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Steve
04-15-2010, 08:04 AM
(Sadly, I feel like I resemble some of these!)


- American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"
- Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.
- You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
- You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.
- Long distance companies don't call you to switch.
- You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.
- Your rob Peter...and then rob Paul.
- You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.
- You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
- Your bologna has no first name.
- McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.
- At communion you go back for seconds.

G G
04-15-2010, 08:43 AM
:tu

bvilchez
04-15-2010, 09:35 AM
Your bologna has no first name....classic
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OLS
04-15-2010, 09:49 AM
They forgot the most relevant one. You get cigars shipped to you that have a Cue-ba
hologram on them and you shrug your shoulders and think instead about the deal you got.

kelmac07
04-15-2010, 07:30 PM
Nice!!! :D

hotreds
04-15-2010, 07:37 PM
I guess I'm broke!

Tashaz
04-16-2010, 04:53 AM
Love it! Thankyou for the laughs, especially this >Your rob Peter...and then rob Paul. ROTFLMAO.

itzfrank
05-01-2010, 02:33 PM
:tuYour bologna has no first name....classic
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captain53
05-01-2010, 03:32 PM
They left one off that my old dad used to tell me:

When you know your lawyers phone number without looking it up.