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Wharf Rat
04-06-2010, 06:15 PM
OK, so I started dating a local girl recently. She asked to see my house so, I gave her the tour. In my living room, she saw my coolidor and asked what was in it. I told her cigars. She asked to see them and I obliged. Then she says that she just wanted to see them because there was a case where a serial killer kept body parts in a cooler in the living room.

I've dumped her since.

Dang, StLouStu, you should have warned me about the fraky chicks around here! You owe me a herf.
BigCat
04-06-2010, 06:22 PM
And people worry about the plastic taste an unwashed new cooler can impart on cigars...this takes it to a whole new level - "does this have a hint of formaldehyde to you?" :D
St. Lou Stu
04-06-2010, 06:22 PM
OK, so I started dating a local girl recently. She asked to see my house so, I gave her the tour. In my living room, she saw my coolidor and asked what was in it. I told her cigars. She asked to see them and I obliged. Then she says that she just wanted to see them because there was a case where a serial killer kept body parts in a cooler in the living room.

I've dumped her since.

Dang, StLouStu, you should have warned me about the fraky chicks around here! You owe me a herf.

Sorry Bob! I didn't even know about THOSE gals!:r

Herf is on..... let me do some pondering and scheming;).
tobii3
04-06-2010, 06:28 PM
Must be a Missouri thing.

Out here, the women buy cigars FOR US to fill our coolidors!

:D
Wharf Rat
04-06-2010, 06:44 PM
Sorry Bob! I didn't even know about THOSE gals!:r

Herf is on..... let me do some pondering and scheming;).

Cool. I still owe you dinner.
St. Lou Stu
04-06-2010, 07:11 PM
Must be a Missouri thing.

Out here, the women buy cigars FOR US to fill our coolidors!

:D

Only because you're too old to go to the store by yourself man...**insert trooper using a walker smiley here**
maninblack
04-06-2010, 07:15 PM
Must be a Missouri thing.

Out here, the women buy cigars FOR US to fill our coolidors!

:D

Hey now, I'm Misery and my wife buys me cigars all the time. AND humidors to put them in. The evidence is in the pics. I got a new Lauderdale humi and two more boxes coming tomorrow!:D
Wharf Rat
04-06-2010, 07:35 PM
Hey now, I'm Misery and my wife buys me cigars all the time. AND humidors to put them in. The evidence is in the pics. I got a new Lauderdale humi and two more boxes coming tomorrow!:D

Does she have a sister? ;)
maninblack
04-06-2010, 07:44 PM
Yes but she's not near as nice as my wife. I got the better half.
hotreds
04-06-2010, 08:07 PM
Just when I thought it'd be safe to move those coolers from the basement.......
Goldie
04-06-2010, 09:09 PM
That actually sounds really funny to me. Probably annoying though.
Mark
04-06-2010, 09:18 PM
Tobi, where are you getting those women? Chapel Hill women are too "health-conscious" to buy me cigars...
elderboy02
04-06-2010, 09:57 PM
Yeah, I would have ditched her too :r
GreekGodX
04-07-2010, 02:45 AM
Why would you dump her over that? :confused: I've dumped girls for lesser reasons but I'm not quite sure I understand..
tobii3
04-07-2010, 06:38 AM
Tobi, where are you getting those women? Chapel Hill women are too "health-conscious" to buy me cigars...

I gotcha beat.

I found mine in CALIFORNIA!!!!!!!

:=:
Skywalker
04-07-2010, 12:56 PM
I would have just told her, "That would be my other cooler!!!" :D
Wharf Rat
04-07-2010, 03:13 PM
Why would you dump her over that? :confused: I've dumped girls for lesser reasons but I'm not quite sure I understand..

I didn't. There were other matters...
Mpython24
04-07-2010, 03:23 PM
I think i would have been a little wigged out too if a girl asked me that solely because she wanted to check if i was storing dead bodies...
Wharf Rat
04-07-2010, 03:51 PM
I think i would have been a little wigged out too if a girl asked me that solely because she wanted to check if i was storing dead bodies...

That was merely amusing. She fancied herself to be a psychoanalyst and wanted me to take written psych tests. I prefer the mystery of romance...;s
captain53
04-07-2010, 05:03 PM
That was merely amusing. She fancied herself to be a psychoanalyst and wanted me to take written psych tests. I prefer the mystery of romance...;s

:tf
captain53
04-07-2010, 05:48 PM
[QUOTE=Wharf Rat;819557]OK, so I started dating a local girl recently. She asked to see my house so, I gave her the tour. In my living room, she saw my coolidor and asked what was in it. I told her cigars. She asked to see them and I obliged. Then she says that she just wanted to see them because there was a case where a serial killer kept body parts in a cooler in the living room.

Three severed heads found in ice chest outside Juárez
Daniel Borunda / El Paso Times

Three severed heads inside an ice chest were found Tuesday morning in the plaza in the village of Guadalupe Distrito Bravos, situated east of Juárez, said Chihuahua state police.:D
tobii3
04-07-2010, 06:11 PM
Well, anyone wanna guess what Lorena Bobbit has been up to lately??

:r