Steve
08-03-2010, 12:41 PM
Once again, it's that time of year. The folks from up north come down, play in the surf, and then are shocked that there are actually sharks living in the water they are swimming in. A couple of days ago a lady from Pennsylvania told her son that it was safe to swim at the beach because, as she told the paper "I remember telling my son that sharks are out deep and there’s nothing to be scared of.” She ended up getting bit on the arm and taking 150 stitches. I'm really sorry that she was bitten, but come on. It's where they live, and I have see sharks in mere inches of water.
Anyway, in honor of our I Pennsylvania Shark Expert...
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Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me, son." the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.
"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did.
"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did.
"Now we eat everybody." And they did.
When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"
His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the crap inside!"
Anyway, in honor of our I Pennsylvania Shark Expert...
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Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me, son." the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.
"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did.
"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did.
"Now we eat everybody." And they did.
When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"
His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the crap inside!"