Worst movie ever

[Parshooter]

Minnie & Moskowitz
Terrible acting, bad plot (if you can call it that)
Poor direction
And for some reason it got a 7.5 out of 10 on IMDB.

[JE3146]

Ughh.. no.


This is :r

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0270846/

[ridenlive]

i have one for you"Paranormal Activity". The camera was moving around sound much it made me sick just like in Blair witch project. I'm so pist i spent 20 bucks on that movie.

[VirtualSmitty]

This is worse (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060666/)

[Jbailey]

This is worse (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060666/)

It's even hard to watch with the help of MST3K!

""Manos: The Hands of Fate" was filmed on location in a vacant lot. " :r

[Mugen910]

The worst movie I've ever seen? hmm IDK it's a toss up between Mercury Rising (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120749/) and Ultraviolet (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0370032/)

[Kreth]

Napoleon Dynamite, I Heart Huckabees, anything with DiCraprio or Penn.
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[T.G]

Plan 9 From Outer Space, followed closely by every other movie that Ed Wood ever made, and Uwe Boll's movies taking up a solid 3rd.

Howard The Duck, Zardoz, SWE-I: The Phantom Menace, and any number of Blacksploitation films all get honorable mentions.

[NeuRon]

anything with DiCraprio

Its a good thing that he is one of the best actors of the last 15 years or so..

[Darrell]

Plan 9 From Outer Space, followed closely by every other movie that Ed Wood ever made.

:bs

Ed Wood movies are great! I love Bride of the Monster. Let's not forget Orgy of the Dead. I can do without Glen or Glenda though, it's a snoozer.

Its a good thing that he is one of the best actors of the last 15 years or so..

Yeah, seriously. He's a phenomenal actor, I don't think I've hated a single movie he starred in. :2

[Jbailey]

I highly suggest "S. Darko" as one of the worst movies I've ever seen!

[Darrell]

I highly suggest "S. Darko" as one of the worst movies I've ever seen!

No argument here, I turned it off 1/2 way through.

[T.G]

:bs

Ed Wood movies are great! I love Bride of the Monster. Let's not forget Orgy of the Dead. I can do without Glen or Glenda though, it's a snoozer.


Hey, I find Ed Woods movies to be great fun to watch also, but it's because they are so wrechedly bad that they become enjoyable again.

The question was "Worst Movie" not "Worst Movie you hated"

[Jbailey]

No argument here, I turned it off 1/2 way through.

I watched it till the end. I kept saying "ok this has to get better/make sense. I loved when I looked the movie up later and found this.

"Donnie Darko's writer and director, Richard Kelly, has stated that he has no involvement with S. Darko. He stated "To set the record straight, here's a few facts I'd like to share with you all—I haven't read this script. I have absolutely no involvement with this production, nor will I ever be involved.""

It was a fan of the first movie who thought it would be a good idea to make a sequel. :td

[Darrell]

The question was "Worst Movie" not "Worst Movie you hated"

Touche.

I submit to you, the worst movie I've ever seen:

The Janitor (2003) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0373040/)

[icehog3]

Napoleon Dynamite, I Heart Huckabees, anything with DiCraprio or Penn.
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So

The Departed
State of Grace
Gangs of New York
Mystic River
Fast Times at Ridgemont High

etc, etc,, are the "worst movies ever"? C'mon.


I don't care for Sting, for instance, but I wouldn't say all of his albums are the "worst albums ever" just because I don't care for Sting.

[T.G]

BTW, D. I should have also put "most Godzilla movies" on that list.

And I love Godzilla movies.

[ade06]

Men who stare at goats is hands down the worst movie ever. Next would be fear and loathing in Las Vegas (unless maybe you're on drugs).

[Lear31MX]

anything with Steven Seagal, I can not stand his movies

[SaltyMcGee]

So

The Departed
State of Grace
Gangs of New York
Mystic River
Fast Times at Ridgemont High

etc, etc,, are the "worst movies ever"? C'mon.


