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kgoings
03-16-2010, 11:52 PM
It was freakin nasty, me against 3 other guys and I came out on top...they never had a chance. I don't mean to toot my own horn...but I am a BAAAAD dude! There were bombs flying, people getting shoved...it was ugly.

So these three guys at work are always inquiring about my cigar smoking, "Whats good" they ask, "Isn't it dangerous" they say, questions here questions there, the questions never stop. I got tired of it. So I went home and opened up my arsenal, I had more ammo coming in so I needed to clean out some of the old stuff, and this was the perfect job!

I started with small assaults, one or two stick bombs. Then I see them licking their lips, like I am just playing around, so I hit them with the big stuff, 5 sticks each today, 10 sticks each the next day. They were done, waving the white flag.

Okay enough of the theatrics...:r I shoved some guys down the hill at work and one of the dudes is done..:r..he bought a 100 ct humidor a little over a month and a half ago. And today I see Mithshrike is having some huge sale and one of this guys favorite sticks is on sale for an UNHEARD of price (great sale Matt!) http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=29915 Box of Oliva G Churchills for under $65 So I email him and hit him up on IM to check out the sale. He IM's me back...asking if I could store them in my Vino till he gets more storage :r:r freaking hilarious. I of course oblige and am now helping him (shoving) to get a vino.

The other two guys, well one of the is smoking once a week, we instituted a SWT (Sir Winston Thursday) where we all smoke a stogie at work. And the last of the three, doesn't keep any in his humi but goes camping quite often and usually takes 6 to 10 with him for the weekend.

I feel like a new dad!

MedicCook
03-16-2010, 11:55 PM
Excellent job. :tu

maninblack
03-17-2010, 12:05 AM
Very nice. Nothing like a big push down the slippery slope. They have crossed over to the dark side.:banger

leasingthisspace
03-17-2010, 12:07 AM
It is funny to watch how fast someone can fall off the deep end.

mariogolbee
03-17-2010, 12:12 AM
That's pretty awesome. Good going.

bigpedunn
03-17-2010, 12:13 AM
Good job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tuxpuff
03-17-2010, 07:53 AM
haha...niiiiice

elderboy02
03-17-2010, 07:56 AM
Good job :tu

homerjay19
03-17-2010, 08:00 AM
Nicely done!! That will teach people not to mess with you!:D

Footbag
03-17-2010, 09:05 AM
Beat them into cigar submission! Very nice!

shilala
03-17-2010, 09:07 AM
Way to hang, my brother. :tu

G G
03-17-2010, 09:09 AM
Nice job.:tu

thebiglebowski
03-17-2010, 09:24 AM
you're a bad, bad man... :tu

KenyanSandBoa
03-17-2010, 09:27 AM
You are indeed a bad, bad man...they didn't stand a chance.

It's always nice to see another one cross over to the darkside.

nater
03-17-2010, 10:14 AM
As someone heading down the slope himself, you should be ashamed :tu

Darrell
03-17-2010, 10:16 AM
Nice work, Kirk!

Stinky
03-17-2010, 10:18 AM
You should make them wear the 'noobie' hat too!
http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=5602&stc=1&d=1268843013

PS why is my sig.pic. not working???

brigey57
03-17-2010, 11:33 AM
Kirk - You're a tough man. I'll bet they never forget what you did to them! :su

It was freakin nasty, me against 3 other guys and I came out on top...they never had a chance. I don't mean to toot my own horn...but I am a BAAAAD dude! There were bombs flying, people getting shoved...it was ugly.

So these three guys at work are always inquiring about my cigar smoking, "Whats good" they ask, "Isn't it dangerous" they say, questions here questions there, the questions never stop. I got tired of it. So I went home and opened up my arsenal, I had more ammo coming in so I needed to clean out some of the old stuff, and this was the perfect job!

I started with small assaults, one or two stick bombs. Then I see them licking their lips, like I am just playing around, so I hit them with the big stuff, 5 sticks each today, 10 sticks each the next day. They were done, waving the white flag.

Okay enough of the theatrics...:r I shoved some guys down the hill at work and one of the dudes is done..:r..he bought a 100 ct humidor a little over a month and a half ago. And today I see Mithshrike is having some huge sale and one of this guys favorite sticks is on sale for an UNHEARD of price (great sale Matt!) http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=29915 Box of Oliva G Churchills for under $65 So I email him and hit him up on IM to check out the sale. He IM's me back...asking if I could store them in my Vino till he gets more storage :r:r freaking hilarious. I of course oblige and am now helping him (shoving) to get a vino.

The other two guys, well one of the is smoking once a week, we instituted a SWT (Sir Winston Thursday) where we all smoke a stogie at work. And the last of the three, doesn't keep any in his humi but goes camping quite often and usually takes 6 to 10 with him for the weekend.

I feel like a new dad!

Ashcan Bill
03-17-2010, 11:42 AM
Most excellent, Kirk!

:tu

Adriftpanda
03-17-2010, 11:45 AM
That is just mean, too mean Kirk.

jsnake
03-17-2010, 02:54 PM
What a great BOTL!

Ferrari5180
03-18-2010, 01:38 PM
Nice job Kirk. They are now on the Dark Side! I got pushed down the slippery slope by a long time and best friend of mine. I am proud he did.

DPD6030
03-18-2010, 01:55 PM
Way to bring in more BOTL Kirk and to smoke a stick while at work = priceless :D

Bubba - NJ
03-18-2010, 09:23 PM
Strong in this one , the Force is . :xxx

Razorhog
03-18-2010, 09:28 PM
LOL, you hit 'em up right! :tu