Tiger Woods Divorce Settlement?

[BlackDog]

Has anyone heard this? Is it true? Holy cow. :jd

Elin Nordegren Gets $750M, Custody of Kids in Exchange for Silence in Tiger Woods Divorce
Published June 30, 2010
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Tiger Woods is banned from letting girlfriends near his kids in a divorce deal netting his ex a record $750 million settlement, The Sun reported Wednesday.

The golfer agreed to keep single women away from daughter Sam, three, and son Charlie, one.

He can bring a new flame into their lives only if he marries her. In return, former wife Elin Nordegren ,30, gets the biggest payout ever seen in a celebrity divorce.

MORE... (http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/06/30/elin-nordegren-gets-m-custody-kids-exchange-silence-tiger-woods-divorce/?test=faces)

[Lear31MX]

Wow good for her. 750M, that will buy a lot of drivers:D

[shilala]

Someone should sit Tiger down and tell him to hold his pen till he simmers down.
Maybe she's due every dime, and that's great. I could care less about that.
But not allowed to bring his girlfriend around his kids? Not in a million years would I ever agree to that.
She has him over an emotional barrel, and he should wait it out till he stables up a bit.

[Kreth]

I'll believe it when it's reported by a real news agency. ;)
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[Lear31MX]

Did you see some of the women he was sleeping around with, I wouldn't want them around my kids

[E.J.]

750M....:r Has he even earned that much total since they have been married?

Being that is about 7.5(1M) times bigger than the Spielberg settlement and 4.5 times bigger than Michael Jordan's(168M)....I don't believe it.....

(edit for spelling and to add the numbers)

[BlackDog]

I'll believe it when it's reported by a real news agency. ;)
Well OK then. How about Hot Mamma Gossip? (http://www.hotmommagossip.com/2010/06/30/tiger-woods-agrees-to-girlfriend-ban-around-children-in-divorce-settlement/) :r

[GreekGodX]

I'd have her killed before I paid $750 million :r

[captain53]

750M....:r Has he even earned that much total since they have been married?

Being that is about 7.5 times bigger than the Speilberg settlement and 4.5 times bigger than Michael Jordans....I don't believe it.....

DAh - he is one of the largest if not the largest private investor in GOOGLE since its inception among a few other successful endeavors. Yes - he can write the check.

[Lear31MX]

I'd have her killed before I paid $750 million :r

LMAO when I read that:D

[gvarsity]

Considering his estimate total net worth is estimated as low as 600m up to 900m there is no way in hell he would give all or almost all of his money to his ex-wife. I could see 450m at the outside. If for no other reason he hates to lose and this would be an unprecedented capitulation. Just not his style.

[E.J.]

DAh - he is one of the largest if not the largest private investor in GOOGLE since its inception among a few other successful endeavors. Yes - he can write the check.

No....he can't write a check....

[kelmac07]

This has got to be BS!!!

[stewshi]

No way he will be able to keep the girlfriends away from the kids wonder what the penalty would be if she found out?

Imagine if he can afford a 750 mil divorce how much this guy is really worth.

[forgop]

I'll believe it when it's reported by a real news agency. ;)
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People like this won't declare it as true unless it comes out of Olbermann's mouth or it's on huffingtonpost.com.

[elderboy02]

I'll believe it when it's reported by a real news agency. ;)
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Fox News is the best :tu

Don't know who you are waiting on to report it.

[forgop]

Fox News is the best :tu

Don't know who you are waiting on to report it.

See my post above. :r

[elderboy02]

See my post above. :r

:r :tu

[HK3-]

Imagine the stogie stash you could purchase with those duckets!

[elderboy02]

What the hell does she need 750M for? I mean seriously...

[shilala]

Imagine the stogie stash you could purchase with those duckets!
Dood, you could stash a TON of stogies, and even buy a hot sauce store!!! :tu

[jmsremax]

Considering his estimate total net worth is estimated as low as 600m up to 900m there is no way in hell he would give all or almost all of his money to his ex-wife. I could see 450m at the outside. If for no other reason he hates to lose and this would be an unprecedented capitulation. Just not his style.

Where did you get this information? I wouldn't be surprised if Tiger is worth over $1 billion; hence why he had to cough up $750M.

[ChicagoWhiteSox]

750, damn.:tf

[ChicagoWhiteSox]

I wish I was a divorce attorney:D

[kenstogie]

Why are women "entitled" to so much of someone elses money? For the kids I understand but she didn't earn it. Just because your "accustomed to a style of living" is horse$h!t in my eyes. As Chris Rock said "If I eat a resteraunt for a week I get accostomed to having steak, but when I go home they don't owe me a filet mignon"

[poker]

What the hell does she need 750M for? I mean seriously...

