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TXRebel
11-07-2008, 07:44 AM
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.

When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer, it's gonna start any second."

"That's it!" She blows her top, "You jerk! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
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The husband sighed. "Oh crap, it started." :D

dunng
11-07-2008, 07:46 AM
:r :r I know that feeling... :ss

Mugen910
11-07-2008, 08:04 AM
HAHA!!!! Great!!!

icantbejon
11-07-2008, 08:43 AM
Outstanding. It rings an eerily familiar bell.

groogs
11-07-2008, 12:05 PM
I am going to remember that one. I hope my wife appreciates it as much as I do.:r

ucla695
11-07-2008, 12:31 PM
That's a great one!! :r :r :r

kugie
11-07-2008, 12:34 PM
Funny

Tombstone
11-07-2008, 12:51 PM
Lololol

Darrell
11-07-2008, 12:56 PM
Too funny! :r

G G
11-11-2008, 06:01 PM
I like it.:ss

kayaker
11-11-2008, 06:06 PM
My wife almost cracked a smile as I read this one out to her.:D

BirdDok
11-11-2008, 07:36 PM
My wife actually DID crack a smile. She didn't bring me a beer though.:(

My wife almost cracked a smile as I read this one out to her.:D

Squid
11-11-2008, 07:59 PM
That man is living my life!! You would have thought that after being married for 34 years I would have learned how to prepare before it started....NOW I know! :al

Opusfxd
11-11-2008, 08:23 PM
Oh man this is so going to get me slapped!! :r

yourchoice
11-11-2008, 09:07 PM
That is fantastic. I'm going to have to give that a try and see what happens...:bx

TXRebel
11-12-2008, 09:13 AM
That is fantastic. I'm going to have to give that a try and see what happens...:bx

I tried it once, and my next beer came flying out of the kitchen at me. :(

mrreindeer
11-12-2008, 09:16 AM
:r:r:r:r:r:r

theycallmedan'lboone
11-14-2008, 01:28 PM
yup trying this in t-minus 1 hour.