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Tashaz
03-21-2010, 05:00 AM
A female reporter asked William about his dealings in the movie world and how obscure his characters had been. This is the reply she got.

“I am not a Starfleet commander, or T.J. Hooker. I don't live on Starship NCC-170...[some audience members say 'one'], or own a phaser. And I don't know anybody named Bones, Sulu, or Spock. And no, I've never had green alien sex, though I'm sure it would be quite an evening. [Pomp and Circumstance begins playing] I speak English and French, not Klingon! I drink Labatt's, not Romulan ale! And when someone says to me 'Live long and prosper', I seriously mean it when I say, 'Get a life'. My doctor's name is not McCoy, it's Ginsberg. And tribbles were puppets, not real animals. PUPPETS! And when I speak, I never, ever talk like every. Word. Is. Its. Own. Sentence. I live in California, but I was raised in Montreal. And yes, I've gone where no man has gone before, but I was in Mexico and her father gave me permission! My name is William Shatner, and I am Canadian!”

Seems William ShatInHer Handbag!

Starscream
03-21-2010, 07:46 AM
Bill is the man!

icehog3
03-21-2010, 07:58 AM
Bet he still shags alien chicks though.

DMK
03-21-2010, 10:30 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC_2QtR6Tb8&feature=related

:r:r

Starscream
03-21-2010, 10:34 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cjc9nV9p5M4

mosesbotbol
03-21-2010, 10:42 AM
He's from Montreal? Québécois? I knew he was Jewish, but a Montreal Jew... Must be eating at Main, lol...

Neuromancer
03-22-2010, 07:31 PM
He's from Montreal? Québécois? I knew he was Jewish, but a Montreal Jew... Must be eating at Main, lol...

You mean you couldn't tell he was Jewish by looking at him? :r

You know what they say about us...we all look alike...:D

Skywalker
03-23-2010, 07:05 AM
;s

Neuromancer
03-23-2010, 11:04 AM
;s

Uh...for what?

T.G
03-23-2010, 11:53 AM
Uh...for what?

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