For the record...

[coastietech]

getting your junk pierced with a Prince Albert hurts!!! Alot!!!

[Mark]

:jd

[pnoon]

Did you lose a bet?

[Steve]

DUH!

[replicant_argent]

Not only something I wouldn't do, contemplate, or risk, but most certainly something, if I did, wouldn't discuss with a few thousand people.


Let me see, what are the 4 places on my body I would never want to risk infection......

[coastietech]

Did you lose a bet?

No... :r

Just something I've been wanting to do for a while and finally got the balls to do. :D

[coastietech]

Not only something I wouldn't do, contemplate, or risk, but most certainly something, if I did, wouldn't discuss with a few thousand people.


Let me see, what are the 4 places on my body I would never want to risk infection......

To each there own... and for the record you've got a better chance of getting an infection from getting your ears pierced than you do of getting your junk pierced. Other than the tongue your junk is the fastest healing part of your body.

[coastietech]

Not only something I wouldn't do, contemplate, or risk, but most certainly something, if I did, wouldn't discuss with a few thousand people.


Let me see, what are the 4 places on my body I would never want to risk infection......

Not to mention there are probably a few thousand people who have seen my junk. :r

[DPD6030]

Wow Joe you really do have ballz :r

[elderboy02]

Wow Joe you really do have ballz :r

:tpd: I have a fear of needles and this is something I wouldn't even contemplate doing :O

[Emjaysmash]

:np

[elderboy02]

:np

Please PM the pics directly to MJ. I don't care to see the pics :tu

[pnoon]

:np

I was wondering who was gonna post that.

On behalf of the TOE and the rest of the Asylum, NO!

Please note the deliberate omission of smileys from this post.

[Emjaysmash]

Please PM the pics directly to MJ. I don't care to see the pics :tu

:r

He told all of us about it, everyone should see it!


(* But seriously, keep it in your pants! :xxx )

[Emjaysmash]

I was wondering who was gonna post that.

On behalf of the TOE and the rest of the Asylum, NO!

Please note the deliberate omission of smileys from this post.

Have I met your expectations? :D

[coastietech]

I'm sure if you look hard enough you can find pics of my piercing on BMEzine... :r

[elderboy02]

I'm sure if you look hard enough you can find pics of my piercing on BMEzine... :r

I'll be sure to jump right on that :r

(That's what she said :r)

[Mugen910]

No... :r

Just something I've been wanting to do for a while and finally got the balls to do. :D

Are you sure it was the balls you needed? :D

[MajorCaptSilly]

I'm going to go ahead and not do that.

MCS

[MajorCaptSilly]

Prank phone call:

"Hello this is coastietech"
"Hi, do you have Prince Albert on your junk?"
"Yes"
"Well, you better let him out, he can't breathe!"

MCS

[kelmac07]

I'm going to go ahead and not do that.

MCS

:tpd: I'm with you Scott!!

[King James]

not sure what kind of reaction you were expecting from everyone.

I'll go with: Super Cool, man! :tu

[Wanger]

Used to have my tongue pierced before, and have at least tacitly discussed with my wife getting it done, but have been told there is no need for me to. ;) LOL Not that I still don't want to do it, but I've gotta respect her wishes on this one.

[coastietech]

I tend to have an addictive personality when it comes to body mods... My first addiction and my favorite is and always well be tattoos. I just started getting pierced. Started with both ears getting pierced to an 8 gauge, both will be stretched to a 6 gauge in the near future. This was my second piercing.

[kelmac07]

I tend to have an addictive personality when it comes to body mods... My first addiction and my favorite is and always well be tattoos. I just started getting pierced. Started with both ears getting pierced to an 8 gauge, both will be stretched to a 6 gauge in the near future. This was my second piercing.

Good to see ya posting Joe...missed ya brother!! :tu

[coastietech]

Good to see ya posting Joe...missed ya brother!! :tu

Thanks, missed you guys too...

Just been super busy. Between work, the kids, my divorce, getting my oldest ready for kindergarten, and everything else I've barely had a moment to myself.

[Eleven]

I have a hard enough time dealing with 1 urine stream, I don't have time to cap off 2!

[Dooge]

:np

hahahahaha

I was wondering who was gonna post that.

On behalf of the TOE and the rest of the Asylum, NO!

Please note the deliberate omission of smileys from this post.

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Darrell]

I had a PA when I was really into piercings.

I had it pierced to a 10 and immediately stretched to a 6.

I did not find it hurt that much, I will tell you what sucked.

The place that did it, didn't tighten the bottom ball down and as I'm doing my laundry downstairs I feel something warm gushing down my leg. I look down and it's blood.

The ball had came off and the barbell moved and broke the scab. I found the ball in my sock.

I took it out a few years ago, I outgrew everything but my ear piercings.

[shilala]

I was wondering who was gonna post that.

On behalf of the TOE and the rest of the Asylum, NO!

Please note the deliberate omission of smileys from this post.
Thanks for that, Peter. Made me laugh out loud for real. :D

[Emjaysmash]

I had a PA when I was really into piercings.

