Col. Kurtz
02-13-2010, 08:37 PM
Four longtime men friends had spent weeks planning the perfect backwoods camping and fishing trip. Two days before the group is to leave, Frank's wife puts her foot down and tells him he is not going.
Frank's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do? So two days later the three went without Frank. But they get to the camping site only to find Frank sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered and fish cooking on the fire.
"Dang man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?' I pulled her hands away and she was wearing a brand new see-through nightie.''
''She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose petals all over. On the bed lay handcuffs and ropes! She told me to cuff her hands and to tie her to the bed so I did...... then she said, ''Now do what ever you want?''
"So here I am."
Frank's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do? So two days later the three went without Frank. But they get to the camping site only to find Frank sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered and fish cooking on the fire.
"Dang man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?' I pulled her hands away and she was wearing a brand new see-through nightie.''
''She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose petals all over. On the bed lay handcuffs and ropes! She told me to cuff her hands and to tie her to the bed so I did...... then she said, ''Now do what ever you want?''
"So here I am."