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Blueface
06-07-2010, 04:50 PM
Two guys are drinking in a bar.

One says, "Did you know that Elks have sex 10 to 15 times a night?"

"Aw crap..," says the other guy. "Why didn't you tell me that before I joined the Shriners!"
cort
06-07-2010, 04:55 PM
Two guys are drinking in a bar.

One says, "Did you know that Elks have sex 10 to 15 times a night?"

"Aw crap..," says the other guy. "Why didn't you tell me that before I joined the Shriners!"

:r:r:r:r
Blindjimme
06-07-2010, 04:58 PM
Ha! :tu
M1903A1
06-07-2010, 06:01 PM
Good thing I put my drink down before I started reading! :r
kelmac07
06-07-2010, 07:05 PM
Nice!! :r :r
Pat1075
06-07-2010, 07:06 PM
lol
Skywalker
06-08-2010, 08:27 AM
Don't tell Darrell!!!:r:r:r
Dave128
06-08-2010, 08:46 AM
That's funny, I don't care who ya are!!
PuffdaMagic
06-09-2010, 03:05 AM
Lmao!!!
Starscream
06-10-2010, 02:14 PM
There is a teacher I work with named Mrs. Elk. Now you have placed a very bad image in my head...
STEVE S
06-10-2010, 02:26 PM
Lol, my bad, i joined the local moose club.