Some people???

[Darrell]

Phone rings....

Darrell: West Coast....

Caller: Do you have cigars?

Darrell: Yes Sir, we do!

Caller: Do you have boxes of Peach Optimos?

Darrell: No, I'm sorry we don't carry Peach Optimos.

Caller: Swishers?

Darrell: Sorry, no Swishers either.

Caller: Well what kind of cigars do you have then?

Darrell: Just premium stuff, no Optimos, Blunts, Swishers.

Caller: Well YOUR SHOP IS GAY!!!!!!!!!

Phone goes quiet.

What's wrong with people? :r :r :r

[Scottw]

Holy **** thats funny D.
What about Garcia Y Vega?

[CasaDooley]

:jdNo Swishers!
Don't ya just love friendly folks Darrell.:r

[Resipsa]

Maybe the caller knew it was you he was talking to???

[Darrell]

Maybe the caller knew it was you he was talking to???

Yeah, definitely. I'm completely gay.

Come here and give me a big kiss. :td

[elderboy02]

WTF Darrell? You don't carry Swishers or Phillie Blunts? I am never supporting your store :mad:

:r:r:r

[BigAsh]

:r:r....Funny Darrell....sounds like my teenagers everytime they disagree with me (which is quite often)..."That's gay!"

[Mugen910]

Yeah, definitely. I'm completely gay.

Come here and give me a big kiss. :cb

I knew it!

Not that there is anything wrong with that..:r

[Jbailey]

What kind of shop DO you have Darrell? :D

[GKitty]

:r :r

Kids today. You buy 'em books and all they do is tear out the pages. :D

[Resipsa]

Yeah, definitely. I'm completely gay.



I knew it!

Not that there is anything wrong with that..:rMy thoughts exactly Bao. Hey, if he chooses to out himself here, I say kudos to him!

[Darrell]

My thoughts exactly Bao. Hey, if he chooses to out himself here, I say kudos to him!

Yeah, you in all of your infinite wisdom figured me out.

[/sarcasm]

[Mugen910]

My thoughts exactly Bao. Hey, if he chooses to out himself here, I say kudos to him!

As long as he's happy and proud...:tu

Yeah, you in all of your infinite wisdom figured me out.

[/sarcasm]

you cannot have [/sarcasm] without starting it with [sarcasm]...syntax Darrell...syntax!

[Resipsa]

Maybe it's your sparkling personality and keen sense of wit that makes the callers there regard you so highly? I dunno:confused:

[elderboy02]

...
you cannot have [/sarcasm] without starting it with [sarcasm]...syntax Darrell...syntax!

:tpd:

As a computer programmer, you are going to have some problems with your sarcasm working ;)

[SmokeyJoe]

Hey! If you are gonna quote me, do it correctly... I said,

"Well your shop is PERFECTLY PEACHY gay!"

:D

[Darrell]

Maybe it's your sparkling personality and keen sense of wit....

I'm just following your example. :D

[Resipsa]

I'm just following your example. :D

Finished last in your class huh?:r

[Darrell]

Finished last in your class huh?:r

Haha. Thanks for the laugh. :D

[Subvet642]

Ya know, Darrell, could it be that the caller felt insulted when you said that you only carried "Premium Stuff", and not the crap he likes? :hm

[Darrell]

Ya know, Darrell, could it be that the caller felt insulted when you said that you only carried "Premium Stuff", and not the crap he likes? :hm

I thought about that, but I was very polite when I said it. I did not have any snide tone or anything, but when he asks what kind of cigars we have the first thing I thought of were premium.

[replicant_argent]

Geez, Darrell, I make ONE prank call and you get all miffed.



Toughen up, Buttercup.

[neoflex]

Not sure what's funnier, the phone call or the responses to your thread.

[Darrell]

Geez, Darrell, I make ONE prank call and you get all miffed.



Toughen up, Buttercup.

I KNEW it was you, Pete. :r

[Mugen910]

Geez, Darrell, I make ONE prank call and you get all miffed.



Toughen up, Buttercup.

Hey...I thought I could only call him that?!?

[tobii3]

Holy Sh*t!!!

He spoke ENGLISH!!

:r

[G G]

Well do yall have Prince Albert in a can?:r

sorry, it reminded me of that.

[Bruins Fan]

That's funny must be someone you know just busting em :r

[adampc22]

am sorry mate i just really really wanted a Peach Optimo and a swisher grape

[J0eybb]

Grape FTW!

[G G]

am sorry mate i just really really wanted a Peach Optimo and a swisher grape

Send me your addy, have kinfolk that work for Swisher and they are free.:r

[floydpink]

(someone beat me to the Prince Albert joke)

[Skywalker]

What about White Owls???

This thread is killing me!!!:r

[Mr B]

too funny! sounds like the dude needs to go shop at his local 7-11 or gas station for his premium tastes.:r

[The Poet]

I get the same crap here, Darrell:

What, you don't have jugs of Gallo? You don't have Boone's Farm Melon Ball? You don't have 30-packs of Old Milwaukee? You don't carry Popov? All you got is this farkin' overpriced 8 bucks a bottle dreck? What kind of likker store you runnin' here anyway?

Some people think no taste is the only taste there is.

[Tenor CS]

If smoking premium cigars is gay, color me rainbow.

[Razorhog]

Gotta be a prank call. No one calls and asks if a store sells swisher sweets. You can get crap like that at any gas station. Did SmokeyJoe really do it? :ss

[Rabidsquirrel]

If you get the calls enough, it might pay to carry a small selection. Money is money, whether it comes from a premium cigar or a less than desirable cigar.

[tobii3]

I get the same crap here, Darrell:

What, you don't have jugs of Gallo? You don't have Boone's Farm Melon Ball? You don't have 30-packs of Old Milwaukee? You don't carry Popov? All you got is this farkin' overpriced 8 bucks a bottle dreck? What kind of likker store you runnin' here anyway?

So.....you DO carry MD 20/20, Thunderbird, Wild Irish Rose and Cisco??? OUTSTANDING!!!

[Starscream]

Maybe the caller knew it was you he was talking to???

Yeah, definitely. I'm completely gay.

Come here and give me a big kiss.
:r:r
WTF Darrell? You don't carry Swishers or Phillie Blunts? I am never supporting your store
:tpd:
Geez, Darrell, I make ONE prank call and you get all miffed.



Toughen up, Buttercup.

:r

[Blueface]

Hey, I got you good.:r

[RightAJ]

Hey Darrell, got any 1492s? :ss

aj

[TFULLERY]

Heres one for you!

Local BM lady walks in looks around and ask do you have fish?
Owner: No Fish market is behind my shop down the alley.
Lady: So you don't have any Fish?
WTF:eek::r