I had it pierced to a 10 and immediately stretched to a 6.

I did not find it hurt that much, I will tell you what sucked.

The place that did it, didn't tighten the bottom ball down and as I'm doing my laundry downstairs I feel something warm gushing down my leg. I look down and it's blood.

The ball had came off and the barbell moved and broke the scab. I found the ball in my sock.

I took it out a few years ago, I outgrew everything but my ear piercings.

Shaved you butt, got a PA, nearly bled to death after seeing a pretty girl... damn Fez, you got some balls of steel!

But seriously, do you have balls of steel?

[Darrell]

Shaved you butt, got a PA, nearly bled to death after seeing a pretty girl... damn Fez, you got some balls of steel!

But seriously, do you have balls of steel?

I see what you did there, Michael. :fu2

[Emjaysmash]

I see what you did there, Michael. :fu2

Glad you like it! :ss

[cort]

getting your junk pierced with a Prince Albert hurts!!! Alot!!!

wimp;)

[icehog3]

Maybe you should have got the Princess Di instead? :confused:

[cort]

Maybe you should have got the Princess Di instead? :confused:

wow

[CasaDooley]

Prank phone call:

"Hello this is coastietech"
"Hi, do you have Prince Albert on your junk?"
"Yes"
"Well, you better let him out, he can't breathe!"

MCS

:r:r

[CasaDooley]

Didn't know what a "Prince Albert" piercing was. Looked on line and found a series of photos with comments on how it is done.
:O
Excuse me while I go and wash my eyes out! My junk is a "no needles" zone!

I'm sure it looks good on you though Joe.:r

[ahc4353]

My junk hurts just reading this.

[Smokin Gator]

Oh hell NO!!!!

[RightAJ]

No offence, but why? This seems like the ABSOLUTE last thing I would ever do lol

aj

[Ashcan Bill]

Note to self: Self, do not pierce junk.

[jmsremax]

I can only imagine the look on your doc's face when he asks you to cough and feels something cold on your junk. :r

[Steve]

Oh hell NO!!!!

I see you "Oh hell NO!!!!" and raise it to "No F'n way!!!!"

[68TriShield]

Oh hell NO!!!!

Note to self: Self, do not pierce junk.
no note needed Bill.
I see you "Oh hell NO!!!!" and raise it to "No F'n way!!!!"

I'll see your "no F'n way!!!"
And raise you a...aww never mind :r

[loki]

well, this thread has helped me lose some weight...because my appetite just hopped the nearest cab outa town



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[Steve]

I'll see your "no F'n way!!!"
And raise you a...aww never mind :r

All IN... NO WAY!!! :D

[Loon]

http://www.thoughttheater.com/StupidIsAsStupidDoes.jpg

[King James]

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z233/relentless_jett/I_like_where_this_thread_is_going.jpg

[catfish2]

There are soooo many things wrong with this thread I just don't where to start.

[G G]

There are soooo many things wrong with this thread I just don't where to start.
Would have to agree with Don on this one.:tu

[lightning9191]

Note to self: Self, do not pierce junk.

You could pry get that tattooed down there to remind yourself :D

[Ashcan Bill]

You could pry get that tattooed down there to remind yourself :D

Second note to self: Do not ink junk either. :r

[CasaDooley]

Joe, on a serious note, take care to keep infection away Bro.:tu

[akumushi]

Man, how awkward is everyone going to feel the next time you show up at a herf?
http://www.mdvip.com/newcorpwebsite/images/NY_TooMuchInfo.jpg

[icehog3]

I was unsure whether I was going to keep a record or not. You have made my decision easy. ;)

[hotreds]

My question is "What record- whose record?" I agree with Tom on not keeping a record, and God knows we don't wanna scratch or break any records, either!

[Blueface]

Ouch!!!

I just googled it.

Piercing through the Urethra? That is were I pass stones through.
It hurts so badly only morphine and IV's can help calm you down.

No thanks.

[forgop]

I tend to have an addictive personality when it comes to body mods... My first addiction and my favorite is and always well be tattoos. I just started getting pierced. Started with both ears getting pierced to an 8 gauge, both will be stretched to a 6 gauge in the near future. This was my second piercing.

This says it all...

[Blueface]

Ouch!!!

I just googled it.

Piercing through the Urethra? That is were I pass stones through.
It hurts so badly only morphine and IV's can help calm you down.

No thanks.

Thought I would update on this thought.

Urethra, where I pass painful kidney stones and where infections set in that cause uncomfortable urinary tract issues.

I come home yesterday from my cruise to find out my dog groomer's business partner died two days earlier.
He had a kidney stone.
It wouldn't pass.
Ended up with an infection, fever and in an induced coma.
Never came out of it.

That infection was in the Urethra. Not to scare you Joe, but I would be scared.

[yourchoice]

That may be the worst idea I ever heard of! YIKES!

[maninblack]

To each his own, I always say. Just hope it doesn't get infected. Do the ladies love it? Just wondering.

[coastietech]

Alright update....

I had to get a bigger diameter ring put in on Fri.... Found out the "hard" way the one I had was too small.

