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you: see the weather report last night?
her: uhh no
you: me neither, but you can still expect 7 inches tonight
icehog3
05-06-2010, 10:03 PM
you: see the weather report last night?
her: uhh no
you: me neither, but you can still expect 7 inches tonight
How's that workin' for ya?
How's that workin' for ya?
i'm engaged so i haven't been getting any for awhile. but i've been randomly texting friends of mine with it, some laugh some like it...it comes and goes
icehog3
05-06-2010, 10:06 PM
...it comes and goes
That's what she said. ;)
That's what she said. ;)
don't i wish
Dooge
05-07-2010, 12:16 AM
That's what she said. ;)
I see what you did there
Yota1
05-07-2010, 05:24 AM
nice shoes................. wanna #@!%
TheTraveler
05-07-2010, 05:50 AM
Edited by me. :)
lightning9191
05-07-2010, 06:25 AM
you: see the weather report last night?
her: uhh no
you: me neither, but you can still expect 7 inches tonight
How's that workin' for ya?
Not as forecasted :r
nomadicwookie
05-07-2010, 07:21 AM
Hey, wanna come back to my place order a pizza and get it on?... What you don't like pizza?
DonnieW
05-07-2010, 07:30 AM
Do you have any raisins?
No?
How 'bout a date?
jmsremax
05-07-2010, 07:38 AM
Do you have any raisins?
No?
How 'bout a date?
:r
md4958
05-07-2010, 07:47 AM
Do you have any Italian in you?
Would you like one? :D
Mugen910
05-07-2010, 07:56 AM
I'm with Moe....
For some reason that always works with the ladies!
jmsremax
05-07-2010, 08:11 AM
I'm with Moe....
For some reason that always works with the ladies!
Bao, I bet you do use that line and I bet there are a few women out there that believed you.
:=:
Do you have any raisins?
No?
How 'bout a date?
like that one
you goin to the bbq?
what bbq?
the one where I throw my meat on your grill
Da Klugs
05-07-2010, 10:37 AM
My Moms got a dress just like that! :)
ucubed
05-07-2010, 10:38 AM
heard this from a comedian...
Did you know that the human body is more than 70% water?
Lucky I'm thirsty
jmsremax
05-07-2010, 10:58 AM
You: Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Her: No, why?
You: 'Cause I can see me in your pants.
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Darrell
05-07-2010, 11:40 AM
Me: Did that hurt?
Chick: Did what hurt?
Me: When you fell from heaven?
landhoney
05-07-2010, 11:49 AM
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If she's a woman of her word you can't miss with this. :tu
Mr.Maduro
05-07-2010, 11:56 AM
So... What's your favorite extra-value meal...baby??? ;)
aich75013
05-07-2010, 12:13 PM
My friend thought this was a good line for some reason. I doubt he used it though.
How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Scrambled or fertilized?
av8tor152d
05-07-2010, 12:17 PM
I think I know you from before, but you would have to take off your clothes in order for me to be 100% sure.
kelmac07
05-07-2010, 12:18 PM
Ever had your belly button licked?
From the inside?
av8tor152d
05-07-2010, 12:21 PM
What do you think of Bill Clinton? (Answer...) Yeah, me too, but I try not to follow that stuff regarding Bill, Hilliary, or Monica. Want a cigar?
Seemed funny considering the forum here... lol
MajorCaptSilly
05-07-2010, 12:21 PM
Me: Were you raised near the ocean?
Her: No. Why would you ask?
Me: Because you're super pretty and oceans are cool and stuff and you seem really nice.
MCS
kaisersozei
05-07-2010, 03:42 PM
i'm engaged so i haven't been getting any for awhile.
You think you have problems now...
md4958
05-07-2010, 04:26 PM
Did you know that I can part my hair with my tongue? :xxx
The Poet
05-07-2010, 04:45 PM
You're driving me nuts. Wanna bolt, and screw?
ahc4353
05-07-2010, 04:59 PM
Hi seemed to work.
md4958
05-08-2010, 07:02 AM
Hi seemed to work.