Adding to the list:
Dead Man Walking
The Basketball Diaries
Milk
Later episodes of Growing Pains (:r)
The Game
Blood Diamond

These are really the worst movies ever made? :rolleyes:

Now, I will put a vote in for "Heaven's Prisoners." It's still the only movie I've ever walked out of in the middle. I'm pretty patient but this one sucked!

[Mugen910]

Adding to the list:
Dead Man Walking
The Basketball Diaries
Milk
Later episodes of Growing Pains (:r)
The Game
Blood Diamond

These are really the worst movies ever made? :rolleyes:

Now, I will put a vote in for "Heaven's Prisoners." It's still the only movie I've ever walked out of in the middle. I'm pretty patient but this one sucked!

what's eating gilbert grape. :tu

[Jbailey]

what's eating gilbert grape. :tu

"Burger Barn Gilbert!!!"

[Darrell]

anything with Steven Seagal, I can not stand his movies

How dare you spit such venom? :td

[Kreth]

So

The Departed
If I'd been in a theater, I would have departed.
State of Grace
Missed it.
Gangs of New York
Gary Oldman saved this movie, IMO.
Mystic River
10 minutes: ZZZZZZZZZ
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Jennifer Jason Leigh, end of story.

I don't care for Sting, for instance, but I wouldn't say all of his albums are the "worst albums ever" just because I don't care for Sting.
Fair enough. But I find it very difficult to enjoy a movie featuring either of those two.
Adding to the list:
Dead Man Walking
Not a fan.
The Basketball Diaries
I'll wait for the book. ;)
Milk
Didn't bother. No interest in Harvey Milk's life and it featured Penn.
The Game
I know nothing about this film.
Blood Diamond
Sorry, I don't buy DiCaprio as an action hero. I keep waiting for someone to slap him and take his lunch money. Djimon Huntsu (sp?) was pretty good, though.
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[longknocker]

How dare you spit such venom? :td

I Agree, Darrell; I've Seen Every One Of His!:banger:tu

[Eleven]

I instinctively avoid bad movies, its like a 6th sense. But here are a couple memorable stinkers:

Intersection (remake)

The Keep

Magnolia

And this one I am adding for my wife, I personally loved the movie but when I finally talked her into watching it, as the end credits began to roll she actually said "Are you joking? Thats it? I kept waiting on something to happen and now its OVER?!?!??!":

The Big Kahuna.

Those other 3 I listed, I was actually saddened that I lost that time spent watching those and could never get it back. I mourned my lost time :(

[OLS]

watched it last night, Quantum Apacolypse.
Threw it in the trash 42 mins in. I am sure it got MUCH worse.

[T.G]

Jeff,

Gary Oldman wasn't in Gangs of New York. Were you thinking of Daniel Day-Lewis ("The Butcher") possibly?

PS: The Game is really good, and it's mostly Michael Douglas, Penn's part isn't that big.


PPS: How about Reservoir Dogs?

[Darrell]

Magnolia


I LOVE Magnolia.

[T.G]

PPS: How about Reservoir Dogs?

Scratch that question. Just remembered that was his brother.

[Kreth]

Jeff,

Gary Oldman wasn't in Gangs of New York. Were you thinking of Daniel Day-Lewis ("The Butcher") possibly?
Ouch! Let's chalk that one up to CRS. :r
PS: The Game is really good, and it's mostly Michael Douglas, Penn's part isn't that big.
I may check it out. Michael Douglas is pretty good, although I think his best movies are behind him.
PPS: How about Reservoir Dogs?
Wrong Penn. ;) Reservoir Dogs is actually one of my favorite movies.
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[Darrell]

Wrong Penn. ;) Reservoir Dogs is actually one of my favorite movies.
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Phew. I almost lost all faith in you, Jeff. :D

[icehog3]

Jeff,

Gary Oldman wasn't in Gangs of New York. Were you thinking of Daniel Day-Lewis ("The Butcher") possibly?



