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Tashaz
03-13-2010, 04:44 AM
Here's a list of summer camps you may NOT want to send your kids to:

Tommy Lee's...............Camp Kickachick
Monica Lewinsky's.......Camp Suckaweewee
President Clinton's.......Camp Getahoochie
Ellen DeGeneres's.......Camp Lickacoochie
Kenneth Star's.............Camp Catchacrook
O.J. Simpson's............Camp Killachick
Lorena Bobbit's............Camp Cutaweewee
Tonya Harding's............Camp Clubaknee
Susan Smith's..............Camp Blameabrotha
Pamela Lee's...............Camp Lottatatas
Michael Jackson's........Camp Wannabewhitey
Louis Farakahn's..........Camp Killawhitey

Things you don't want to do in the nude.

10. Fry bacon
9. Arc weld
8. Bathe a cat
7. Operate a snow blower
6. Clear a patch of poison ivy
5. Insulate the attic with fiberglass
4. Operate a lathe
3. Present a children's television show
2. Take Mass with the Pope

And the Number 1 thing not to do in the nude:
1. Pick up a dime from a San Francisco sidewalk

kelmac07
03-13-2010, 04:48 AM
:D

Tashaz
03-13-2010, 04:50 AM
:DGeez, that was a quick reply. LMAO

G G
03-13-2010, 06:10 AM
:tu