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RazzBarlow
02-05-2010, 01:09 PM
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'



BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

KenyanSandBoa
02-05-2010, 01:39 PM
:r...that is FANTASTIC!!

G G
02-05-2010, 01:41 PM
Nice.:tu

kelmac07
02-05-2010, 02:18 PM
Good one. :D

RevSmoke
02-05-2010, 02:42 PM
And here I thought that was all about that one movie they made....

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Dumb & Dumber

yourchoice
02-05-2010, 02:45 PM
:r That is great!

ucla695
02-05-2010, 02:48 PM
:r :r