I thought Jeff was saying Gary Oldman saved "State of Grace"....he definitely stole the show.

Jeff, U understand the point about not enjoying movies where you don't like the performer...but the topic isn't "movies you don't enjoy", it is "Worst movies ever".

[T.G]

I thought Jeff was saying Gary Oldman saved "State of Grace"....he definitely stole the show.

Jeff, U understand the point about not enjoying movies where you don't like the performer...but the topic isn't "movies you don't enjoy", it is "Worst movies ever".

I read the responses as belonging to the quote directly above them.

State of Grace was "Missed it"

Gangs of New York was the Gary Oldman comment.


Jeff. what say you?

[Kreth]

Jeff, U understand the point about not enjoying movies where you don't like the performer...but the topic isn't "movies you don't enjoy", it is "Worst movies ever".
Point conceded.

I read the responses as belonging to the quote directly above them.

State of Grace was "Missed it"

Gangs of New York was the Gary Oldman comment.


Jeff. what say you?
Yeah, I was thinkng Oldman played The Butcher. Been a while since I saw GoNY.
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[blugill]

Brown Bunny

[SaltyMcGee]

Oh oh! I take it back!

Battlefield Earth is totally the worst movie I've seen!

[VirtualSmitty]

Yeah, seriously. He's a phenomenal actor, I don't think I've hated a single movie he starred in. :2

I take it you've never seen him in Romeo and Juliet (modern day mixed with old English, brilliant!) or The Man in the Iron Mask? Total garbage flicks.

Some other stinkers that come to mind: The Fog, Suburban Commando (horrible, but awesomely horrible), Robocop 3.

[md4958]

Kazam

[kugie]

Barton Fink

[bscottskangum]

Batman & Robin (1997) horrible movie....

[icehog3]

I take it you've never seen him in Romeo and Juliet (modern day mixed with old English, brilliant!) or The Man in the Iron Mask? Total garbage flicks.

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He has definitely been in some stinkers, Joe....but he has been in some great flicks too. He may have not even been the reason the films with him that I enjoyed were good...I liked Daniel Day Lewis much better in "Gangs of New York", and Mark Wahlberg better in "The Departed", but those certainly weren't "bad" movies regardless of DiCaprio.

[BigCat]

Clifford with Martin Short...I was 12 and I wanted to leave the theater.

And I'd say Dicaprio has been pretty damn good (other than in Titanic). He was great in the Departed.

[Hudaddy]

Windtalkers. Hands down, the worst war movie ever.

[VirtualSmitty]

He has definitely been in some stinkers, Joe....but he has been in some great flicks too. He may have not even been the reason the films with him that I enjoyed were good...I liked Daniel Day Lewis much better in "Gangs of New York", and Mark Wahlberg better in "The Departed", but those certainly weren't "bad" movies regardless of DiCaprio.

Oh I don't dislike DiCaprio at all, i've especially liked his more recent work. But he has done a few movies i've flat out hated. Those two being the worst offenders i've seen.

Here's another stinker for you guys, "Ghosts of Mars". Whoever thought zombies on mars with a lead role going to Ice Cube was a good idea ought to have their head checked :r

[md4958]

Batman & Robin (1997) horrible movie....

Actually, I forgot about this one. This was the only movie Ive ever walked out of half way, ever.

[fhrblig]

The only movie I've ever walked out of was the new version of Hairspray, and that's saying something because I've seen "Battlefield: Earth" in the theater and DIDN'T walk out. :r

Hairspray was just awful. I'm not a fan of musicals in the first place, but this was just painful to watch in so many ways. Skip it and watch the original one instead, it's muuuuuuch better.

