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Steve
06-18-2010, 10:02 AM
These days there's dudes gettin' facials, manicured, waxed and botoxed. With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands you can't grip a tackle box.

Yeah, with all of these men linein' up to get neutered it's hip now to be feminized. I don't highlight my hair, I've still got a pair. Yeah, honey I'm still a guy.

Oh my eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh thank god, I'm still a guy.

Happy Friday all!

:ss

BlackDog
06-18-2010, 10:20 AM
"The lady doth protest too much, methinks." ~ Shakespeare

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/2010-06-13_Fishing%20Projects/2010-06-13_Fishing%20Projects%20003.jpg

hotreds
06-18-2010, 10:20 AM
http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/4500/John-Edwards--4864.jpg

Steve
06-18-2010, 10:22 AM
"The lady doth protest too much, methinks." ~ Shakespeare

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/2010-06-13_Fishing%20Projects/2010-06-13_Fishing%20Projects%20003.jpg

:r:r

Steve
06-18-2010, 10:23 AM
http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/4500/John-Edwards--4864.jpg

:eek: :jd

neoflex
06-18-2010, 10:41 AM
I joke with my wife all the time making fun of all the younger guys wearing nut hugger jeans and super tight shirts with the overly large V-Necks showing there bony chests. Can't see how that is comfortable.. Last thing I want is the feeling like my junk is in a vice all day. I also ask her what is up with the younger generation females where they think all these feminine guys are attractive. I remember when girls liked you because you looked rugged and were built not because you could fit into your girlfriends size 4 jeans and here kids sisters t-shirt.

G G
06-18-2010, 10:42 AM
Brad Paisley is a guitar smith. :tu

sikk50
06-18-2010, 10:55 AM
I joke with my wife all the time making fun of all the younger guys wearing nut hugger jeans and super tight shirts with the overly large V-Necks showing there bony chests. Can't see how that is comfortable.. Last thing I want is the feeling like my junk is in a vice all day. I also ask her what is up with the younger generation females where they think all these feminine guys are attractive. I remember when girls liked you because you looked rugged and were built not because you could fit into your girlfriends size 4 jeans and here kids sisters t-shirt.

I'm actualy a size 6. I know, fatty right?

Steve
06-18-2010, 10:59 AM
Brad Paisley is a guitar smith. :tu

Probably my favorite after SRV

Steve
06-19-2010, 06:31 PM
I'm so comfortable with my mascilinity that I even tie PINK flys

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/Fly%20Patterns/Pink%20Clouser.jpg

:xxx

GWN
06-19-2010, 06:41 PM
Man, I have to start tying again.
I put some moisturizer onto the rash I got sliding into third even though I should have stopped that 20 years ago. Far as I go.

Smokin Gator
06-19-2010, 07:01 PM
I'm so comfortable with my mascilinity that I even tie PINK flys

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/Fly%20Patterns/Pink%20Clouser.jpg

:xxx

A pink Clouser attracts Bonefish!!!

Steve
06-19-2010, 07:36 PM
:tu:tu

We have a winner!

Smokin Gator
06-19-2010, 07:41 PM
And I have Lefty's book. Only men have that book!!

stitch
06-19-2010, 09:26 PM
I'm a Cowboy ... A REAL Cowboy,( AND Former Marine ) I dress like one, I smell like one, I cuss and drink like one, I spit like one ... And I F.... Like one.
And Wifey likes me this way ...
Don't think I'll change my ways any tiime soon
To Hell with Girlymen.

smokin5
06-19-2010, 11:19 PM
No joke - an acquaintance (NOT a friend) is over my house today at a party. Kinda windy, but no big deal. He actually asks me if I have any hair spray to keep his hair in place. I pause a moment, as I'm not sure how to answer, then offer him a bottle of Karo Syrup. I mean, what else can I say? :ss

rizzle
06-22-2010, 02:49 PM
I've got some highlights, Steve, but I'm a good looking mofo.

:r

Steve
06-22-2010, 02:58 PM
I've got some highlights, Steve, but I'm a good looking mofo.

:r:r:r:r

jjirons69
06-22-2010, 03:06 PM
I've got some highlights, Steve, but I'm a good looking mofo.

:r

Richie, I know I wasn't supposed to share this with anybody, but you left the door wide open! :r

http://bebobling.com/bebo-graphics/funny-images/imgs/redneck_bass_boat.jpg

marge796
06-22-2010, 03:21 PM
These days there's dudes gettin' facials, manicured, waxed and botoxed. With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands you can't grip a tackle box.

Yeah, with all of these men linein' up to get neutered it's hip now to be feminized. I don't highlight my hair, I've still got a pair. Yeah, honey I'm still a guy.

Oh my eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh thank god, I'm still a guy.

Happy Friday all!

:ss

Well said, Steve!!!


:tu


Chris.....

rizzle
06-22-2010, 03:42 PM
Richie, I know I wasn't supposed to share this with anybody, but you left the door wide open! :r

http://bebobling.com/bebo-graphics/funny-images/imgs/redneck_bass_boat.jpg

Jamie, you know chicks dig a man with a boat.
:tu