Driver Distracted By Sex Toy!

[GreekGodX]

http://www.freep.com/article/20100826/NEWS07/100826029/

And we thought cell phones and driving were bad :r

At first I thought this was a joke but it wasn't!! Would love to hear some thoughts from our officers on here what their reaction would be if they pulled over someone and this happened..

[BigCat]

Would love to hear some thoughts from our officers on here what their reaction would be if they pulled over someone and this happened..

Probably depends on what she looks like ;)

[Don Fernando]

Probably depends on what she looks like ;)

you can find out here (http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/weird/082510-Woman-Allegedly-Masturbated-to-****-While-Driving)

[elderboy02]

you can find out here (http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/weird/082510-Woman-Allegedly-Masturbated-to-****-While-Driving)

That link doesn't work. She is butt ugly. Here is a better link: http://www.wcpo.com/dpp/news/local_news/water_cooler/Driver-arrested-after-officer-finds-her-distracted-by-adult-toy-during-traffic-stop

[marge796]

:banger Outstanding! :banger

:r


Chris.....

[massphatness]

Was she at Shack?

[ABNMP619]

WOW! Go figure, tint on the windows!!

[GreekGodX]

Mug shots don't do people justice! :r

[GreekGodX]

Probably depends on what she looks like ;)

You pull over Halle Berry and she is "distracted" :xxx

[icehog3]

You pull over Halle Berry and she is "distracted" :xxx

Then I would be "distracted". Perhaps Halle and I could "distract" each other. :)

[Don Fernando]

Tom, you're a nice guy and all, but Halle is mine!

[icehog3]

Tom, you're a nice guy and all, but Halle is mine!

She is, Ferdie? Wait, let me go wake her up and ask her. :)

[Don Fernando]

that's so nice of you Tom, to offer her your guestroom. Thanks.

[Chingas]

Ohio Huh?:D

That girl is Busted Up something fierce!:td:pu

[icehog3]

that's so nice of you Tom, to offer her your guestroom. Thanks.

Yeah, we like to rotate rooms nightly, Ferdie....tonight it will be the laundry room. Oh, that spin cycle. :)

[Don Fernando]

where's that 'ding' button again? :D

[icehog3]

where's that 'ding' button again? :D

Halle invited Beyonce over tonight too, so I may be too tired to post on Saturday. ;)

[Don Fernando]

You're a lucky man Tom. Roseanne Barr and Lisa Lampanelli just called me to see if I had plans for tonight :pu

[icehog3]

You're a lucky man Tom. Roseanne Barr and Lisa Lampanelli just called me to see if I had plans for tonight :pu

Maybe Liza Minnelli can be the guest of honor, Ferdie! :r

[Don Fernando]

I'de rather get arrested for touching myself while driving Tom :D

[icehog3]

I'de rather get arrested for touching myself while driving Tom :D

While driving me where, Ferdie? :r

[Don Fernando]

the airport, to pick up Beyonce.

[elderboy02]

You guys have fun with those. I'll take Carrie Underwood :)

[icehog3]

the airport, to pick up Beyonce.

:wo :wo

[Chingas]

Does anyone remember what this thread was about?:r:r:r:r:r

[Don Fernando]

about Tom and Halle.

[GTS21]

Does anyone remember what this thread was about?:r:r:r:r:r

Something about Bao driving to the Shack.

[MajorCaptSilly]

I can usually wait until I get home.

MCS

[e-man67]

I can usually wait until I get home.

MCS


:r:r:r YIKES!

[shilala]

Halle invited Beyonce over tonight too, so I may be too tired to post on Saturday. ;)
I was buying it right up till the "too tired to post" part.

[spectrrr]

I can usually wait until I get home.

MCS

stories?

[icehog3]

I was buying it right up till the "too tired to post" part.

You were being quite generous, Scott! :r

[Starscream]

What's up with the word "usually", MCS? :confused:
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[MajorCaptSilly]

What's up with the word "usually", MCS? :confused:
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Let's just say, my wife and I.......Let's not say. Nothing to see here.


MCS

[Darrell]

She sounds like a freak!

I like it. :D

[Darrell]

She sounds like a freak!

I like it. :D

I just saw her mugshot. I'd have to pass on her. :r

[hotreds]

http://images2.rdefined.com/d/20050-2/beating_a_dead_horse.gif

or something.........

[icehog3]

I just saw her mugshot. I'd have to pass on her. :r

Maybe the feeling would be mutual? ;)





Sorry, D....had to do it. :r