan" was a fisher price flip phone.

i had a feeling it was something like that.

[SvilleKid]

I'll be ok, for a short time only.

Lamp table - can be broken down to a shield and three of four legs for clubs
Battery powered computer speaker - can use it on the cord to swing as makeshift bolo
Renuzit room freshner - Maybe they don't like the smell of apple and cinnamon?
Heavy stone coaster - should be capable of taking at least one zombie out, if thrown accurately)
Empty Pepsi can - ?? maybe tear it in half, have two pieces with sharp, jagged edges. Not good except for up close work, and who wants to get that close to them?
Heavy table lamp - bust bulb out, use the leads for electric shocks

Fall back plan, to buy time to get to more firepower - my wife's Wather's PPK. Will have to make those 7 shots count!

[Skywalker]

MacMini
Dish DVR
Mixture of Blue Rays
LCD TV

I'm screwed!!!:D

[DPD6030]

Pocket knife
OC/CS spray
Taser,
Flashlight
radio
handcuffs
phone,
computer hard drive
telephone
keys
coffee mug

[mariogolbee]

Pocket knife
OC/CS spray
Taser,
Flashlight
radio
handcuffs
phone,
computer hard drive
telephone
keys
coffee mug
Are you in the car dude?

[loki]

Pocket knife
OC/CS spray
Taser,
Flashlight
radio
handcuffs
phone,
computer hard drive
telephone
keys
coffee mug
remind me not to come to your house for a party

[Dooge]

to my left -

TV Remote
Kitkat wrapper
cushion
laptop
foam pool frizbee
pair of pants
water bottle
a la-z-boy recliner
a blanket
a dining room table with matching chairs
another water bottle
pile of laundry
a picture of a foggy night
a pair of flipflops

i should be fine.

[Dooge]

Are you in the car dude?

No, he's in bed. Why do you ask?

[Ashcan Bill]

Hmmm, to my left are 3 desks drawers loaded with typical desk drawer junk.

But, in the bottom drawer, I do believe, wait a minute, why yes! A S&W Model 60 with a box of shells. :D I'm good for 15 minutes or so. :tu

[Drazzil]

One nine millimeter springfield XG with two clips of bullets and another four hundred odd rounds in my closet, and one metal aluminum baseball bat.

[Barcode]

Fish Tank




Good Thing my XD45 is on my hip

[area51]

I'm back in my room and to my left there is a wall. Friends, I would be screwed if a zombie were to come from the right.

[HK3-]

Things to my left that may actually work....

Glass piggy banks about halfway full
Oliva ashtray
yankee candle
flower pot
MRN book
the art of the cigar label book (big like the MRN book)
wired cellphone headset for choking that zombie ars

[Chingas]

Remember. Need to destroy the brain or remove the head from the zombie to beat it. I think a lot more people are screwed than willing to admit! Sorry!

[massphatness]

A lamp
a couple picture frames
an oddly shaped end table
a wooden magazine rack
a coffee mug
two drink coasters

ooooh - a thick metal curtain rod that's pointy at each end

I'm guessing I'm zombie food
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[CigarNut]

Big clunker desk phone (at work)
Big clunger desktop PC
Bowl of steel-cut oats (oatmeal)
Plastic spoon
USB cable
Cup of coffee
Empty paper cup (from coffee, waiting to be recycled)
Steel bookshelf
Several thumb tacks
Crappy cigar a co-worker picked up as a give-away at a conference
iPhone headset
Dry-erase marker

[icehog3]

Pocket knife
OC/CS spray
Taser,
Flashlight
radio
handcuffs
phone,
computer hard drive
telephone
keys
coffee mug

Are you in the car dude?

If he was, he was in the passenger seat. ;)

[lostark374]

in this order.
ashtray
trash can
mini fridge
door
Aristocrat
gun safe



i should be ok

[rizzle]

say you had to defend yourself from zombies using only whats to your left right now...
25lb maine coon/tabby mix
17lb egyption mau/Siberian mix
comcast dvr remote
ps3 controller
netflix dvd
car insurance papers
dvd-rs

yeah i'm pretty much hosed

The Bama game this weekend has got you all shook up, huh. :D

[MajorCaptSilly]

I'm at work:

160GB IDE 2.5'' hard drive
Keyboard for laptop
Battery for laptop
Logitech trackball mouse
2 pens & a pencil
Scotch tape dispenser with 2/3 roll of tape
Reading glasses
Car keys
Phone
Paperwork (lots)

MCS

[pektel]

I'm at work as well.

Phone
Calculator
Cup of pens
30" x 4" piece of 16 guage stainless steel - this would do some damage.

[loki]

The Bama game this weekend has got you all shook up, huh. :D

well, i'm not a fan of mindless lumbering things :D just playing around

[Volcodom]

hmm I may just survive, I have about thirty or forty humans to my immediate right multiple chairs around me and several "escape windows". as for weapons.... let's just say im hosed as everything is computers or bolted down. So im just going to run to my car... ironically to my left about 500 yards away

[Gophernut]

At work.

Old radio
Name tag
Phone
Scissors
Glucose Meter
Spare Insulin pen with Needles, short ones though. Do zombies go into insulin shock?
Blackberry
Chap stick

[rizzle]

well, i'm not a fan of mindless lumbering things :D just playing around

Heh. :r

Looking forward to it, loki. We played y'all every year when I was in school. I've actually got a drawing of the kick we blocked to preserve the 17-16 win at Beaver Stadium in '89 hanging over my desk at work. Two tradition rich, old-school programs. Doesn't get much better. And the rest of the country will see two of the best uniforms in the country on display together, too.

:tu

[sikk50]

13lb weener dog and a cup of coffee....im screwed, niether of these items were listed in the zombie survival guide

[Dooge]

Remember now, cardio is key
@sikk bar the windows and destroy the stairs ;)

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[bscottskangum]

a stack of papers
a box of golf pencils
a beach ball
a bottle of glass cleaner
a rubber door stop
a blue crayola marker

:tu im screwed

[GTsetGO]

umm, my printer, a book, a remote, roll of tape, two remington shotguns and two .40 S&W pistols

i might be good to go.

[Dooge]

Right now is my guitar and my kid...
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[akakirby]

2 3 ring binders and a small note pad.....I am fooked!!

[bonjing]

a small can or sriracha peas:dr at least I won't die hungry :D

[Jbailey]

I look to my left and all I see is a wall. I guess it will keep the zombies at bay.

I got a wall too. Maybe we can team up Andy. :r

[kelmac07]

A few autographed baseball bats...I am good!!