Maybe she wants to buy each of the kids a Mayback like this wingnut :D

http://thenewschronicle.com/diddy-buys-son-360k-maybach-sports-car-birthday/012602801/

[e-man67]

Maybe she wants to buy each of the kids a Mayback like this wingnut :D

http://thenewschronicle.com/diddy-buys-son-360k-maybach-sports-car-birthday/012602801/

P-diddy is THE biggest Dousche in the world...Can't stand that guy.

[ucla695]

It's the price for her silence. :)

[Lear31MX]

P-diddy is THE biggest Dousche in the world...Can't stand that guy.

I couldn't agree with you more on the diddy dousche topic:D

Why do divorce cost so much?
because there worth it. (Willy Nelson)

[shilala]

Why do divorces cost so much?
Because they're worth it. (Willy Nelson)
QFT.
I've been divorced for five years and my ex wife just came over to explain to me that she's somehow entitled to something that's mine. She was really loud about it, and as it turns out, I lie a lot. So she's gonna go read the divorce papers and do bad things to me.
There is NO amount of money in the world that could shut that woman's mouth. 750M would be cheap if I had it. :D

[captain53]

It's the price for her silence. :)

:tpd: Exactly

[Kreth]

People like this won't declare it as true unless it comes out of Olbermann's mouth or it's on huffingtonpost.com.
Actually, I'd be less skeptical if it was corroborated by *anyone* but Faux News. Glad you feel qualified to judge me, though. :rolleyes:
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[ChicagoWhiteSox]

:rolleyes:

[Lear31MX]

QFT.
There is NO amount of money in the world that could shut that woman's mouth. 750M would be cheap if I had it. :D

:D:r

[ade06]

That is a crazy high amount of loot. I wonder why the article didn't mention any child custody settlement amount. I guess you don't need separate money for the kids when you have $750 mm. I sure hope Tiger starts winning some tournaments again.

[BlackDog]

Maybe he can start doing promotional ads for Tide, Purex and All. "This is what it looks like when you've been cleaned out."

[icehog3]

Maybe he can start doing promotional ads for Tide, Purex and All. "This is what it looks like when you've been cleaned out."

Maybe he will end up doing an ad for Sig Sauer. ;)

[forgop]

Actually, I'd be less skeptical if it was corroborated by *anyone* but Faux News. Glad you feel qualified to judge me, though. :rolleyes:
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Why not? You sure seem entitled to judge Fox News.

[BlackDog]

Here is another news source:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/3035261/Tiger-Woods-banned-from-letting-girlfriends-near-kids-in-divorce-deal.html

[icehog3]

Why not? You sure seem entitled to judge Fox News.

Let's all leave the drama for NBC. ;)

[awsmith4]

Let's all leave the drama for NBC. ;)

I thought it was TNT that knows drama :D

[taltos]

What the hell does she need 750M for? I mean seriously...Revenge and silence.

[icehog3]

I thought it was TNT that knows drama :D

The Asylum has seen its fair share the last couple weeks........lots of petty arguments about nothing.

[T.G]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/picture.php?albumid=511&pictureid=4324

[awsmith4]

The Asylum has seen its fair share the last couple weeks........lots of petty arguments about nothing.

Must be that time of the month...

[BC-Axeman]

What's NBC?

[SmokeyJoe]

I don't get it... how does this news (reported - who knows if it is entirely factual) cause the good inmates of CA - BOTL - to take shots at each other?

What difference does Tiger's divorce make to any of us that would precipitate a loss of civility here?

As I said... I don't get it. My :2

[kenstogie]

lots of petty arguments about nothing.
I can only imagine what the Admiral has seen, although I will choose to remain blissfully ignorant. Thanks for being a mod. errrr I mean the mod :tu

[awsmith4]

Back on topic...

Tiger is getting what he deserves, he didn't just cheat on his wife, he destroyed his family. As for the girlfriend thing, I believe it is imperative a future wife spend time with the children, if she is not stepmother worthy she ain't worth marrying.

[alwayslit]

I'd have her killed before I paid $750 million :r
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[Genetic Defect]

yippy

[HK3-]

I have two boxes of esplendidos that I brought back from cuba....... ;s:banger

[longknocker]

I have two boxes of esplendidos that I brought back from cuba....... ;s:banger

Not Again!!!:bh:r

[Blueface]

All can rest now.
Seems many more news networks are now confirming this story, although some are saying actual settlement may be less than this rumored amount.

At the end of the day, who really truly cares?
Won't make me any healthier, richer or happier.
My life still goes on as it ever did.

