Dumb Laws

[floydpink]

http://www.dumblaws.com/

Some real good ones, listed by state.

Someone pulled this up at work today and we had a few laughs.

[LasciviousXXX]

The law in AZ about the number of "adult marital aids" you can have in your home always left me laughing :r

[Jbailey]

One from Wisconsin "It is a class A misdemeanor to wave a burning torch around in the air."

I got to keep those Everclear fire balls to a minimum. :r

[floydpink]

I like the one about it only being legal to beat your wife as long as it's limited to once a week, but illegal to frown at her on Sundays.

The one about not being legal to keep alligators in your bathtub isn't bad either.

Not to generalize, but the deep South states seem to have the best ones.

[M1903A1]

I always got a laugh out of the Montana law that makes it illegal to hunt game from a streetcar. (Does that apply to buses too? :D)

[willbreathes]

The Ohio one about always having to honk whenever passing a car is kind of misleading. It is meant to be only when passing on a two-lane road, but even when I went through drivers-ed, that wasn't clearly stated in the material.

And on Sunday it is illegal to fish for whales? Must have had a few beers to attempt that in Ohio, ha!

[kelmac07]

WOW!!

[thebayratt]

There is one in my home town saying you can't drive a horse drawn buggy down Market Street past 6pm on the weekdays still intact.

[GHC_Hambone]

Champaign, IL:

One may not pee in his neighbor’s mouth.


hmm...

[bonjing]

THis one from Chico CA:

Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

[Wolfgang]

Florida.

It is illegal to commit "unnatural acts"
Oral sex is illegal
The only legal way to have sex is in the missionary style.

Us Floridians have only one thing on our minds apparently.

:eek::xxx

[T.G]

THis one from Chico CA:

Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

But yet no laws against smoking Arganese cigars...

What's up with that?

[icehog3]

The law in AZ about the number of "adult marital aids" you can have in your home always left me laughing :r

You're a felon. :r

[icehog3]

ZION, ILLINOIS


It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, or any other domesticated animals.

[T.G]

ZION, ILLINOIS


It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, or any other domesticated animals.

So a giving a lighted cigars to squirrels, raccoons, rats and any other wild animal is presumably ok?

I wonder what all of Carlos's fish think of that?

[macpappy]

In Texas:

Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.

Some how come Jerry Jones hasn't been arrested for owning the Dallas Cowgirls.

And in Beaumont, TX: Collegiate football is banned at Lamar University.
I knew the team was bad when the school disbanded its team but...

[Mugen910]

The law in AZ about the number of "adult marital aids" you can have in your home always left me laughing :r

You're a felon. :r

You both owe me a new monitor! :r

[icehog3]

So a giving a lighted cigars to squirrels, raccoons, rats and any other wild animal is presumably ok?



The squirrels in my neighborhood will smoke anything but Nubs. ;)

You both owe me a new monitor! :r

I can't, I used all my cash to bail Dustil outta the sh!thouse. :)

[Ogre]

The funny part about all of this is, There had to be a situation to cause the law to be made. I dont care about the law, I want to know what made the law.

[kydsid]

Apparently I am a major felon because it is illegal to take more than three sips of a beer while standing. :(



Some of them though the website is the dumb one though: Soldatna, AK "It is illegal to allow and attractive nuisance to exist" Because in a town outnumbered by bears you don't want to prevent people from leaving garbage out. Ya that is stupid.

Or Arizona: 25 years in jail for cutting down a cactus - Well that is for the endangered Saguaro which is only found in Arizona and is the pride of the state. They can live for hundreds of years. So ya we don't want you cutting them down, K.

[LasciviousXXX]

You're a felon. :r

You have no idea! :banger

[icehog3]

You have no idea! :banger

Oh, but I do. :r

[LasciviousXXX]

I know..... naked pilates :tu

[galaga]

I know..... naked pilates :tu

And squirrels smoking nubs. You've got to pay good money in some towns to see that....:=:

[DPD6030]

About time MI had a good one.

Saw this one on the site

It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.

Ahh and a good one from Harper Woods, MI

It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets.

Makes me think of Ace Ventura with the dead parakeet :r

[Cigary]

Here in Ga. I read some good ones:

All sex toys are banned. ( oh wow )

It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.

Acworth....All citizens must own a rake. ( I bought one this year )

It is illegal for one to make a disturbing sound at a fair. ( I can't even tell you how many times I have done this )

In Atlanta....One man may not be on another man’s back.

In Columbus, Ga....No one may tease an idiot. ( Guilty )

In Kennesaw...( I live 5 miles from there...Every head of household must own a gun. This is not a dumb law BTW.)

[JE3146]

About time MI had a good one.

Saw this one on the site

It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.

Ahh and a good one from Harper Woods, MI

It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets.

Makes me think of Ace Ventura with the dead parakeet :r

Dumb and Dumber :D

[Starscream]

I like the one about it only being legal to beat your wife as long as it's limited to once a week, but illegal to frown at her on Sundays.

The one about not being legal to keep alligators in your bathtub isn't bad either.

Not to generalize, but the deep South states seem to have the best ones.

The funny part about all of this is, There had to be a situation to cause the law to be made. I dont care about the law, I want to know what made the law.

I live in the South and I hate to say it, but it's true. Us rednecks will do anything.

[SeanGAR]

Florida
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

Ah man ... I hate straps ....

[M1903A1]

THis one from Chico CA:

Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

Hmm...and after that happens, who is left to enforce it or take the fine?

[M1903A1]

THis one from Chico CA:

Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

Overheard in Moscow, Beijing and Tehran: "Curses! That one's off the list!!"

[icehog3]

It is illegal for one to make a disturbing sound at a fair. ( I can't even tell you how many times I have done this



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi6vWpc3Hs0

[WildBlueSooner]

Florida.

It is illegal to commit "unnatural acts"
Oral sex is illegal
The only legal way to have sex is in the missionary style.

Us Floridians have only one thing on our minds apparently.

:eek::xxx

Glad I have never been with a girl from Florida :r

[WildBlueSooner]

Glad I have never been with a girl from Florida :r

Or guy...just wanted to clarify

[357]

City law in Rochester Michigan

"All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police."

Inspected for what?

[T.G]

City law in Rochester Michigan

"All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police."

Inspected for what?

Decency.

Man, that law probably dates back to at least the early 1900's when they still did that.

[markem]

Love this law. Whitehall MT, right on the Continental Divide (Butte being on the west side and Whitehall on the East):

It is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels.

I grew up in Butte. I know all about highs of -40* for weeks on end and heavy snow, but ice picks?

btw, I have seen homemade snow tires: strips of leather with nails tied around the tread. Yes, the sharp end (at least of the nail) was pointed out.

[markem]

and since I now live in Oregon ...

It is illegal to place a container filled with human fecal matter on the side of any highway.

Tickets are still written for this offense. Think long haul truck driver.

[Mugen910]

florida.

It is illegal to commit "unnatural acts"
oral sex is illegal
the only legal way to have sex is in the missionary style.

Us floridians have only one thing on our minds apparently.

:eek::xxx

glad i have never been with a girl from florida :r

or guy...just wanted to clarify

hahaah!!!

[chachee52]

I still like the MA law that states that you can't put tomatos is clam chowder (that's Manhatan clam chowder).
I worked at a hospital that served that and I was constantly harrassing them about it, but no cop would give them a ticket or arrest them!!!!

[awsmith4]

Of course this would be the only law listed for my town

Marietta, GA

Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck.