Life Rules

[Da Klugs]

There are many. Thought we could compile a list... I'll start:

1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy.
2.

[TheTraveler]

There are many. Thought we could compile a list... I'll start:

1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy.
2.

2. When in doubt - don't.

[Pistol]

1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy.
2. When in doubt - don't.
3. Would I be proud of this if my Mom or Dad saw me do it?
4. The best way to honor those who didn't come home is to live a honorable life.

[BlackDog]

There are many. Thought we could compile a list... I'll start:

1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy.
2.
Da Klugs for the win!

[BlackDog]

1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy.
2. When in doubt - don't.
3. Would I be proud of this if my Mom or Dad saw me do it?
4. The best way to honor those who didn't come home is to live a honorable life.
5. If you don't have anything good to say, then don't say anything.

[Mugen910]

1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy.
2. When in doubt - don't.
3. Would I be proud of this if my Mom or Dad saw me do it?
4. The best way to honor those who didn't come home is to live a honorable life.
5. If you don't have anything good to say, then don't say anything.
6. Easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.

[Samsquanch]

1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy.
2. When in doubt - don't.
3. Would I be proud of this if my Mom or Dad saw me do it?
4. The best way to honor those who didn't come home is to live a honorable life.
5. If you don't have anything good to say, then don't say anything.
6. Don't whiz into the wind.

[field]

1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy.
2. When in doubt - don't.
3. Would I be proud of this if my Mom or Dad saw me do it?
4. The best way to honor those who didn't come home is to live a honorable life.
5. If you don't have anything good to say, then don't say anything.
6. Easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.
7. Don't whiz into the wind.
8. You cannot change what you do not acknowledge.

[elderboy02]

1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy.
2. When in doubt - don't.
3. Would I be proud of this if my Mom or Dad saw me do it?
4. The best way to honor those who didn't come home is to live a honorable life.
5. If you don't have anything good to say, then don't say anything.
6. Easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.
7. Stay in school, and be a thinker, not a stinker.

[nomadicwookie]

1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy.
2. When in doubt - don't.
3. Would I be proud of this if my Mom or Dad saw me do it?
4. The best way to honor those who didn't come home is to live a honorable life.
5. Life is 10% what happens to you & 90% how you react to it.
6. You get out of it what you put into it.

[Mr.Maduro]

6. Easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.

Isn't that backwards? :confused:

[Da Klugs]

1. If Mommas not happy, nobody is happy.
2. When in doubt - don't.
3. Would I be proud of this if my Mom or Dad saw me do it?
4. The best way to honor those who didn't come home is to live a honorable life.
5. Life is 10% what happens to you & 90% how you react to it.
6. You get out of it what you put into it.
7. Don't eat the big white mint!

[St. Lou Stu]

4. When adding to a numbered list in a thread, it always pays to type it out ahead of time and paste it in to prevent the list from becoming jumbled.

[Mugen910]

6. Easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.
Isn't that backwards? :confused:

That's not what we learned in the military :D

[markem]

8. Any day spent above ground can be counted as a win

[Skywalker]

9. Measure twice, cut once!!!
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[shilala]

14. Keep it in your pants.

[markem]

When life gives you lemons, don't use them to treat paper cuts

[ashtonlady]

15.Do onto others as you would have them do unto you.

[Lear31MX]

16. Poop or get off the pot

[1badhog07]

Dont let your mouth get your a$$ into something you cant get out of.....

[jledou]

The only thing constant is change, so get used to it.

[NCRadioMan]

Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.
Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.
Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.
One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching.

[floydpink]

It's nice to be important, but it's important to be nice.

[blugill]

If no one was watching would you do the right thing?

[JaKaacH]

Support the troops.

Send cigars, and other goodies to Hugh--hotreds

[MajorCaptSilly]

Cabbage is a vegetable. A prune is not a vegetable.

MCS

[Ashcan Bill]

There are two excellent theories as to how to successfully argue with a woman. Neither of which work.

[Ogre]

Dont eat yellow snow!!!!!!

[Ratters]

Never pass up an opportunity to pee.

If you find yourself among strangers, I find if you have a cigar, you'll find a friend.

[Big_Ern]

treat others how you would like to be treated without the expectation of being treated that way.:D

[tomc3084]

what about: If it seems to good to be true, it probably isn't :)

[Mikhail]

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

[Steve]

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[joeobx]

If your child does the same thing, how would you feel

[HK3-]

Don't let your mouth write a check that your A$$ can't cash.

Drive hammered and you will get nailed.

[Ender]

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