[icehog3]

At the end of the day, who really truly cares?
Won't make me any healthier, richer or happier.
My life still goes on as it ever did.

Unless Elin is looking for a Cuban squeeze. ;)

[pnoon]

Singing . . . .

Elin's got a squeeze box. Carlos never sleeps at night.
He goes . .


Nevermind. :D
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[BlackDog]

Singing . . . .

Elin's got a squeeze box. Carlos never sleeps at night.
He goes . .


Nevermind. :D
:r :r :r

[Blueface]

Unless Elin is looking for a Cuban squeeze. ;)

I would take her in a heartbeat.
Not sure what method Clara will then use to kill me but I sure as heck would take Elin.

[icehog3]

I would take her in a heartbeat.
Not sure what method Clara will then use to kill me but I sure as heck would take Elin.

Can I have Elin if Clara goes berserk? :r

[longknocker]

Can I have Elin if Clara goes berserk? :r

Mila Would Be Upset!:D

[pnoon]

Mila Would Be Upset!:D

I'll console her. :)

[longknocker]

I'll console her. :)

:r:tu

[icehog3]

Mila Would Be Upset!:D

Mila is Ryan's heartthrob. ;)

I'll console her. :)

You console Mila, Elin can console me with her eleventy billion dollars. :)

[BlackDog]

Mila is Ryan's heartthrob. ;)



You console Mila, Elin can console me with her eleventy billion dollars. :)

OK, so thus far in this thread we've got a jilted murderous wife, a dead husband, and at least three philanderous husbands. That's gotta be worth about 5 billion dollars at the new "Tiger" exchange rate. :xxx

[ChicagoWhiteSox]

http://thugtooth.net/images/tiger_woods_motivational_poster.jpg

[Skywalker]

I wish I was a divorce attorney:D

I wish I was divorcing Tiger!!!:D

[Blueface]

I wish I was divorcing Tiger!!!:D

Maybe I am getting too money hungry but man if you wish you were divorcing him, then I wish I was now marrying him.:r
There is still lots more money to come out of that cash cow.

[BlackDog]

Maybe I am getting too money hungry but man if you wish you were divorcing him, then I wish I was now marrying him.:r
There is still lots more money to come out of that cash cow.
Absolutely. The line to be the next Mrs. Woods is going to be very long.

[BigCat]

Absolutely. The line to be the next Mrs. Woods is going to be very long.

Something tells me the next Mrs. Woods is going to sign an air tight pre-nup.

[icantbejon]

Something tells me the next Mrs. Woods is going to sign an air tight pre-nup.

Without a doubt...his lawyers know his true colors now. They won't let any discrepancy pass. There might as well not be a next Mrs. Woods. Tiger should just stay himself and be the man-whore he is. He'll be happier and more wealthy in the long run.

[HK3-]

Dont hate the player, hate the game. :banger

[Genetic Defect]

I'll console her. :)

PS3?

[gvarsity]

Woods and Elin have a pre-nuptial agreement. Granted he is going to pay more than the pre-nup requires for her to disappear but I just can't believe this 750 million dollar number.

[stewshi]

Without a doubt...his lawyers know his true colors now. They won't let any discrepancy pass. There might as well not be a next Mrs. Woods. Tiger should just stay himself and be the man-whore he is. He'll be happier and more wealthy in the long run.

Hopefully he goes back to being himself cause right now his golf game is suffering and he isn't going to earn much more the way he's playing.

2011 Headline: Tiger Woods net worth $50 mil - Elin net worth $1 billion

[Lear31MX]

you'll lose more money chasing women.

you'll lose less women chasing money.

[GreekGodX]

Reports now are saying $100 million.

[icehog3]

Reports now are saying $100 million.

How will she ever survive? :rolleyes:

[Kreth]

How will she ever survive? :rolleyes:
Coupons.
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[icehog3]

Coupons.
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And Ramen noodles.

[Kreth]

And Ramen noodles.
She might have to cut back on the PPV too.
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[icehog3]

She might have to cut back on the PPV too.
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I can see a Netflix rental once or twice a week, but you're right...no more PPV.

[markem]

I can see a Netflix rental once or twice a week, but you're right...no more PPV.

Probably can't afford the golf channel anymore either :r

[icehog3]

Probably can't afford the golf channel anymore either :r

Than where shall she find her next meal tick...I mean husband?

[awsmith4]

Than where shall she find her next meal tick...I mean husband?


With ESPN she can scan all the dating pools at once

[icehog3]

With ESPN she can scan all the dating pools at once

But can she afford cable with only 100-750 million? :confused:

[awsmith4]

But can she afford cable with only 100-750 million? :confused:

I didn't think of that...maybe she can steal SI from the waiting room of the welfare office

[icehog3]

I didn't think of that...maybe she can steal SI from the waiting room of the welfare office

Or spend weekends pretending to shop in the Best Buy TV department.

