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Volusianator
05-24-2010, 12:51 PM
Just think on the bright side, at least you don't run the risk of getting gored through the chin by an angry bull!

http://www.nationalturk.com/en/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Bull-fighter-gored-280x186.jpg

LINK TO VIDEO (http://www.nationalturk.com/en/bullfight-injury-as-matador-gored-through-chin-in-madrid-spain-56646415)

J0eybb
05-24-2010, 01:07 PM
hah, I just linked that in CA chat. not good for that guy.

JaKaacH
05-24-2010, 01:10 PM
There is another thread started the other day: Favorite sayings...

Mess with the bull and you might get the horn......:=:

JackSchwartz
05-24-2010, 01:14 PM
If I almost threw up seeing the photo then why did I watch the video as well? OMG. I thought that guy's friggin head was going to rip off...in slow motion!

markem
05-24-2010, 01:14 PM
http://www.nationalturk.com/en/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Bull-fighter-gored-280x186.jpg


Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase, "stick it to the man"

G G
05-24-2010, 01:28 PM
Wow that smarts.

alwayslit
05-24-2010, 02:15 PM
Daaaayum.........harsh!! Unfortunately dude will be talking like thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul63nCoYhBc

T.G
05-24-2010, 02:26 PM
While vacationing in Spain a tourist enters a restaurant and is immediately shown to his table. As he browses the menu he notices a gentleman at a nearby table eating what appears to be two large brown balls. The tourist is very curious so he ask the waiter for the name of the dish.

"Oh my" the waiter exclaims. "This is our most prized culinary delight. Each day there is a bull fight. The matador bravely confronts the bull with his red cape. The bull charges him several times and each time the matador bravely escapes death. Eventually the bull fighter will stab the bull with his sword and kill him. It is at that precise moment that the balls of the bull are cut off and rushed to the kitchen of our restaurant. We prepare the dish with our best herbs and spices and serve it to one of my customers. "

The tourist is intrigued so he makes a reservation for the next serving of the bulls testicles. Promptly at 3pm sharp the next day the tourist arrives and escorted to a table near the window. Some complementary wine is brought to his table with a large bowl containing the balls. The tourist bites down and begins to slowly savor the meat. Within a few minutes the tourist finishes the meal and motions to the waiter. "I'm curious about something. Yesterday I noticed that the balls were so large but today the balls that I was served were very very small."

"Oh my," the waiter replied, "Sometimes the bull wins."




//post unrelated

Bax
05-24-2010, 02:32 PM
I wonder how you get the bull horn taste out of your mouth?

BigFrank
05-24-2010, 06:42 PM
Occupational Hazards lol!

kelmac07
05-24-2010, 08:23 PM
Ouch!!

SSDVC
05-26-2010, 05:04 PM
I have been in Spain for the running of the bulls. Those guys are nuts !

shark
05-27-2010, 09:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2f6v4TJAhI

Volusianator
05-27-2010, 11:03 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2f6v4TJAhIUhhhh, OK.