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icehog3
07-20-2010, 01:40 PM
On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"

So God agreed.......

On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."

The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"

And God agreed......

On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years, how about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"

And God agreed again......

On the fourth day, God created humans and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."

But the human said, "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God. "You asked for it."

So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service.

Old Sailor
07-20-2010, 01:48 PM
So true!!!:r:r:r

bvilchez
07-20-2010, 01:59 PM
I wish I could re-live the first twenty again

bsmokin
07-20-2010, 02:01 PM
This is awesome. Thanks Tom! :tu

G G
07-20-2010, 02:03 PM
:tu

Jack1000
07-20-2010, 02:05 PM
Unfortunately that is all correct.

CheapHumidors
07-20-2010, 02:49 PM
LMAO nice

ade06
07-20-2010, 02:54 PM
LOL

mahtofire
07-20-2010, 05:24 PM
I like it! Good one.....

Ogre
07-20-2010, 05:49 PM
How true it is!!!!!

ChicagoWhiteSox
07-20-2010, 06:03 PM
Nice one Tom:r:r

bigdix
07-20-2010, 06:18 PM
True enough!:xxx

KenS
07-20-2010, 07:07 PM
F'ing cow

Gophernut
07-21-2010, 11:18 AM
I wish I could re-live the first twenty again

:tpd: