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GolfNut
08-18-2010, 08:33 AM
Why did the Melons get married in church?




Because they "Cantaloupe" :r

:hm
kelmac07
08-18-2010, 08:48 AM
:r :r :r
BTcigars
08-18-2010, 03:21 PM
The simple pleasures in life :D
timo
08-18-2010, 03:32 PM
Why did I open this thread?:D:D
mariogolbee
08-18-2010, 03:37 PM
:r:banger
Steve
08-18-2010, 03:46 PM
:r:r
Starscream
08-18-2010, 04:33 PM
That's one of those jokes that's so corny you can't help but laugh.
:r
longknocker
08-18-2010, 04:35 PM
:D:tu
Chingas
08-18-2010, 04:50 PM
That's one of those jokes that's so corny you can't help but laugh.
:r

:tu
GolfNut
08-18-2010, 05:09 PM
Come on now, surely someone must be able to add other stupid "why did" jokes to this thread (please don't call me Shirley).
Skywalker
08-19-2010, 12:37 AM
Why did the Melons get married in church?




Because they "Cantaloupe" :r

:hm


Oh! I see what you did there!!!:rolleyes::r
timo
08-19-2010, 04:10 AM
What did the monkey say when his tail got cut off?

Won't be long now!
KenyanSandBoa
08-19-2010, 11:25 AM
That's one of those jokes that's so corny you can't help but laugh.
:r

:tpd:...I always liked this one:

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?




"Where's my tractor?"



:D
QUAZY50
08-19-2010, 11:28 AM
why was 6 afraid of 7?





Because 7, ATE (8), 9!