forgop
04-05-2010, 06:28 PM
I've seen it mentioned on other boards, but I didn't see any history on him here. Even if you don't care to tweet, you should join and follow this guy if nothing else. It would be a lot of fun to herf with this guy. Book is coming out in May and I've already pre-ordered it on amazon.com.
http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
A couple sayings from dad(edited a bit because his dad doesn't filter anything he says):
"Don't start a story with This is SO funny. Be like saying My di<k's huge before you screw. Even if you're right you sound like an a$$hole."
"Don't ask for my opinion then. I said congrats on the car, just saying nobody's panties are getting wet from a fu<king Honda Accord."
"War hero? No. I was a doc in Vietnam. My job was to say "This is what happens when you screw a hooker, kid. Put this cream on your pecker."
http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
A couple sayings from dad(edited a bit because his dad doesn't filter anything he says):
"Don't start a story with This is SO funny. Be like saying My di<k's huge before you screw. Even if you're right you sound like an a$$hole."
"Don't ask for my opinion then. I said congrats on the car, just saying nobody's panties are getting wet from a fu<king Honda Accord."
"War hero? No. I was a doc in Vietnam. My job was to say "This is what happens when you screw a hooker, kid. Put this cream on your pecker."