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smokin5
05-10-2010, 09:31 PM
I met an older woman at a bar last night.
She looked pretty good for a 60 year old,
in fact she wasn't bad looking at all, and I
found myself thinking she probably had a
really hot daughter.

We drank bit (well, more than a bit),
we had a snuggle, and then she asked me
if I ever had a "Sportsman's Double".
"What's that?", I asked.
"It's a mother & daughter threesome", she said.
"Oh", I said, as I began to embrace the idea,
"No, I haven't." And I wondered what this
daughter of hers would look like.

We drank a bit more, and she winked and
said tonight was my lucky night.

We went back to her place. She put on
the hall light and shouted upstairs,

"Mom, you still awake?"
:ss

akumushi
05-10-2010, 11:23 PM
:pu

kelmac07
05-11-2010, 06:15 AM
Ouch!!

yourchoice
05-11-2010, 07:25 AM
:r :r

alwayslit
05-11-2010, 07:31 AM
:pu .........LOL.

thebayratt
05-11-2010, 07:25 PM
ya know......... i was smiling and getting into the joke....... then the punchline....... was like you ran over my dog.

FUNNY as all get out though!

Skywalker
05-11-2010, 07:34 PM
Oh no!

You gotta say "no" to that sh!t!!!:r:r

G G
05-11-2010, 07:35 PM
yikes

ucubed
05-11-2010, 07:35 PM
Roflmao!!!

bscottskangum
05-11-2010, 07:59 PM
http://k43.pbase.com/o6/54/73654/1/77461572.TE579ERW.vincemotorboat.gif

One question...did you do the motorboat?

Skywalker
05-12-2010, 07:54 AM
How was the dusty muffin???:r

aich75013
05-12-2010, 10:00 AM
How was the dusty muffin???:r

:r I watched part of SNL yesterday. I need to watch the rest!

jmsremax
05-12-2010, 10:13 AM
Don't knock it 'till you try it.

:xxx

icehog3
05-12-2010, 10:50 AM
Don't knock it 'till you try it.

:xxx

Grammas need lovin' too.

DoctorBJ
05-12-2010, 11:48 AM
HAHA I saw that one coming... bet grandma didn't .

icehog3
05-12-2010, 12:01 PM
HAHA I saw that one coming... bet grandma didn't .

That's what she said.

Skywalker
05-13-2010, 07:49 AM
Grammas need lovin' too.

So do great grandmas!!!:r

bigswol2
05-13-2010, 03:29 PM
that was a good one!