Yeah, but the last time you sent a love note it was written on papyrus.
BigAsh
05-08-2010, 07:06 AM
Me: Were you raised near the ocean?
Her: No. Why would you ask?
Me: Because you're super pretty and oceans are cool and stuff and you seem really nice.
MCS
:r:r:r
NeverEnoughStick
05-10-2010, 11:44 AM
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
MajorCaptSilly
05-10-2010, 12:17 PM
Your hips seem narrow for child birthing but I like way you spin around like a Solid Gold dancer. Please write your phone number on my left wrist. Not my right wrist; I use that for too many Ninja moves and it may wear off before I find a chance to call you on my expensive, cordless telephone.
MCS
St. Lou Stu
05-10-2010, 12:27 PM
So... What's your favorite extra-value meal...baby??? ;)
Spoken like a true married man with a toddler.
I hear ya brother!
hotreds
05-10-2010, 01:51 PM
Amazing anyone on here ever had a date!:D:D:D:D:D
Col. Kurtz
05-10-2010, 03:01 PM
Hi, I'm L.T.
SMACK! :xxx
Don't tell anybody about this, OK?
;s Too soon?
replicant_argent
05-10-2010, 03:28 PM
Well, aren't you a pretty little ribeye... Want to go have a hot time on my grill?
And that is actually used to address a chunk of meat... and the purpose is to get it's deliciousness in my belly...
I got nuttin.
massphatness
05-10-2010, 05:41 PM
Courtesy of Leon Phelps, The Ladies Man:
Uh... was your father a meat burgler? Here's why I ask: because it looks like somebody stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress.
leasingthisspace
05-10-2010, 05:58 PM
I didn't really use pickup lines before I met my wife I just walked up to a table full of girls and tossed the meat on the table. Worked alot.
I waited tables for a while.
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Skywalker
05-10-2010, 08:42 PM
Your hips seem narrow for child birthing but I like way you spin around like a Solid Gold dancer. Please write your phone number on my left wrist. Not my right wrist; I use that for too many Ninja moves and it may wear off before I find a chance to call you on my expensive, cordless telephone.
MCS
WTF??? :r:r:r
SaltyMcGee
05-10-2010, 09:00 PM
You know what would look good on you? Me.
RevSmoke
05-10-2010, 09:44 PM
Honey, honey, it's time to wake up and go to bed.
Got the best gal in the world here at home, don't want another. But that is my pick up line. It's intention is to get her out of her easy chair at 8:30pm and get her to go to bed. Otherwise, it is too hard to hear the TV over her snoring.
RevSmoke
05-10-2010, 09:46 PM
Honey, honey, it's time to wake up and go to bed.
Got the best gal in the world here at home, don't want another. But that is my pick up line. It's intention is to get her out of her easy chair at 8:30pm and get her to go to bed. Otherwise, it is too hard to hear the TV over her snoring.
She's a Lutheran elementary school teacher, 5th grade, and she's got a tough group this year.
We'll celebrate 25 wonderful years together this June.
By the way, it is a cute snoring sound she makes.
kelmac07
05-11-2010, 07:29 AM
Courtesy of Leon Phelps, The Ladies Man:
Uh... was your father a meat burgler? Here's why I ask: because it looks like somebody stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress.
Leon Phelps is the man!! :r :r
safariguy
05-12-2010, 12:42 PM
Your hips seem narrow for child birthing but I like way you spin around like a Solid Gold dancer. Please write your phone number on my left wrist. Not my right wrist; I use that for too many Ninja moves and it may wear off before I find a chance to call you on my expensive, cordless telephone.
MCS
That is some funny stuff. Reminds me a of a joke I heard in this same thread a few months ago... posted by the same MCS. :r
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