[Kreth]

But can she afford cable with only 100-750 million? :confused:
She'll have to get by with basic cable.
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[icehog3]

She'll have to get by with basic cable.
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I guess the rabbit ears don't work anymore, so basic cable is the minimum.

[T.G]

I guess the rabbit ears don't work anymore, so basic cable is the minimum.

She could get a free-to-air satellite system. Once you buy the receiver and dish, all the channels are free. Might even be able to pick up one of those old style 10' dishes off craigslist for cheap.


BTW - anyone haver her number? Rite-Aid is closing out top ramen at 70% off, I wanted to let her know.

[icehog3]

She could get a free-to-air satellite system. Once you buy the receiver and dish, all the channels are free. Might even be able to pick up one of those old style 10' dishes off craigslist for cheap.


BTW - anyone haver her number? Rite-Aid is closing out top ramen at 70% off, I wanted to let her know.

She couldn't afford her cell service any more, but I have her snailer.

[Kreth]

BTW - anyone haver her number? Rite-Aid is closing out top ramen at 70% off, I wanted to let her know.
I don't know her number, but you could shoot her an e-mail: tiger_tamer@gmail.com.
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[icehog3]

I don't know her number, but you could shoot her an e-mail: tiger_tamer@gmail.com.
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She had to cancel her internet service, $29.99 a month was eating into her hundred millions too fast.

[T.G]

She had to cancel her internet service, $29.99 a month was eating into her hundred millions too fast.

I think there are some charity internet programs she can apply for.

[icehog3]

I think there are some charity internet programs she can apply for.

She can use mine if she wants to come by and do some weeding in the backyard.

[T.G]

She can use mine if she wants to come by and do some weeding in the backyard.

That would only work for hanging planters, I head she doesn't like to spend much time on her knees.

[Chingas]

Damn... You bastards are so cold! It's hard enough to wake up, have her servant slip her tiger, I mean, leopard haired sandals on and actually Walking across 18 wings to get her breakfast. Now you want her to weed?

She's obviously gonna have to settle for a trailer out side of the gulf oil spill zone if she plans on keeping the luxuries she's been used too. Do you think she can boil water on her own? Maybe spend some of that cash on life lessons.

[T.G]

She's obviously gonna have to settle for a trailer out side of the gulf oil spill zone if she plans on keeping the luxuries she's been used too. Do you think she can boil water on her own? Maybe spend some of that cash on life lessons.

How is she going to be able to boil water? I heard she couldn't afford electricity, gas or propane service anymore. She'll have to get one of those funky solar reflector emergency cookers like we sent crates of to Haiti after the earthquake.

[Chingas]

Remember science class in 5th grade? Sun and tin foil cooks a hot dog. Maybe there's a cool way to boil water. But wait... Stupid me, Tiger keeps the Pots!

[T.G]

She won't be able to afford hot dogs, only scrapple.

[BlackDog]

Geez, you guys are cold. She got royally hosed over by her husband, who played up the "clean cut family man" identity to help make his hundreds of millions. I'd say she deserves a very significant piece of that pie. She's beautiful, and now wealthy and single. And I dare say she's pretty smart. Not a bad package if you can get your hands on it.

Of course, like Carlos said, I'm not sure which method my wife would use to kill me. ;)

[Ashcan Bill]

And don't forget, Tiger's still worth half a billion or so. Methinks the economy is going to improve for working girls everywhere real soon. :rolleyes:

[T.G]

And don't forget, Tiger's still worth half a billion or so. Methinks the economy is going to improve for working girls everywhere real soon. :rolleyes:

Except for Elin. She'll be reduced to clipping coupons and going out to eat will mean the 39-cent taco night at Taco Bell. Probably have to ask for a water cup and sneak it full of soda when no one is looking too.

[Chingas]

Sneaking it full of soda. That's hilarious. Great work brother.

[Ashcan Bill]

Except for Elin. She'll be reduced to clipping coupons and going out to eat will mean the 39-cent taco night at Taco Bell. Probably have to ask for a water cup and sneak it full of soda when no one is looking too.

Hey, she could always go back to being a nanny. It turned out to be a pretty lucrative career path last time around.

[T.G]

If the following article is correct, Elin might not have to resort to stealing ketchup packets and napkins from McDonald's and living on Mac N' Cheese made with water instead of milk (because milk is so expensive), and Carlos might just have to put away the bottle of Sex Panther Cologne.

http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/Let-s-hold-off-on-this-whole-750-million-Tiger-?urn=golf,252866