No infection which is not surprising considering it is a huge vascular area with high blood flow, but I also had a script for some antibiotics to take (pays to have family in the medical field)

As for whether the ladies like it... don't know yet. :r

[kelmac07]

TMI Joe...TMI!! :r :r

[King James]

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m176/telliecoin/dear-god-make-it-stop.jpg

[Resipsa]

Obviously you were aware you needed assistance in certain "areas".

We are all happy you took the necessary steps to address your "shortcomings".

[coastietech]

Obviously you were aware you needed assistance in certain "areas".

We are all happy you took the necessary steps to address your "shortcomings".

A smart man knows he isn't perfect in any one area so he strives for perfection even when others are content with 'good enough'...

[G G]

A smart man knows he isn't perfect in any one area so he strives for perfection even when others are content with 'good enough'...
Well maybe----------------------------but I will strive without sticking stuff through my junk.:D

[icehog3]

Well maybe----------------------------but I will strive without sticking stuff through my junk.:D

I'm with Greg. ;)

[yourchoice]

I can't decide if this thread should make me laugh or cry.

[icehog3]

I can't decide if this thread should make me laugh or cry.

...or cringe. ;)

[ChicagoWhiteSox]

...or cringe. ;)

:tpd:

:tf

[replicant_argent]

I am actually surprised this extremely tasteless, and relatively offensive thread is still alive, actually. I can't think of any reason you might think that anyone on this board gives a rip about your genital mutilation, or for that matter wants to know that you have your junk pierced. We talk about a lot of things here, many off topic, but I, quite frankly, thought that a more tasteful standard was mostly held, and kept up. (For the record...)

[G G]

Cringe has my vote.:tu

[coastietech]

I am actually surprised this extremely tasteless, and relatively offensive thread is still alive, actually. I can't think of any reason you might think that anyone on this board gives a rip about your genital mutilation, or for that matter wants to know that you have your junk pierced. We talk about a lot of things here, many off topic, but I, quite frankly, thought that a more tasteful standard was mostly held, and kept up. (For the record...)

Bro the thread was started in good fun... it was meant for a laugh. Stop taking life so damn serious. Every thread I see you in your grumping at someone. Maybe you should yell "Get off my lawn!!" a little less and try laughing a little more.

This thread is alive because up until you everyone else was able to take the thread for what its worth. Your the only one that let this thread rock them to the core so greatly that you felt the need to post twice., both times complaining about the thread.

Hope you have a great day... BTW I want to recommend a book that I think you should read, its called "Don't sweat the small stuff, and it's all small stuff":tu

[King James]

Bro the thread was started in good fun... it was meant for a laugh. Stop taking life so damn serious. Every thread I see you in your grumping at someone. Maybe you should yell "Get off my lawn!!" a little less and try laughing a little more.

This thread is alive because up until you everyone else was able to take the thread for what its worth. Your the only one that let this thread rock them to the core so greatly that you felt the need to post twice., both times complaining about the thread.

Hope you have a great day... BTW I want to recommend a book that I think you should read, its called "Don't sweat the small stuff, and it's all small stuff":tu

I'd like to recommend some light reading for you. Two books actually, the first titled "Things Not to Share in a Public Forum" and the second a New York Times best-seller called "No One Cares You Got Your Dick Pierced"

[Darrell]

I'd like to recommend some light reading for you. Two books actually, the first titled "Things Not to Share in a Public Forum" and the second a New York Times best-seller called "No One Cares You Got Your Dick Pierced"

:r

[Blueface]

"No One Cares You Got Your Dick Pierced"

HUH?

I thought it was the "junk" that got pierced.

:r

[coastietech]

I'd like to recommend some light reading for you. Two books actually, the first titled "Things Not to Share in a Public Forum" and the second a New York Times best-seller called "No One Cares You Got Your Dick Pierced"

For someone who doesn't care you sure have checked this thread and posted a number of times... guess that's how you show how little you care. :r

[King James]

well, if you read my posts, I'd say they are far from inquisitive in nature and are more in protest to have this nonsense closed.... but think what you want.

[replicant_argent]

Bets a Benjamin that the OP wears Christian Adouchier and Affliction stuff.

[icehog3]

a New York Times best-seller called "No One Cares You Got Your Dick Pierced"

Oh God, I hope that book comes without pictures! :pu

[Jbailey]

Oh God, I hope that book comes without pictures! :pu

pop up book. :r

[icehog3]

pop up book. :r

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/icehog3/doh-1.jpg

[coastietech]

Bets a Benjamin that the OP wears Christian Adouchier and Affliction stuff.

Want the addy you can send that Benjamin to? Because I don't own either...:rolleyes::=:

[replicant_argent]

Want the addy you can send that Benjamin to? Because I don't own either...:rolleyes::=:

Sorry, I should have said "Ed Hardly" and as to your response... Either, "I don't believe you", or, "give it time" :r

[Resipsa]

HUH?

I thought it was the "junk" that got pierced.

:rI think they are one and the same. His dick is a junker, so he got it pierced to add a little bling