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G G
02-11-2010, 04:30 PM
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the
children of Israel "pick up your shovel, mount your
asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land".

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your
shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel,
this is the promised land".

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses,
raised the price of camels and mortgaged the promised land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc. I called Lifeline. Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.
They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck....

Darrell
02-11-2010, 04:36 PM
:r :r :r :r :r

kelmac07
02-11-2010, 06:11 PM
LOL!!

Coach Deg
02-11-2010, 06:34 PM
Lmao!!!!!

ChicagoWhiteSox
02-11-2010, 06:40 PM
Nice Greg:r

NeverEnoughStick
02-12-2010, 08:39 AM
LOL Amazing! :r:r