[icehog3]

Here's another stinker for you guys, "Ghosts of Mars". Whoever thought zombies on mars with a lead role going to Ice Cube was a good idea ought to have their head checked :r

:r :r

[Mr.Erskine]

Worst movie for me... It's a tie, I guess

Cry Baby
The Aviator

[Patrick B]

Some memorable crap movies I've seen recently - Avatar, A-Team remake, GI Joe remake, Shutter Island. It's been quite a while since I've seen a new movie I really enjoyed. The last was probably Body of Lies...

[BeerAdvocate]

Avatar, GI Joe, and Shutter Island was crap!
I liked the new A-Team movie.

[shilala]

The first half of the latest King Kong movie was awful. If not for the amazing cgi in the second half, the whole movie was crap.
Jack Black was cast horribly and the editing clearly cut out whatever storyline they were trying to build. The 76'ish Kong was way better, all in all.
I like most movies, even if they basically suck. Most at least have something going for them, at least something to appreciate art-wise.
Kong was so poorly done by top professionals that it probably deserves the worst ever moniker.

[Starscream]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III

[Chingas]

You want a Worst Movie...I have tons, Since I love old school B Horror. You really want to slit wrists and choke on your own disgust, check this movie out:

"The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made"

They actually use ketchup for blood and tinfoil for swords...Priceless!

[md4958]

A-Team remake,

Any movie with Jessica Biel cant be all that bad


I liked the new A-Team movie.

maybe you guys would like "The a-Team" movie better! :r:r
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1mopepCwG4

[Gophernut]

Caddyshack II Couldn't find one redeeming moment in the movie.

[DocLogic77]

The worst movie I've ever seen? hmm IDK it's a toss up between Mercury Rising (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120749/) and Ultraviolet (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0370032/)

I love Mercury Rising.

[Prozac_Puros]

one word...






Ishtar

[Mr. Ed]

Oh oh! I take it back!

Battlefield Earth is totally the worst movie I've seen!

:tpd:

It was the 2nd time I watched it when I realized the aliens (Travolta and Whitaker) were wearing giant metallic codpieces.

[cricky101]

I'm a Matt Damon fan, but I thought "The Informant" was painful to watch. Sooooo Slooooowwwwww...

[ActionAndy]

The Number 23 with Jim Carrey made me want to smear a death note on the wall in my own feces. Just absurdly bad.

That's the worst "mainstream" movie I've ever seen; I think B-movies and campy flicks should be out of the running. They're sort of intended to hit very small niche audiences, right?

[Chingas]

The Number 23 with Jim Carrey made me want to smear a death note on the wall in my own feces. Just absurdly bad.

That's the worst "mainstream" movie I've ever seen; I think B-movies and campy flicks should be out of the running. They're sort of intended to hit very small niche audiences, right?

Dude. I loved that movie. But then again I like weird thought provocative movies like eternal sunshine, in the mouth of madness, pi etc.

[Starscream]

Glen or Glenda sucked @$$.

[s15driftking]

Idiocracy

Bangkok Dangerous

[JaKaacH]

Caught in the Crossfire

[hotreds]

Can't comment on "ever" but I've seen some stinkers in my time. Avatar most recently.

[jmsremax]

Going Overboard with Adam Sandler is the worst movie I've ever seen.

[icantbejon]

Oh oh! I take it back!

Battlefield Earth is totally the worst movie I've seen!

:tpd::tpd::tpd:

This is an absolutely terrible movie. There are no redeeming qualities in this at all.

It is closely followed up by The Post Man. :bh

[icehog3]

Going Overboard with Adam Sandler is the worst movie I've ever seen.

Reign Over Me was pretty awful too.

[Lucky_Hippo]

Summer of Sam

[aich75013]

I'm a Matt Damon fan, but I thought "The Informant" was painful to watch. Sooooo Slooooowwwwww...

Same here. This was one of the few movies I couldn't finish watching.

[Mugen910]

Avatar, GI Joe, and Shutter Island was crap!
I liked the new A-Team movie.

I liked GI Joe...mindless fun.