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Steve
08-24-2010, 06:47 AM
..The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

..The trees are whistling for the dogs.

..The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

..Hot water now comes out of both taps in the sink.

..You can make sun tea instantly.

..You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

..The temperature drops below 95 F (35 C) and you feel a little chilly.

..You discover that in August it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.

..You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.

..You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

..You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

..Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

..You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

..Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

TripleF
08-24-2010, 06:56 AM
:r


check your pm's bro

kelmac07
08-24-2010, 11:05 AM
:r :r :r

loki
08-24-2010, 11:28 AM
the heat is so oppressive i actually saw it drag a guy out of his car and beat him

JaKaacH
08-24-2010, 11:29 AM
I saw a bunch of winos passing around a Dilly Bar!

It is so hot and dry that I found a tick on a catfish!

kydsid
08-24-2010, 11:58 AM
It is so hot that Steve thinks he actually lives in a hot climate. ;) :r :p

Steve
08-24-2010, 12:28 PM
Coming from where you are...you are correct! :D

:r:r

Actually, when I saw this, I immediately thought of TripleF

CBI_2
08-24-2010, 05:05 PM
Cows are giving evaporated milk.

Powers
08-24-2010, 05:07 PM
..Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

:r

thanks for the joke steve! When it gets to be august in Florida, i start sweatin' like a wh*re in church :tu

CBI_2
08-24-2010, 05:11 PM
:r

thanks for the joke steve! When it gets to be august in Florida, i start sweatin' like a wh*re in church :tu
Sooo. Ummmm. How do you know a wh*re sweats in church? :D

GolfNut
08-24-2010, 05:28 PM
Sooo. Ummmm. How do you know a wh*re sweats in church? :D

I'll bite. How?

:r :r

CBI_2
08-24-2010, 06:01 PM
I'll bite. How?

:r :r
:r:r:r

GolfNut
08-24-2010, 07:35 PM
It's so hot here, the fish are knocking on the door, askin' for a drink of water.

GolfNut
08-24-2010, 07:36 PM
Its hotter than a goats ass in a pepper patch

Powers
08-24-2010, 07:37 PM
Sooo. Ummmm. How do you know a wh*re sweats in church? :D

Its a sayin' my Grandpa always said, i don't question it! :r

CBI_2
08-24-2010, 07:45 PM
Its a sayin' my Grandpa always said, i don't question it! :r
That's a big 10-4 there brother. :r

CigarDisciple
08-25-2010, 10:19 AM
I saw a bunch of winos passing around a Dilly Bar!

It is so hot and dry that I found a tick on a catfish!

:r:r:r:tu